Ask A Pig All the Questions

[MikaelaMuppet]

All of the above! And just between us, I have a few friends who are cows, so don't go around telling anyone I eat roast beef.

Hard to think of some right off the bat. I'll try to get back to you on that one.

That's fine with me!

 

[fuzzygobo]

Did you know the Beatles (George Harrison, specifically) wrote a song just for you?

Piggies (off the 1968 White Album)

Have you seen the little piggies, crawling in the dirt?
And for all the little piggies, life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the bigger piggies, in their starched white shirts?
You will find the bigger piggies stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in

In the skies, with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes, there's something lacking
What they need is a dang good whacking

Everywhere there's lots of piggies, living piggy lives.
You can see them out for dinner with their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon

You can have a field day imagining who the piggies are.

 

[D'Snowth]

Not only that, there's also a Halloween song about piggies (as well as mice and demons):

 

[scooterfan360]

ever run into babe or Gordy ?

 

[fuzzygobo]

Did you build your house out of straw, sticks, or bricks?

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

I'm very happy that I started this thread because it really exposes the very unique prejudices only pigs have to face.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Non-pig related question.

Who is your favorite Sesame Street Muppet band? Why?

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

Non-pig related question.

Who is your favorite Sesame Street Muppet band? Why?

Oh THANK THE LAWD!
I'd have to go with Little Jerry and the Monotones, although I still love Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats. Letter B by The Beetles is a favorite of mine.

Did you know the Beatles (George Harrison, specifically) wrote a song just for you?

Piggies (off the 1968 White Album)

Have you seen the little piggies, crawling in the dirt?
And for all the little piggies, life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the bigger piggies, in their starched white shirts?
You will find the bigger piggies stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in

In the skies, with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes, there's something lacking
What they need is a dang good whacking

Everywhere there's lots of piggies, living piggy lives.
You can see them out for dinner with their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon

You can have a field day imagining who the piggies are.

I'm flatttered.

Did you build your house out of straw, sticks, or bricks?

I made my house out of the bones of my enemies. Thanks for asking!

 

[LittleJerry92]

Oh THANK THE LAWD!
I'd have to go with Little Jerry and the Monotones, although I still love Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats. Letter B by The Beetles is a favorite of mine.

Nice! All great bands, and Letter B is a great song.

 

[D'Snowth]

Do you still get together with the mice and demons and tippity-tappity-tippity-tappity-tippity-tappity-tippity-tappity-tippity-tappity all night long on Halloween?