The Creature Calamity Club

Clerk: Ok then, so I guess you wouldn't mind holding this? *pulls out talisman* You know, some crazy guy who looked like a scientist gave that to me. He kept ranting about how horrible monsters are and stuff...but I don't believe it. And I know you don't believe it. You know why? My great grandfather was a werewolf.

You don't really believe in that silly child's play, do you?

Clerk: I may never have met him, but my grandmother says that this bracelet was made out of the silver bullets that *trails off*

This is getting awkward...

You ok madam?

Clerk: You probably think I'm crazy...*facepalm* But I tell you. Monsters are real. But don't listen to anyone who tells you that they are all bad. They are NOT...I was just hoping I could finally meet a werewolf in person...

*sighs*


I know a werewolf.

Clerk: *hides face* I am so embarrassed...the boss says if I go off on this kind of rant again I'd be fired...it doesn't help you are now just messing with me...

No... Listen... Folow me...

** secretly teleports items away**

Clerk: *looks around* No one is here...if this is some kind of joke I am not going to be very amused...

**Is this wise? What if you can't control yourself? Want me to sneak away and get you a belt?**

I have mine on... Ill be fine...*

Follow me madam.


*leads to forest*

I don't like this...

*clerk follows impatiently*

Now, what I am going to show you... Must be secret. Ok?


*starts to grow, gets fur, claws, teeth, and a tail*


^^fully transformed^^

*stands there nervously*

Clerk: *jaw drops* After all these years of people telling me there were no such things as werewolves I now know I'm not crazy! Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. No one would believe me anyway...

**really, why don't I read people's minds more? I think she's being honest. She doesn't have connections to the scientists either**

*changes back*


What did you think?

Clerk: All I can say is thank you for proving me not crazy! Hey, *looks at Sarge* are you a werewolf too?

Um...not quite...

Clerk: Than what are you?

OOC: we never gave the clerk a name

So... You mentioned wanting to be one...

*reluctantly transforms* I'm a bat demon...

Clerk: I've never heard of a bat demon before...*reaches out*

Don't touch me -_-

Clerk: Uh...sorry...your fur looks soft...

*gives her a strange look*

Clerk: Uh...so anyway, yes, I did say I would like to be a werewolf...

Ok... This might hurt....

*werewolf teeth come out, and I bite the clerk*

OOC: note the clerk?

EDIT: never mind. How do I delete this thing?