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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Dominicboo1, Sep 8, 2012.
Dun dun dunn!
Ch. 27 (I think)
"Oh good now we can discover who the mysterious stranger is!"Gonzo said.
"It's Max he's going to train us for fighting Jareth!"Fozzie said.
"Dominic it's rude to interupt!"Fozzie said. "Oh yes and will help us rescue Sarah and..."
"Fozzie!"Jaz said. "That's the wrong story."
"Yeah,"Dominic said. "That was when I wrote Muppets and The Dark Crystal."
"Oh yeah!"Fozzie said.
"Oh brother,"Colleen said.
"Ok Fozzie you look like a gorilla!"Charlene said.
"Hey that's not nice!"Fozzie said. "Hey I do look like a gorilla! And Charlene you and Robbie look like Spiky Turtles!"
"Well we better explore,"said Kermit.
I think I know where we aarreee!
"Well where are we?"Dominic asked.
"No idea,"said Piggy.
"Hi!"a girl said. She was wearing a pink dress and white gloves like the rest of the girls except Charlene."My name's Princess Peach. You can call me...Peach, because that's what my friends call me. Unless you want to be my enemies in which case...."
"Why is Bowser always kidnapping her?"asked Jaz.
"I do not know!"Colleen said. Peach still jabbered on an on.
"And I'm having a birthday party! You're all invited! I remember one time my friend Luigi put those trick candles on my cake...."
"That's really interesting,"Dominic said. "I'd love to come to the party."
"Me too!"Piggy said. "There won't be a dumb speech will there?"
"Only this long!"Peach said taking out a piece of paper. It went down to her toes."Oh sorry that's my speech about brushing my teeth. This is the speech about how great I am!"she said taking a much longer scroll out.
"Oh great,"Jaz said. "What fun!"
You ever notice how much peach dresses like piggy?
"Ok,"said Peach. "This is my friend Mario. He rescued me from Bowser. Not that I get kidnapped a lot. Yeah Bowser's a pretty considerate villian he never abducts early in the morning, at dinnertime, or too late at night, except Saturday. He goes wild on Saturday!"
"She is going to get on my nerves,"said Piggy.
"Oh and this is his brother Luigi! Rememeber he put the trick candles on my cake? And don't forget it's my birthday because that reminded me it was my birthday because that's when you put candles on the cake....."
"Let's start dancing!"Fozzie said taking Jaz's hand and started dancing with her.
"Yeah nothing bad will possibly happen,"said Peach.
"Yeah,"Dominic said. "I'll believe that when I see it."
Ha good line Dominic.
I sure do hope nothing goes wrong...
"Welcome to my party!"said Peach. "We are here to celebrate me, myself, and I. Now first is how great I am. Anybody have a speech?"
"I do!"Luigi said."Peach you're one of the good ones now let's eat that cake."
"NO!"Peach yelled. "More more more."
"Is she done yet?"Dominic wondered.
"She's just getting started."Mario whispered.
"Yak yak yak,"Jaz said.
"Yakeity yak don't talk back,"said Fozzie Bear.
"Hey Peach,"said a voice.
"Oh hi Bowser how are you?"asked Peach.
"Good. Well it's kidnapping time,"said Bowser.
"I don't wanna,"whined Peach.
"I'll give you a spoon,"Bowser said holding out a shiny spoon.
"Shiny,"Peach said. "Hey I feel for a trick!"she added as he grabbed her. "Too shiny."
"We better go save her."Dominic said.
"I'll get back to you on that."Dominic and Jaz said together.
Sheesh, she's more concieded than Piggy!
And she she's dummer than Spamela!
I love Fozzie's line!
The line that he said, "Yakety yak and don't talk back" made me laugh plus the Muppets on their show did an oldie song called, "Yakety Yak" I thought it was a hilarious number when the Muppets did it.
"Well we'd better rescue her,"Dominic said. "For...the sake of the plot!"
"Ok,"sighed Jaz."Well we need to go through some dangerous places to get through to save the Princess."
"Hey Mario!"said Bowser.
"Hi Bowser we're gonna foil your evil plan if you don't mind!"said Mario.
"What? I quit evil. Heck I thought we put those kidnappings behind us."said Bowser. "Maybe there's an imposter trying to be me!"
"Well,"said Jaz. "Peach is annoying, so the reason would be not to marry Peach, but to get Bowser into big trouble!"
"Yeah,"Dominic said. "There's another villian behind this, and we'll catch him...or her....or them.....or it."
And now for comic relief here's a Peach chapter.
"No no no,"said Jaz. "Now for incredibly annoying stupidity here's a Peach chapter."
"Hey Bowser!"Peach shrieked. "Turn up the heat in this evil lair! I'm freezing!"
"Ok,"said the Fake Bowser. "There."
"Hey Bowser!"she shrieked again. "This is too hot now! And I want some lunch. I want a pizza with everything on it and the good crisp onion rings, and then a great big birthday cake and I want it all now! And can't I be in the dungeon room with the T.V? Do you have one with a better view?"
"Shut up!"said Fake Bowser before turning the thermostat down.
"It's too cold now!"Peach said.
"ARRRGHHH!"groaned Fake Bowser.
LOL! Peach is annoying to Fake Bowser? That's great, Dominic! I would love to find out what happens next.
"So you've reformed huh?"Jaz asked Bowser truly curious about how the villian repented.
"Yes hey where are we?"asked Bowser.
"This looks like Delfion Plaza!"said Mario.
"Because it is,"said a voice. Everyone turned around to see Bowser Jr.
"Hi Pop!"Bowser Jr. said.
"Bowser Jr.? What are you doing son?"said Bowser. "After those races I reformed. I thought you did too."
"Not just that, but you'd be a too predictable villian,"said Kermit.
"Yeah,"Bowser agreed. "Bitterman was a surprise villian why can't there be one here?"
"Maybe,"Dominic said. "We may have to unmask Bowser Jr. along with the Fake You."
"I WANT ANOTHER CHAPTER!"screamed Peach.
Dominic sighed and gave her a piece of ribbon.
"That should keep her busy for this chapter."Dominic said.
"Yeah now let's get a hint as to who he is!"Mario said.
"You'll have to stop this!"Bowser Jr. said pointing to Goombas.
"Oh they're easy!"said Mario jumping on them.
"But what about these ones?"Bowser Jr. asked.
"Oh no!"Mario said the Goombas were now about as tall as giraffes. "I think we're in trouble!"
The Goombas? Oh no! I hope they can save thenselves.
I love this story!
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