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Haven't heard about Journey to Bert. Not to say it'll never happen, just haven't heard about it and I doubt it'd be something done for this season since most of it's been already taped. Although that's why many of us have a problem with JTE, it should be Bert hunting down Ernie instead of Big Bird.
Lyrics to Oscar's version of Bein' Green.
Oscar: As someone else once said...
It's not that easy bein' green.
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it would be much nicer...
Being gray or brown, or puce...
Or something less colorful like that.
Grouch Chorus adding "Oohs" after each line now.
Oscar: It's not easy bein' green.
And other grouches tend to pass you over.
Cause you're not all dingy-looking.
Like mud in the puddles.
Or smog in the sky.
But green's the color of slime.
And green can be gross and moldy-like.
And green can be smelly like a stinkweed...
Or angry like an alligator...
Or sour like a pickle.
When green is alll there is to be...
It could tend to make you wonder.
But why wonder, why wonder.
I'm green, it's yucky, and it's what I want to be.
Oscar: OK, the song's over, now scram!
Grouch Chorus: Oh OK Oscar, sorry...
*Everybody leaves.
Oscar: Even you pickle... Heh, I gotta be me.
Hope this helps.
Haven't heard about Journey to Bert. Not to say it'll never happen, just haven't heard about it and I doubt it'd be something done for this season since most of it's been already taped. Although that's why many of us have a problem with JTE, it should be Bert hunting down Ernie instead of Big Bird.
Lyrics to Oscar's version of Bein' Green.
Oscar: As someone else once said...
It's not that easy bein' green.
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it would be much nicer...
Being gray or brown, or puce...
Or something less colorful like that.
Grouch Chorus adding "Oohs" after each line now.
Oscar: It's not easy bein' green.
And other grouches tend to pass you over.
Cause you're not all dingy-looking.
Like mud in the puddles.
Or smog in the sky.
But green's the color of slime.
And green can be gross and moldy-like.
And green can be smelly like a stinkweed...
Or angry like an alligator...
Or sour like a pickle.
When green is alll there is to be...
It could tend to make you wonder.
But why wonder, why wonder.
I'm green, it's yucky, and it's what I want to be.
Oscar: OK, the song's over, now scram!
Grouch Chorus: Oh OK Oscar, sorry...
*Everybody leaves.
Oscar: Even you pickle... Heh, I gotta be me.
Hope this helps.