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Here is a fictional Muppet Show compilation. I have written a few fan fics in the past, most of which were done in my first two years on the forum, and I don't really feel like checking to make sure I don't repeat any segments in my past compilation fan fics. But enjoy!
(The theme music plays as Kermit and Fozzie enter the attic)
Kermit: Well, once again it's time to clean the attic.
Fozzie: Boy, this attic seems to get messy very quickly.
Kermit: Yeah, I've noticed that.
Fozzie: I wonder what's in this trunk, Kermit.
Kermit: Well open it up, Fozzie.
Fozzie: (opening) There's a chest in the trunk, and it feels a little heavy.
Kermit: Well open that chest.
Fozzie: Right. (opens chest, gets out a box) It's a box.
Kermit: I guess you'll have to open that box.
Fozzie: Yeah, another opening... Hey, there's a book in here.
Kermit: What book?
Fozzie: A book on opening numbers. I'll open it. (opens, looks in) Well it's another opening to another show!
(leads to: "Another Opening, Another Show")
Fozzie: By the way, Kermit, one of my friends wants to know if there are any job openings.
(Kermit scrunches mouth at pun)
Fozzie: Oh, I just found this newspaper. Alien life has been spotted.
Kermit: Again? I've reported on the planet Koozebane before.
(leads to clips:
(Fozzie finds a toy train)
Fozzie: Look at this toy train I found.
Kermit: What about it?
Fozzie: It reminds me of the time I was a train conductor.
Kermit: You mean the time when Teresa Brewer was our guest star?
Fozzie: The very one.
(Leads to "Cotton Fields")
Fozzie: I also got to be a train conductor when Gladys Knight was our guest star.
(Leads to "Friendship Train")
Kermit: Now can we just stop talking about trains for a bit?
Fozzie: Why, Kermit?
Kermit: Well, it just brings up bad memories of the time me and Gonzo had to push a railway cart.
(Leads to clips:
Fozzie: Hey, I just found some fun-looking magic equipment (plays around with magic wand).
Kermit: Well be careful with.... (Kermit disapears)
Fozzie: (confused, waves wand faster) Kermit! Oh, where are...? (Kermit reappears) Oh, thank goodness!
Kermit: I remember the time me and Miss Piggy did a magic act.
(Leads to clips:
Fozzie: Hey, I just found a book on lion taming.
Kermit: I think Sylvester Stallone studied that book.
Fozzie: Really?
Kermit: Yeah, right before he did his act.
(Leads to "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off")
Fozzie: (reading the book) You know, this book would have been a lot funnier if it was written by Gags Beasley.
Kermit: Hmmm. I remember when you first told me about him.
(leads to: Fozzie tells Kermit about his new writer, Gags Beasley)
Fozzie: My jokes got a lot better after I hired Gags.
Kermit: Well, they got a little better...
(Leads to:
Kermit: It got more confusing and embarrassing when I talked to Sandy Duncan later in the show...
(leads to:
(Fozzie tries on a mexican cap and cape)
Fozzie: I didn't know there was so much Mexican gear here.
Kermit: That's from when Melissa Manchester was our guest star.
(Leads to:
Kermit: And now here is a great song about frogs!
(Leads to: "A Froggy Went a'Wooing Woo")
Fozzie: Hey, Kermit! I just found some musical cheesecake!
Kermit: Musica;?
(Fozzie plays a poor note of the theme song with the cheesecake)
(Leads to:
Kermit: I remember the time Avery Scrieber was the guest star. He and Sweetums were involved in a match of insults.
(Leads to: Monster of the Moors)
Fozzie: (observing the attic) Wow, I can't believe how great this attic looks. It's almost classy.
Kermit: As classy as some of our numbers.
Fozzie: Like our number seven?
(Fozzie laughs, Kermit scrunches his face)
(Leads to: Chanson D'Amour)
Fozzie: Wow. Talk about an explosive number.
Suddenly, several explosions go off as Kermit and Fozzie keep running and ducking for cover while the credits roll)
(The theme music plays as Kermit and Fozzie enter the attic)
Kermit: Well, once again it's time to clean the attic.
Fozzie: Boy, this attic seems to get messy very quickly.
Kermit: Yeah, I've noticed that.
