Let's see...
- Scootoor - Constantly reminds Kermoot that his uncle is a mob boss.
- Goonzo - Performs dangerous stunts in order to put himself out of his misery.
- Flooyd - Secretly wants to bump off Miss Poogy.
- Dr. Tooth - Insert joke about the forum member by the same name:
- Zoooot - Not unlike the interpretation of Zoot in that one SNL skit.
- Poopoo - Doesn't speak a word of English. Unlike Pepe, Poopoo has been arrested for his many cons.
- Rizzoo - Poopoo's partner in crime.
- Loops - His silence has drove many people to hit themselves with hammers.
- Boonsen and Booker - Both are hiding out from the police after making illegal substances, such as Flubber.
- Roobin - The youngest member of the team, and a man after Kermoot's own heart (and wallet).
- Thoog - Once beat Godzilla in a staring contest.
- Loonk and Beauregoord - Recently kicked out of the team after accidentally shopping them out to the Man.
- Woolly - The original leader of the group before Kermoot arrived. Hasn't been seen since.
- Swootums - He'll love you to death.