Your Favourite Statler and Waldorf Moments

[Abb Green]

Discuss your fav Statler and Waldorf moments here! They can be from anywhere! The Muppet Show, Muppets Tonight, The Muppet YouTube Videos, From the Balcony, from the Muppet Movies, etc!

My favs are:

The Muppet Show:
- Whenever they heckle Fozzie, whether he'll be doing a monolouge or introducing an act.
- In an unknown episode, they were wondering how something smelled if he didn't have nostrils. They both than exclaim, "TERRIBLE!"
- When Statler calls Waldorf "stupid" in the Lorretta Lynn episode! That was a good one! XD
- When they heckled Milton Berle! XD
- Whenever they join in on singing a song.
- When they became "victims" of Gonzo's motorcycle act in S3E15: Lesley Ann Warren.
- When Waldorf called Astoria a "geezeress" as a joke but she still gets mad! XD That proves she's female! XDXDXD
- (SPOILERS!!!!) When they turn out to be the killers in S4E14: Liza Minnelli.
- When Waldorf gives Statler the "evil eye"! XD
- All of their moments in the Valerie Harper episode.

Muppets Tonight:
- When they got curshed by the giant remote!

Muppet YouTube Videos:
- When Statler accidentally "pulls the plug" on Waldorf! XD

From The Balcony:
NOTE: I haven't properly watched this series yet!
- The ending of the Halloween episode.

Specials:
- When Statler and Waldorf at first praise DisneyWorld than start booing it because there's nothing to complain about it.

Their isn't really any moments in the movies for me.

There are other moments but these are my "main" ones. What are your fav moments?

 

[Auberoun]

It's too long to post here, but all of the S&W dialog fromthe first TMS Album.
"That was great!"
"It wasn't that bad!"
"It wasn't that good!"
"It was horrible!"

etc...

 

[Muppet fan 123]

I always dreamed we'd be back here
Dreams? Those we're nightmares!
DOHOHOHO!

 

[Misskermie]

To Fozzie:

Well, I'm not a dope,
And I'm no dummy
So how come your stuff,
Is really crummy?

DO HO HO HO!

 

[CensoredAlso]

It's random but I grew up watching Muppets Take Manhattan and my first memory of Statler and Waldorf has always been:

Hey, look, Waldorf. It's the frog and the pig.
Yeah, it looks like they're in love.
Yeah.
Kinda makes you sick, doesn't it?
::laughs::
Woo-hoo!
Hey, lovey doveys!
Hubba, hubba!

 

[Borples]

I like the one in my sig.
*typing*
"You know, they say if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!"
*shocked incredulity*
I'm sorry, I don't know where that came from. Keep going. ...I think there's a 'k' in 'knucklehead.'

Also, their bit in the OK Go vid.
Let's watch cat videos.
Mmhm. *click*
*head tilt* Aww!

And Auberon already mentioned the TMS album. The one that starts out with "That was great!" "I loved it!" and ends with "Take 'em away!" "Boooo!" is my all-time favorite.

 

[LouisTheOtter]

I like all of those, and several others (and the fact that even people who barely know the Muppets or The Muppet Show still recognize "those two old guys in the box"), but I think these are my two favourites:

From midway through The Muppet Movie:
Well, what do you think?
I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this! (Both laugh)

And a beautiful bit of fourth-wall-breaking at the tail-end of a Muppet Show episode:
How do they do it?
How do we watch it?
WHY do we watch it?
(To the TV audience) Why do YOU watch it?!

 

[Abb Green]

Interesting moments, everyone!