You see... this is what I've been saying all along. Madonna suuuuuucks. I mean, sure... she had a couple good hits in the 80's... but she's just awful. She's the reason why Dick Tracy never attained greatness. And that's, like, her best movie since no one told her she can't act. Everything she does is so freaking heavy handed. Especially her forced attempts to tick off the Catholic Church. That's straight up Trolly stuff right there.