Where did the statue of A.B. C'More come in?
Saw the whole thing thanks to the link at Muppet Wiki's article for The Lord of the Rings proper, and it was hilarious.
But three eggs and two cups of chocolate chips? Er, I don't think that's the full recipe for cookies. What about the sticks of butter, flour, and sugar?
Huh, me need that stuff too?
Forget other stuff... Eat eggses and chippies now!
When you right, you right self. Kowabunga!
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following the full recipe leaves a choc chip 4 cookie for Oscarfan.