It's a Mad, Crazy, Muppet-y World
(based on It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World)
J. P. Grosse: Smiler Grogan
Kermit: J. Russell Finch
Annie Sue: Emmeline Marcus-Finch
Miss Piggy: Mrs. Marcus
Link Hogthrob: Sylvester Marcus
Fozzie: Lennie Pike
Floyd: Melville Crump
Janice: Monica Crump
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: "Dingy" Bell
Beaker: "Benjy" Benjamin
Rizzo: Otto Meyer
Sweetums: Miner
Robin: Miner's son
Pepe: Captain T.G. Culpeper
George the Janitor: Police Chief Aloysius
Hilda: Police secretary Schwarz
Statler: Primary detective at crash scene/station officer
Waldorf: Second detective at crash scene/station officer
Rowlf: Sheriff of Crockett County
Bobo: Deputy sheriff
Dr. Julius Strangepork: Lt. Col. J. Algernon Hawthorne
Gonzo: Airplane owner Tyler Fitzgerald
Randy: Ray
Andy: Irwin
Muppet Newsman: Reporter
Scooter: Nervous motorist
Johnny Fiama: Driver offering assistance
Sam the Eagle: Col. Wilberforce
Pops: Mr. Dinckler, the hardware store owner
Brewster/Guru: Laundry shop owner
Zoot: Fireman
Animal: Fireman
Lew Zealand: Fireman
Dr. Teeth: Taxi driver
Beauregarde: Taxi driver
Swedish Chef: Taxi driver