Ask A Pig All the Questions

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

Are you, by any chance, related to Miss Piggy?

We're not related, however, we did live in the same farming town. I haven't talked to the Piggys recently, but I was well acquainted with her father before he died of that horrible tractor accident.

Are you related to Porky?

Never met him. Although, I can say all the little girl piggies from my town did have a little crush on him for a while. That is, except for Miss Piggy, she always had a thing for frogs, from what I can tell.

I guess it's probably a good thing that I left out that I do love barbecued spare ribs, but that's a whole nother discussion for another day.

Yes, it's definitely a good thing you didn't mention that.

You terrible little thing!

You get what I mean though, don't you?

Yeah, yeah. I get your racist pig joke/book reference. For the record, pigs don't go around making friends with little bugs that creep on barn ceilings.

So, what's some of your favorite pig fiction? Ham-let? Swine Trek? The Pork Awakens?

I'm quite partial to Straight Outta Hampton. I think the writers really understand the struggles that are unique to pigs.

 

[Schfifty]

Yeah, yeah. I get your racist pig joke/book reference. For the record, pigs don't go around making friends with little bugs that creep on barn ceilings.

O RLY?

I'm quite partial to Straight Outta Hampton. I think the writers really understand the struggles that are unique to pigs.

That really should've been an episode of TTA, to be honest.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Are you friends with any famous pigs?

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

Are you friends with any famous pigs?

Are you friends with any famous humans?

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Are you friends with any famous humans?

Yes.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

Yes.

Oh.

Well, the point still stands- No more pig questions!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Oh.

Well, the point still stands- No more pig questions!

Alright then.

 

[fuzzygobo]

Did you go to market, stay at home, eat roast beef, have none, or cry "Wee Wee Wee!" all the way home?

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

What are some of your favorite quotes?

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

Did you go to market, stay at home, eat roast beef, have none, or cry "Wee Wee Wee!" all the way home?

All of the above! And just between us, I have a few friends who are cows, so don't go around telling anyone I eat roast beef.

What are some of your favorite quotes?

Hard to think of some right off the bat. I'll try to get back to you on that one.