The Epic All-Star Muppet Fanfiction

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HOLY HECK!!!!!! I JUST BROKE MY PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, at least, you'll get a chapter, now:

Ch. 7:

Patrick: ARE YOU SAYING THAT TO ME??? ARE YOU SAYING THAT TO ME??? ( takes his Fozzie plush, pushes Lani, and says to Snowman) NEVER!!!
Lani: Ow! Hey! That hurt!
Patrick: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY FOZZIE!!!!! NOW, I'M TAKING MY FOZZIE, AND LEAVING!! LEAVING, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! LEAVING!!!
Lani: ( she throws her Fozzie bag that she got from Subway at Patrick)
Matt: ( to himself) I'm so confused.
( the doorbell rings)
Lani: ( crawls to Matt for protection)
Rachel: I got it! ( she tries to reach for the door knob)
Patrick: WHY DID YOU THROW THAT??? AW, LICKLE BABY THINKS SHE CAN THROW SOMETHING AT SOMEONE WHENEVER SHE WANTS??? HUH??? WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THAT?????
Lani: ( grabs Patrick by the shoulders and shakes him) CALM DOWN!!!
Liam: Hi, I'm Liam from One Direction!
Rachel: ( blank face)
Patrick: NO GIRL CARES ABOUT YOU, LIAM!!! ( throws a bucket at him)
Rachel: ( giggling)
Kathy: Here, take this! ( gives Liam some TNT to throw)
Lani: HITT THE DECK! ( hides)
Patrick: REMEMBER, NO SWEARING, THIS IS A MUPPET MOVIE!!!! AND, I GO ALL ANIMAL WHENEVER I GET UPSET!!!
Rachel: I'M ANGRY!! I'M PATRICK!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!
Kurt: GRRR!!!!
Lani: ( giggling)
Matt: Well, now we know why this fan fiction isn't rated G:
( TNT explodes)
Patrick: I BROUGHT AN EXTRA PAIR!!!! ( throws TNT at Liam's house) BYE-BYE, LIAM!!!!!!!! YEAH, MY TNT JUST BLEW UP LIAM!!
Rachel: Aw, man. R.I.P. whoever, he was.
Kathy: Hey, look, it's....

Find out what celebrity Kathy is about to reveal tomorrow in the next chapter!

 

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No, wait, on Saturday, I'll present the next chapter to you on Saturday!!!!!

 

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It is Saturday. If you have read the post I posted above, that will explain one thing: Time for a new chapter!! And, if you read the earlier posts I have posted, it's a good thing, because that means you have been following along! So, here's the next chapter:

Ch. 8:
Kathy: Hey, look, it's Jimmy Fallon!!
Patrick: OOH, I LOVE JIMMY FALLON!!
Jimmy Fallon: What's wrong with that dude?
Matt: Wait, what?! Jimmy Fallon? The host of the new Tonight Show??
Patrick: Oh! Jimmy Fallon calms me down. And, yes, he is the new host of the Tonight Show. Let's ask him to cameo in the new Muppet movie!
Jimmy Fallon: Oh, why, yes!
Lani: Patrick, are you yourself now?
Patrick: Yuck! YOU???
Matt: 2 down, 9 to go. ( calls Kermit) Oh, Kermit, we have another cameo. Guess who??
Kermit: Yep, it's Jimmy Fallon. I heard. I think you should go out on the road to look for your next cameo.
Everybody: Sure!
Celia: How many do we need?
Patrick: 9.
Celia: Whaaa????
Rachel: I know, Mommy!
Patrick: Would you like to come, Celia?
Celia: Yes.
Matt: Alright, peeps, let's hit the road.
( Moving Right Along plays)
Rachel: ( tired, so she rests on Celia's lap)
Celia: ( petting Rachel's red and blonde hair)
Patrick: Wait, wait! ( the music stops) Is this on loop? I think you need to put it on loop....

Find out what happens next in this fan fiction later in the day!

