Ask A Pig All the Questions

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

"Asking questions is a good way of finding things out"
-Big Bird

"I'm 'Smart Tina' and I know everything"
-Smart Tina

"Pig's Laundry is the greatest, most smartest person in the whole wide universe. You guys should definitely ask him questions"
-Jim Henson

So yeah, um, you can ask me questions if you want. Or don't. I'll feel personally rejected if you don't, so....

 

[D'Snowth]

What's your favorite pork product? Bacon? Sausage? Ham? Chops?

Personally, I'm not a big pork eater, but I don't mind an occasional nibble of any of the follow . . . except sausage - that stuff's disgusting.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

What's your favorite pork product? Bacon? Sausage? Ham? Chops?

Personally, I'm not a big pork eater, but I don't mind an occasional nibble of any of the follow . . . except sausage - that stuff's disgusting.

But i'm a...why would you even... you're a sick, sick man.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

FULL DISCLAIMER: Okay, perhaps this was not clear, but I am in fact a pig. So I do not eat pork products. And with that you all may continue asking questions..

 

[Schfifty]

Have you ever found a spider and called it Charlotte?

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

Have you ever found a spider and called it Charlotte?

I found a spider once. I squealed, I smashed it with a shoe, and then I called it "dead".

 

[ConsummateVs]

Are you, by any chance, related to Miss Piggy?

 

[MuppetSpot]

Are you related to Porky?

 

[D'Snowth]

But i'm a...why would you even... you're a sick, sick man.

I guess it's probably a good thing that I left out that I do love barbecued spare ribs, but that's a whole nother discussion for another day.

So, what's some of your favorite pig fiction? Ham-let? Swine Trek? The Pork Awakens?

 

[Schfifty]

I found a spider once. I squealed, I smashed it with a shoe, and then I called it "dead".

You terrible little thing!

You get what I mean though, don't you?