Drumph had the hots for Paris Hilton when she was twelve-years-old.
The thing that's great about this election (great as in super sarcastically so) is that everything about Drumph is basically disqualifying and even incriminating, and by all means either A) he should have been forcefully pulled out of the race by the GOP or B) should lose as much support as possible and be bottoming out in the polls.
If only it weren't for three things.
Thing number one Hillary Clinton constantly tripping over her own feet and basically being Hillary Clinton.
Two. The GOP was frightened to death of Dumb Donald sabotaging their chances for the White House as a third party, leaving them to deal with a politician they have to pretend to want.
And Three. Dumb Donald's main supporters are batcrap insane who will believe the tin foiliest of tin foil hats living in bunkers made conspiracies about Clinton and essentially anyone slightly left of the ultra fascist far right,
yet think any of the bombshell a day about why Donald isn't fit to run a small local pizza shop, let alone a business, let alone running the country is some sort of "New Yohk librul Jeeeeyyyoooo Eeeeleeete hit piece."
So basically, he's a conniving, cheating, sex crazed, mysogo-Islamo-Xenopobe with a history of racial discrimination, who really isn't worth crap, who made his money from getting daddy's inheritance, who
lost all his money in real estate, who sues everyone under the sun, going bankrupt and taking down anyone he's worked with in the process, who makes any money by licensing and that garbage TV show, who once tried to trademark the term "you're fired," who's a thin skinned
child who never lets anyone actually...gasp...say something about him, and when they do he never lets it go, again, like a
child, suffice to say emotionally and mentally not of a sound being, who's supported by the KKK, who's supported by Alex Jones, who's supported by the incompetent and insane British politician who was behind the disastrous and racist Brexit, who's supported by White Nationalist, who's supported by
freaking other country's dictators such as Putin, who uses his charity as his own piggy bank for the various legal troubles he's come under, who's even at this moment using campaign donations to bill his own Dump Towers for use of it as a campaign headquarters, who insulted every one of his opponents who most of them are now kissing his ring, who bloody everyone is warning us against...now we can safely add pedo to the list.
But to be fair, Clinton lied about E-mails, has a couple dodgy doners to her charity (that actually does things, unlike Donald's), had the gall to get sick yet visited the 9/11 memorial (she'd get crap for not visiting and staying home to rest), and said a couple things that sound nasty, but aren't as bad in context. So yeah... it's apparently anyone's election.
*&^% it. If it had been Bernie, he would have had a comfortable lead.