 

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Guess what?? It's later in the day! Which means that it is time for another chapter, so I will give you one:

Ch. 9:

Celia: Oh, boy! Now, he wants the music on loop...
Matt: ( finds stereo and puts it on loop) It is, now.
( Music starts over.)
Lani: Here we go!
Matt: Hit the road, boys!
Patrick: This is my jam! Oh, my goodness! This is my jam! No, wait, yeah, turn off that music, because this is my jam! ( music turns off, and Patrick hold a some jam) This is my yummy jam!
Matt: Not that kind of jam!
Lani: Ooh, can I have some?
Patrick: NO!!! You're evil!
Lani: Oh, heck, no!
Kathy: Hey, wait for me! ( she runs after the car, and tries to get in it, and makes it)
Matt: Don't worry! I've got a lot more stereos. I've put them all on loop. ( What Now, My Love plays)
Kurt: ( looks around at all the craziness happening in the car)
Patrick: NO, PUT BACK ON MOVING RIGHT ALONG!!!!
Matt: Ok. ( puts on Moving Right Along)
Kurt: ( coos and reaches for Patrick's hair) Ah!
Rachel: ( sleeping soundly)
Kathy: You guys left without me!!!
Patrick: Y'know what, Matt? I actually like that other song better.
Matt: Stop the car. ( car stops, and door opens) There you go, Kathy. ( Kathy gets on, and the car starts again.)
Kurt: ( coos)
Lani: ( wakes up from her nap) Mm? Naps are awesome!

Tune in early tomorrow when we find out what Patrick says after that!

 

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Hooray! I promised you yesterday that I would bring a new chapter to you in the morning, so I will because we have, like, 400 views!

Ch. 10:

Patrick: I agree with you. But, you're still evil...
Lani: I am not!
Rachel: Ssh!!
Patrick: Let's take a vote. If you think that Lani is evil, say " Lani is evil", but, not at the same time. Lani is evil!
Matt: Lani is evil! It's my opinion!
Rachel: Patrick! Ssh!
Lani: I am not! I'm honest! There's a difference!
Patrick: Well, excuse me for having opinions!
Rachel: Guys, shush! Mommy's head is hurting her!
Matt: Need some ice?
Celia: ( shakes her head no, and lies down)
Patrick: I'M JUST HAVING OPINIONS OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooh, Let it Go is on. ( sings along to Let it Go)
Radio Announcer: Next, on this radio station is Do You Want to Build a Snowman? from Frozen!
Everybody, except for Patrick: UGH!!!
( Patrick sings along)
Lani: Finally, it's done!
Radio Announcer: Next, is Love is an Open Door from Fro...
Matt: I'm changing it!
Everybody, except for Matt and Patrick: Thank you!
Rachel: Aw, man.
Patrick: Let's continue, Rachel!
( they both sing the chorus to Let it Go)
Celia: SHUT UP!
Patrick: Celia, why don't we just ( singing) let it go, let it go!
Celia: SHUT UP, YOU!!!
Matt: ( Get Back by The Beatles plays) Ooh, this is a good song!
Rachel: Mommy...... do you need a nap?
Celia: ( moans) Yeah... sorry, Patrick!
Kurt:
Patrick: No, just no! This is not a good song! It never will be! A good album is a Frozen album!
( everybody except for Patrick, groans)
Patrick: That's why I brought copies for everyone!! I'm putting mine in the CD player!
( they groan even louder groan, and Patrick puts his soundtrack in the CD player)

See you later in the day for chapter 11!

 

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It's later in the day, and I promised you with a new chapter, so here I am, well, with a new chapter. Hope you enjoy!

