The Creature Calamity Club

Sure.


*opens*


Do the reading honors.

*starts singing*

Here's the mail, it never fails,
it makes me want to wag my tail,
when it comes I want to yell - MAIL!!!!!!!!!!

*other tenants stare at Hubert*

*reads letter*

"I know what you are. I had a feeling something was different about you as soon as you walked into my store. Yes, I saw the incident with the talisman. Do not be alarmed. I am with a group of people who have dedicated their lives to protecting the creatures that live among us. I realize at this point, you probably do not trust anyone. I undertstand completely, but as of now, do you have any other option?

P.S. You really need to learn to put of a mental wall so people cannot read your mind so easily"

O___O

Ok.. Uh, what do we do?

*stares at Hubert*
Why do I have the feeling the song was from Blue's Clues?

So Hubert, what do you think?

Well, I think Blues Clues is pretty cool...

*others continue to stare*

Oh...you mean about the letter...well...I think we have to be careful here...this might just be some kind of plot to trick us into trusting him, in order for something terrible to happen...

Well, this guy obviously has some kind of ability if he can read our minds...of course that doesn't mean anything

Kind of annoying if we don't know who we can trust. Is there any way we can squeeze the truth out of him? Would he know if someone tries to read his mind when he's asleep?

Its just so strange...how was he able to teleport the letter here, and why was it in a cloud of black smoke. You think hes a demon?

Something even worse to think about...he could even possibly be the runner of the lab that Sarge is from, the writer of that book, if there's any chance he could somehow change his human form to make him look like a completely different person...

The only way we can know for sure is if we can read his mind somehow when he is the most vulnerable...or we need to get him alone, here. Remember, we bought that talisman. If he is some kind of monster, it should force him to change...

That's true...but who knows what would happen if we brought him here?

Does it say anything in the book about teleporting with black smoke?

p.s. I loved Blue's Clues as a kid.

Bring him here. I will be able to tell If he is the guy.

I'm not so sure that is such a good idea...what if he is really powerful and begins to attack us or something?

He won't. Just trust me.

Oh for crying out loud...*holds letter and goes into a trance*

How about a vote: Invite him here or not invite him here?
I vote yes.

I vote to invite him.