Your Own Comedy

[Old Thunder]

Think you're funny? Put it to the test here. Basically, this thread is for anyone who's come up with a joke, whether it be for stand-up, sitcoms, or anything else. Here's something I came up with today...

So you know those tests with the circles you have to fill in?
And then they get sent in, they run them through a machine, and then you figure out how smart you are?
You have to be really careful with them when filling in the circle.
You can't only do PART of the circle.
You can't do HALF of the circle.
You can't do checks.
You can't make crosses.
It can't be too dark.
It can't be too light.
It can't be outside of the circle, you IDIOT.
It must be absolutely perfect.
Otherwise, the machine can't ****ing read them.
I think I've finally figured out why so many kids fail in school.
But regarding the dots, I've always wanted to do a connect-the-dots thing with them.
That'd be fun.
I've always wondered what kind of picture you'd get if you did that.
But guess what?
You can't.
Because it's a ****ing test.
You can't photocopy it either.
Because then it might mess something up.
And the machine won't read it.
And then you fail.
I mean, why do the schools and **** wanna learn so bad how smart I am?
****, I don't even wanna know how smart I am!
And smartness isn't everything.
Case in point - Light Yagami.
Yes, I watch anime.
**** me, right?
Anyways, he's smart as ****, yet he's also bat**** insane.
Intelligence means **** if you don't have the sanity to back it up.

I'm what is called a bull**** comedian.
I'm more bull**** than comedian.

Post away your own stuff now. Hopefully it's better than the **** I've presented.