Ask the Fuzzy Old Coot Anything

[fuzzygobo]

Okay, I'm jumping on the bandwagon. Got any questions for this old codger? Fire away.

THEN GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!8)

 

[D'Snowth]

How many more of these threads do you think we'll see by year's end?

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Favorite school subjects?

 

[Katzi428]

OK...why did you almost make me choke on my G2 with that title????
(well you DID say 'Ask" & what I'm posting IS a question SOOOO.....)

 

[dwayne1115]

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

 

[fuzzygobo]

How many more of these threads do you think we'll see by year's end?

As many as people are willing to open up.
Or until the next big trend hits, whatever that may be.

 

[fuzzygobo]

Favorite school subjects?

Anything but Math.
Music, Reading, Spelling, Geography, Art, loved them.
English, History, Science, did okay.
Algebra, two miserable years of failure.

Over thirty years since flunking Algebra, I still never was called upon to Solve For X in any job, band rehearsal, club gig, or church meeting.

 

[fuzzygobo]

OK...why did you almost make me choke on my G2 with that title????
(well you DID say 'Ask" & what I'm posting IS a question SOOOO.....)

Just be glad you didn't have anything fizzy like soda. It would be shooting out your nose and the bubbles would burn your sinuses.

Gotta look on the bright side of things.

 

[fuzzygobo]

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

Unfortunately woodchucks don't chuck wood anymore. That job has been outsourced and Chinese gophers chuck wood for 11 cents an hour. Productivity quotas are ten cords an hour.

Trump promises to revive the woodchuck wood chucking industry, so hang in there, woodchucks.

 

[Katzi428]

Just be glad you didn't have anything fizzy like soda. It would be shooting out your nose and the bubbles would burn your sinuses.

Gotta look on the bright side of things.

Ugh...this is true!