That thinks Jessica Simpson is not that hott?
That thinks that Kathy Griffin is?
That feels "reality televison" is a contradiction in terms?
That doesn't understand why Ryan Seacrest has all those jobs?
That thinks names like "Apple", "Blanket", "Moses" of "Homer" are not the best for celebrity offspring?
That doesn't need an ipod to act as "the soundtrack to my life"?
That's a "Shemp" man?
That, though interesting, feels thong bikinis just look painful?
That's never sat through an entire episode of "Sponge Bob"?
That never WANTS to sit through an entire episode of "Spong Bob"?
That just doesn't get the deal on "Celebrity Poker"?
That wan't the only name "Arnold" to start with "Hey" and NOT "Gov-nor"?
That thinks Kathy Griffin is still hott?
That thinks that Kathy Griffin is?
That feels "reality televison" is a contradiction in terms?
That doesn't understand why Ryan Seacrest has all those jobs?
That thinks names like "Apple", "Blanket", "Moses" of "Homer" are not the best for celebrity offspring?
That doesn't need an ipod to act as "the soundtrack to my life"?
That's a "Shemp" man?
That, though interesting, feels thong bikinis just look painful?
That's never sat through an entire episode of "Sponge Bob"?
That never WANTS to sit through an entire episode of "Spong Bob"?
That just doesn't get the deal on "Celebrity Poker"?
That wan't the only name "Arnold" to start with "Hey" and NOT "Gov-nor"?
That thinks Kathy Griffin is still hott?