Ch. 11:

Matt: Has anyone found any other celebrities yet? I'm just saying.
Lani: I found Kristen Chenoweth and Idina Menzel!
Patrick: No! We're trying to get Adam Sandler right now! It's on the list!
Matt: Idina Menzel. The main singer of Let it Go! I'm not going to sing it, because all of you will complain. Mrs. Menzel, it's a pleasure to meet you.
Patrick: It's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Menzel! ( Menzel leaves, but Patrick follows her, singing Let it Go)
Rachel: Go, Patrick!
Patrick: Ha ha, Lani isn't getting me! ( continues)
Lani: Let it go! Let it go, and I'll rise like the break of dawn! Ms. Menzel!
Matt: Lani's coming for you, Patrick!
Lani: Mrs. Menzel! Would you do us the honors of doing a cameo in our new movie?
Idina: Absolutely!
Matt: Booyah! 3 down, 8 to go! ( calls Kermit) Kermit, we found another new cameo.
Lani: Yeah! I got Idina!
Patrick: Kermit wants us to get the Sesame Street cast! Let's go get Sesame Street!
Lani: To Sesame Street!
( shows a montage of them traveling)
Matt: Off to Sesame Street! ( 1969-1992 Sesame Street theme plays)
Kathy: Hey, look, there's Big Bird!
Matt: There's Elmo!
Kathy: But, he sounds different!
Matt: ( pause) Wait a second, he's not voiced by Kevin Clash, anymore! He's voiced by someone else, now.
Lani: Who, Matt?
Matt: He's voiced by Ryan Dillon!
Lani: Oh, wow!

Well, that was a very short chapter!! You want it to be very long? Okay, we will do that!!!!

Patrick: LOOK, THERE'S A GORILLA! ( everyone screams) Ha ha, no, there wasn't. I felt like we needed some humor in there.
Lani:
Matt: Well, at least, we're not in Japan. That's where all of the movie gorillas live! ( In Matt's mind: Please don't say that a gorilla will cameo in this movie.)
Lani: I hate monkeys!
Matt: So, do I! Thanks a lot, Patrick.
Patrick: Okay, I know that was completely random, and that there would never ever be any gorillas in.... ( gorilla pops in everyone's face)

Ha ha! You won't get to see what happens to everyone in this story until tomorrow morning!!

 

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Finally, you'll get to see what happens to everyone! Do they survive.... or die?? ( In case you didn't read the last chapter, a gorilla is chasing all them.)

Ch. 12:

Patrick: RUN!!!!!!!
Lani: But, we still need the cameo from Sesame Street!
Patrick: Oh, well, we'll get it on the way out!
Lani: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: I don't like gorillas, either!
Matt: On the way out? What if we don't survive?
Patrick: What are you doing, standing there? Let's run! But, on the way out, we NEED to get that cameo!
Lani: He's right!
Patrick: Matt! We'll see them and get the cameo! Bert and Ernie are right there!
Lani: Bert! Ernie!
Ernie: Hi, Patrick!
Lani: Wait, you've met them before?
Patrick: Yep!
Ernie: What are you doing here?
Patrick: Well, we were wondering if you and Bert wanted to cameo in the new Muppet movie!
Bert: Why, definitely!
Ernie: If ol' buddy Bert does, I will!
Lani: Great! See you on the set!
Bert: Bye!
Lani: Who's next?
Patrick: Hmm... let's see... it's Justin Timberlake!
Lani: ( she squeals high pitched and loud enough to break glass)
Patrick: Do we have 4 down or 5 down?
Lani: How should I know? Matt's in charge of the list!
Matt: Justin Timberlake?! Oh, and we got 3 down. 4, including Justin Timberlake.
Patrick: Alright! Let's go get Justin Timberlake!
Matt: 5 words. Run outside of Sesame Street!
Patrick: Okay, we're out! Let's get out in the car, Lani, Kathy, Dominic, and Matt!'
Lani: I'm coming!
Matt: Wait for moi!
( they all get in the car)
Matt: Let's hit the road!

Find out what happens when they hit the road in the next chapter, later in the day!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Post more Dom! I love where this story is going. BTW, can I be a supporting character in this fanfic?

You can be in my next fanfic!

 

[Twisted Tails]

You can be in my next fanfic!

Thanks, Jazzy!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Thanks, Jazzy!

You're welcome muppetfan24/7.