The Odd Proposal Chapter 1 "Scooter, um, could you help me with something?" Ahahaha! Asked Piggy sweetly, tilting her head to the side. Her golden curls curtained her rosy face in such a way that made the young muppet fantasize very naughty things, but I won’t go into that. “Sure,” He said, allowing curiosity to cross his boyish face. “Let me go get Sophia to help you out…” He suggested, taking a few steps toward the door. To his surprise, Piggy had beaten him to it “No!” She objected steely, shooting an icy glare. “She’s gonna freak!” The pig rolled her eyes “I think she might just have a cow!” Realizing what she just said, Piggy changed the tone of her voice to a more sincere one “Forget what I said…that’s not the point!” She justified roughly. The go-fer stared at her in utter confusion “Then what do you mean?” He was timid as he asked this. The look she gave him told him just about everything. “I’m guessing this has something to do with Mr. Kermit?” His voice was heavy, almost weary. “Vous are the only one moi can turn to for these kinds of things!” Her pleading tugged at his heartstrings. She was playing him like a banjo, and boy, was doing it skillfully. “Miss Piggy, I’m sure what he did with “Ginger” was just for comedy.” The desperate go-fer reasoned. Boas wrapped around him like irritable snakes. He patted his shoulder only to discover that he had stumbled into her closet. “Get out of there, go-fer…” Piggy growled. Her flashy dressing room turned into a sudden torture chamber “I’m sorry, Miss Piggy.” He apologized, earnestly. “Here’s the plan,” She started, “You know how those soap operas run, right?” Piggy seemed oddly bashful. Scooter’s eyes widened a little “I sure do,” He bit his lip, expressing doubt. “My sister watches them all the time.” “Piggy, I-I-I can’t do that!” Scooter cried softly, his eyes were the size of saucers once realization had hit him. “Why don’t you get Gonzo to do that?” He whimpered. “He’s married.” She stated simply. “Link?” He suggested hurriedly. They looked to each other comically “Ok, silly question.” Scooter said, answering himself quite hilariously. “You’re…you’re not as young as you were before.” Piggy commented. “Yeah, but, this is just too far.!” Scooter objected, running to the door. With a delicate touch of her gloved hand, did she grab him—very much like a worm on a hook. He could only squirm “Ok, ok, ok, I can’t say I’ll feel good ‘bout it though.” “Thank you! Thank you!” She cried. “The frog will be so jealous!” Piggy declared. A sigh escaped his lips “Why do I get myself into these things?” Piggy brought him closer to her “Because, Mon Capitaine, vous are just so gullible!” --- [Basically, she is requesting that he get into a relationship with her just to make a certain frog jealous--The coupling is still Kermit/Piggy...depending on the outcome of this story!] Minor note: This is so cliché'!