What I first thought were Muppet Names.

[Xerus]

I remember when I first watched the Muppet show. I thought Fozzie was called Fonzie. Gonzo was called Pongo. Rowlf was called Ralph. Dr. Teeth was called Sea Teeth. The Swedish Chef was called French Chef. Statler was called Starter. Sweetums was called Sweedems. And Rizzo was called Rinko. It was when I read the Muppet books, I found out their real names.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

I used to think Sweetums was named Jack.

 

[Xerus]

I used to think Sweetums was named Jack.

"Jack not name, Jack job."