Me- Hello everyone and welcome to our Halloween story! Piggy- Excuse moi, but are you not going to warn them? Me-About the? Piggy-Don't say it! Me-Okay this story is scary , but not in the way you expect! Piggy-Be very careful! Me-Alright Real Beginning Miss Piggy was entering the Fashion Horrors museum, and noticed a whole section themed to... Polyester. According to this the true creator of it was Polly Esther, a woman who became so hated for creating the clothes. She ran away to find someone who would believe her, unfortunately she didn't look both ways. Piggy believed the story was the silliest one she had heard in a long time, but she was wrong. There was a song that brought her to you, and Miss Piggy thought it was a good idea to sing it!