Happy birthday, you old codger!
What? It's not my birthday, you coot!
Not YOU. HIM!
Hem? What are you taking about? My pants look fine!
Oh never mind...
HERE IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH!
The biggest pastry fire in recorded history occurred today when someone lit the birthday candles for Brian and then left the cake unattended! *reads copy quickly* Neighbors say that the four-story cake -- one for every decade completed so far, plus a half-level -- first
combusted, then blew u-- *checks himself, looks around quickly for
, and continues carefully* --er...then scattered itself willy-nilly over the house, then
imploded, creating a new sinkhole in the previously quiet street! Uh-- Fire Inspector Johnson, please tell us what you saw!
*Fat Blue* Waaaallll...you don't often see a cakesplosion of this magnitude, Newsfella. *shakes head* I mean, it was
stupendous! They'll be licking icing off the roofs of the whole neighborhood for months!
Hm. Is there anything which could have been done to prevent this awful tragedy?
*Fat Blue* Why of course!
Not having a birthday!
Er...but shouldn't we celebrate the fact that Mr Fuzzy... *checks notes* Bobo has accomplished another trip around the sun?
*Bobo* Uh, hey, someone said there was a cake around here somewhere?
CAKE? WHERE?
EAT CAKE! EAT CAKE!
Would all of you get out of here? I am
trying--
I agree, you
can be a bit trying too, Pointy Nose Guy. But we are willing to set aside our differences for a piece of cake! After all, it is not every day that someone has a birthday!
Well, technically, given that there are 365.25 days per year, and 7.49
billion people on this planet, the odds that
someone will have a birthday on any given--
*armwaving rant* WILL ALL OF YOU PLEASE BE QUIIIIIEEEEEEET!
*silence*
Thank you. Now everybody, back to work!
No cake?!
Ja, der ceeken-cooken ist en der hoos!
*excited crowd rumble*
Cake is on da HOUSE? Don't mind if I do!
Wait, I don't think he meant the cake is on
this-- *is trampled in the stampede as everyone runs outside to lick icing off the roof*
*groan* ...Happy birthday, anyway...