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             The 
              Muppet Show Live - Script Rundown 
            Dear 
              friends,  
            On 
              December 9, 2001, the first annual MuppetFest fan convention culminated 
              with one of the most special events a Muppet fan will ever see. 
              For the first time ever on a live stage, "The Muppet Show Live" 
              was performed before our very eyes. 
             The 
              energy and enthusiasm in the crowd was truly electric. You were 
              left with the incredible feeling and reassurance that even through 
              all the changes over the years that the Jim Henson Company still 
              knows the classic characters that we love and hold dear. 
            What 
              you are about to read is the official script for "The Muppet 
              Show Live". It's broken down into an overview of each sketch 
              with a listing of performers in the script rundown, along with the 
              line-by-line details of both Act I 
              and Act II. 
            We 
              are thrilled to be able to share this wonderful evening with you 
              if you weren't able to attend. Special thanks to all the wonderful 
              people at the Jim Henson Company for their support and for giving 
              us fans one of the most wonderful weekends of our lives. 
            - 
              Phillip Chapman, Muppet Central Webmaster 
              
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            THE 
              MUPPET SHOW - LIVE! 
              "One Night Only" 
              Sunday, December 9, 2001 
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          TV 
            Director: Chris Berry 
            Stage Director: Bill Barretta 
            Producer: Martin Baker 
            Writers: Craig Shemin & Jim Lewis | 
         
         
           Act 1  
            
              - INTRODUCTION - SAL
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Brian Henson (Sal) 
                Segment Time 1:20 
                 
               
              - VIDEO: MUPPET SHOW PITCH 
                TAPE
 
                Segment Time 
                2:52 
                 
               
              - STATLER & WALDORF
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Jerry Nelson (Statler) and Dave Goelz (Waldorf) 
                Segment Time 0:30 
                 
                 
              - MUPPET SHOW OPEN - LIVE
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit) 
                Segment Time 0:15 
                 
               
              - VIDEO: MUPPET SHOW TITLE 
                SEQUENCE
 
                Segment Time 
                1:14 
                 
               
              - BACKSTAGE
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit), Bill Barretta and Bruce Lanoil (Rowlf) 
                Segment Time 0:25  
                 
               
              - WELCOME - KERMIT
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit) 
                Segment Time 0:45 
                 
               
              - SONG: MAHNA MAHNA (track)
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Bill Barretta (Mahna Mahna), Dave Goelz and John Kennedy (Snowths) 
                 
                Video: Mahna Mahna in Hollywood 
                Segment Time 2:20 
                 
               
              - BACKSTAGE
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit), Dave Goelz and John Kennedy (Snowths), 
                and voice over Bill Barretta (Mahna Mahna) 
                Sound Effect: Phone 
                Segment Time 0:10 
                 
               
              - MUPPET NEWSFLASH - "GOLF 
                BALL"
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Brian Henson and Alan Trautman (Newsman) 
                Props: Ping Pong Balls 
                Segment Time 0:30  
                 
               
              - VIDEO: MUPPET MOMENT - "VET'S 
                HOSPITAL (SICK BUNNY)"
 
                Segment Time 
                1:37 
                 
               
              - BACKSTAGE
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit), Bill Barretta (Pepe), Dave Goelz and 
                Bruce Lanoil (Bunsen), Kevin Clash and Drew Massey (Beaker) 
                Segment Time 2:30 
                 
               
              - VIDEO: MUPPET MOMENT - "FOZZIE 
                VENT ACT"
 
                Segment Time 
                1:40 
                 
               
              - GONZO COMEDY SKETCH (Jon 
                Voight)
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Dave Goelz (Gonzo), Jerry Nelson (Camilla), Kevin Clash, Bill 
                Barretta, Brian Henson, John Kenndy (Chickens) 
                Segment Time 2:00 
                 
                 
              - SONG: "BEIN' GREEN"
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire and Drew Massey (Kermit) 
                Segment Time 2:30 
                 
                 
              - VIDEO: MUPPET MOMENT - "JAVA"
 
                Segment Time 
                1:30 
                 
                 
              -  MUPPET NEWSFLASH - "FOOTBALL"
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Brian Henson and Alan Trautman (Newsman) 
                Props: Footballs 
                Segment Time: 0:30 
                 
                 
              - SONG: "WHAT HAPPENED 
                TO SHOW BUSINESS" with Video
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit), Bill Barretta (Pepe), Brian Henson (Sal), 
                Kevin Clash (Clifford), Jerry Nelson (Lew Zealand), Dave Goelz 
                (Gonzo), All (Others) 
                Video: "Ethel Merman"/Montage of Guest Stars 
                Segment Time 2:34 
                 
               
              - INTRO: JOE PASQUALE
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Dave Goelz (Gonzo) 
                Segment Time: 0:30 
                 
               
              - GONZO & JOE PASQUALE 
                SKETCH
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Dave Goelz (Gonzo) 
                Segment Time: 8:00 
                 
               
              - VIDEO: MUPPET MOMENT - "MUPPET 
                LABS"
 