Fozzie: I wonder what's in this trunk, Kermit.
Kermit: Well open it up, Fozzie.
Fozzie: (opening) There's a chest in the trunk, and it feels a little heavy.
Kermit: Well open that chest.
Fozzie: Right. (opens chest, gets out a box) It's a box.
Kermit: I guess you'll have to open that box.
Fozzie: Yeah, another opening... Hey, there's a book in here.
Kermit: What book?
Fozzie: A book on opening numbers. I'll open it. (opens, looks in) Well it's another opening to another show!
(leads to: "Another Opening, Another Show")
Fozzie: By the way, Kermit, one of my friends wants to know if there are any job openings.
(Kermit scrunches mouth at pun)
Fozzie: Oh, I just found this newspaper. Alien life has been spotted.
Kermit: Again? I've reported on the planet Koozebane before.
(leads to clips:
- Kermit interviews the Koozebanian Spooble
- Muppet News: Venus makes a hard landing on the Muppet newsroom
- Pigs in Space: shortage of swill)
(Fozzie finds a toy train)
Fozzie: Look at this toy train I found.
Kermit: What about it?
Fozzie: It reminds me of the time I was a train conductor.
Kermit: You mean the time when Teresa Brewer was our guest star?
Fozzie: The very one.
(Leads to "Cotton Fields")
Fozzie: I also got to be a train conductor when Gladys Knight was our guest star.
(Leads to "Friendship Train")
Kermit: Now can we just stop talking about trains for a bit?
Fozzie: Why, Kermit?
Kermit: Well, it just brings up bad memories of the time me and Gonzo had to push a railway cart.
(Leads to clips:
- Sentimental Journey
- Muppet Labs: Elevador Shoes
- A Horse Named Bill
Fozzie: Hey, I just found some fun-looking magic equipment (plays around with magic wand).
Kermit: Well be careful with.... (Kermit disapears)
Fozzie: (confused, waves wand faster) Kermit! Oh, where are...? (Kermit reappears) Oh, thank goodness!
Kermit: I remember the time me and Miss Piggy did a magic act.
(Leads to clips:
- It's Magic
- There'll Be Some Changes Made Today
Fozzie: Hey, I just found a book on lion taming.
Kermit: I think Sylvester Stallone studied that book.
Fozzie: Really?
Kermit: Yeah, right before he did his act.
(Leads to "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off")
Fozzie: (reading the book) You know, this book would have been a lot funnier if it was written by Gags Beasley.
Kermit: Hmmm. I remember when you first told me about him.
(leads to: Fozzie tells Kermit about his new writer, Gags Beasley)
Fozzie: My jokes got a lot better after I hired Gags.
Kermit: Well, they got a little better...
(Leads to:
- Fozzie does the banana sketch
- The others find out Kermit's never heard of the banana sketch
Kermit: It got more confusing and embarrassing when I talked to Sandy Duncan later in the show...
(leads to:
- Talk Spot: Sandy Duncan
- Muppet News: Hotline
- The Swedish Chef: Meat Loafers
(Fozzie tries on a mexican cap and cape)
Fozzie: I didn't know there was so much Mexican gear here.
Kermit: That's from when Melissa Manchester was our guest star.
(Leads to:
- You're Cheating Heart
- Veterinarian's Hospital: phone
- Muppet Sports: Goldfish Shooting
Kermit: And now here is a great song about frogs!
(Leads to: "A Froggy Went a'Wooing Woo")
Fozzie: Hey, Kermit! I just found some musical cheesecake!
Kermit: Musica;?
(Fozzie plays a poor note of the theme song with the cheesecake)
(Leads to:
- Cheesecake
- Muppet News: Maceral
- Fit as a Fiddle
Kermit: I remember the time Avery Scrieber was the guest star. He and Sweetums were involved in a match of insults.
(Leads to: Monster of the Moors)
Fozzie: (observing the attic) Wow, I can't believe how great this attic looks. It's almost classy.
Kermit: As classy as some of our numbers.
Fozzie: Like our number seven?
(Fozzie laughs, Kermit scrunches his face)
(Leads to: Chanson D'Amour)
Fozzie: Wow. Talk about an explosive number.
Suddenly, several explosions go off as Kermit and Fozzie keep running and ducking for cover while the credits roll)