                Segment Time 
                1:28 
                 
               
              - SONG: "IT FEELS LIKE 
                CHRISTMAS"
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit), Jerry Nelson (Robin), Kevin Clash (Clifford), 
                Dave Goelz (Gonzo), Bill Barretta (Pepe), Brian Henson (Sal), 
                John Henson (Sweetums), All (Others) 
                Special Effect: Snow 
                Segment Time 3:00 
                 
               
              - INTRO: AUCTION
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Kevin Clash (Clifford) and Steve Whitmire (Rizzo) 
                Segment Time 1:00 
                 
               
              - AUCTION
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Kevin Clash (Clifford), Steve Whitmire (Rizzo), John Henson (Sweetums) 
                and Alice Dinnean 
                Segment Time 10:00 
                 
               
              - TOSS TO INTERMISSION
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Kevin Clash (Clifford) and Steve Whitmire (Rizzo) 
                Segment Time 0:15  
             
            Intermission
            Act 
              II
            
              - WELCOME BACK - MARIA BELLO
 
                Segment Time 
                1:30 
                 
               
              - STATLER & WALDORF
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Jerry Nelson (Statler) and Dave Goelz (Waldorf) 
                Segment Time 0:15 
                 
               
              - VIDEO: "HERD OF COWS" 
                FRAWLEY TEST
 
                Segment Time 
                1:12 
                 
               
              - INTRO: JIM HENSON TRIBUTE
 
                Brian Henson, 
                Steve Whitmire, Dave Goelz, and Jerry Nelson 
                Segment Time 3:00 
                 
                 
              - JIM HENSON TRIBUTE - PUPPETEERS
 
                Steve Whitmire, 
                Dave Goelz, and Jerry Nelson 
                Segment Time 5:00 
                 
               
              - VIDEO: JIM HENSON TRIBUTE
 
                Segment Time 
                3:40 
                 
                 
              - SONG: "WHERE YOU AT"
 
                Puppeteers: Jerry Nelson (Floyd) and Dave Goelz (Zoot) 
                Segment Time 2:00 
                 
                 
              - SONG: "CAN YOU PICTURE 
                THAT" (track)
 
                Pupeteers: 
                John Kennedy and Steve Whitmire (Dr. Teeth), Jerry Nelson (Floyd), 
                Dave Goelz (Zoot), Kevin Clash (Janice), Bill Barretta and Drew 
                Massey (Animal) 
                Segment Time 2:23 
                 
                 
              - VIDEO: MUPPET MOMENT - "PIGS 
                IN SPACE"
 
                Segment Time 
                2:05 
                 
               
              - SONG: "NEVER BEFORE 
                AND NEVER AGAIN" with Video (Brooke Shields)
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit) and Dave Goelz (Gonzo) 
                Video: "Piggy and Kermit" 1:38 
                Segment Time 3:30 
                 
                 
              - SONG: "SAN FRANCISCO 
                BAY BLUES" (Brooke Shields)
 
                 Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit), Bill Barretta (Bobo), Jerry Nelson (Floyd), 
                All (Others) 
                Segment Time 3:30 
                 
                 
              - VIDEO: MUPPET MOMENT - "SWEDISH 
                CHEF & LOBSTERS BIT"
 
                Segment Time 
                1:14 
                 
               
              - MUPPET NEWSFLASH - "BOULDER"
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Brian Henson and Alan Trautman (Newsman), John Henson (Sweetums) 
                and Alice Dinnean  
                Segment Time 0:45 
                 
               
              - VIDEO: MUPPET MOMENT - "PAUL 
                WILLIAMS - FROM THE EL SLEAZO"
 
                Segment Time 
                0:14 
                 
               
              - SONG: "MOVIN' RIGHT 
                ALONG" (Paul Williams)
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit) 
                Segment Time 2:30 
                 
               
              - SONG: "I'M GOING TO 
                GO BACK THERE SOMEDAY" (Paul Williams)
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit) and Dave Goelz (Gonzo) 
                Segment Time 2:45 
                 
               
              - SONG: "BLESS US ALL" 
                 (Paul Williams)
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit), Dave Goelz (Gonzo), and Jerry Nelson 
                (Robin)  
                Segment Time 1:50 
                 
               
              - SONG: "I HOPE THAT 
                SOMETHING BETTER COMES ALONG" (Paul Williams)
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit), Dave Goelz (Gonzo), Jerry Nelson (Robin), 
                Brian Henson (Sal), and Bill Barretta (Rowlf) 
                Segment Time 1:50 
                 
               
              - SONG: "WHEN THE RIVER 
                MEETS THE SEA"  (Paul Williams)
 
                Puppetteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit), Dave Goelz (Gonzo), Jerry Nelson (Robin), 
                Brian Henson (Sal), Bill Barretta (Rowlf), Kevin Clash (Elmo), 
                All (Others) 
                Segment Time 2:30 
                 
               
              - SONG: "RAINBOW CONNECTION" 
                (Paul Williams)
 
                Puppeteers: 
                All (Full Cast) 
                Superimpose: Lyrics 
                Segment Time 2:45 
                 
               
              - CURTAIN CALLS
 
                Puppeteers: 
                Steve Whitmire (Kermit), All (Full Cast) 
                SONG: "MAGIC STORE" 
                Segment Time 2:00 
                 
               
              - MUSIC: CLOSING THEME
 
                Segment Time 
                0:15 
             
            Total 
              Time 1:25:49 
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