TMS Outline:Tom Hanks

[kathy26]

here is my first muppet show outline I want to thank fozzieisfunny he helped me with the script so here it is

Cold Opening:
Scooter: Tom Hanks, fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Hanks!
Tom Hanks: Are you sure I'll feel comfortable, Scooter?
Scooter: Sure, here's Comfortable.
( A Muppet named Comfortable comes in}
Comfortable: You can feel me right now!

Theme Song:
Kermit: It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Mr. Tom Hanks! Yay!
( goes through theme song, but the arches are smaller than usual)
Introduction:
Kermit: Thank you, and welcome to the Muppet Show today! Tonight, we have a very special guest star, Mr. Tom Hanks! By the way, we are running low on our budget, so we can't afford many things anymore. A theater inspector came yesterday, and....
( Tom Hanks enters)
Tom Hanks: Um, you're running low on your budget?
Kermit: Well, yeah. We might have to shut down the theater.
Tom Hanks: There's still going to be a show tonight, right?
Kermit: I hope so.
Tom Hanks: Well, listen, I didn't get prepared for the big Toy Story number for nothing!
Kermit: I'll guarantee that will be the one thing that will not be cut today!
Tom Hanks: Good!
( Tom Hanks leaves)
Kermit: Before that, we are going to have " Pigs in Space!"

Pigs in Space:
Announcer: Now, we return to Pigs in Space!
( Pigs are in a set that looks nothing like a spaceship)
Miss Piggy: Oh, no, Strangepork, it looks like our ship has crashe....
Kermit: Sorry, we only have time for a 5-10 minute show! Your Pigs in Space number has to be cut, because that's what the theater inspector said.
Miss Piggy: Oh no, I'm going to have to call my agent or my 8 other ones!
Kermit: Sorry, Piggy, Link, and Strangepork, you guys are also cut from the show. The budget is running low for our final show. It's only 1,000 bucks.
Backstage:
Fozzie: Hey, Kermit!
Kermit: Yes, Fozzie!
Fozzie: Can I do an act on the final show?
Kermit: The theater inspector said that everybody has to be out. Sorry, I do not want to, we will go to jail if you do not.
Fozzie: Maybe we can do another show sometime!
Kermit: Yeah, that would be fun.
Statler and Waldorf:
Statler: Did you know it's The Muppets' final show?
Waldorf: Did you know that I have probably died and gone to heaven if I heard you correctly?
Statler and Waldorf: Do ho ho ho !
Kermit Intro:
Kermit: I know our show is running short, so we can't afford any musical numbers, except for the Toy Story number.
Waldorf: This is seriously a prank, isn't it?
Kermit: But, we can afford Muppet Labs.
Waldorf: Never mind.
Muppet Labs:
Bunsen Honeydew: Welcome again to Muppet Labs, where the future is being made today!
Kermit: Wait a second, nope, we can't afford Muppet Labs, or Bunsen. Bunsen, you're going home.
Bunsen: Can I just demonstrate my invention?
Kermit: Bunsen, we are going to get fined money!
Bunsen: Oh, fine.
Backstage:
Tom Hanks: Oh, hi, Piggy! Weren't you supposed to leave a while ago?
Miss Piggy: Yes, but I wanted to spend time with vous.
Tom Hanks: Well, you can't do this. You ought to be leaving.
Miss Piggy: You ought to be in a mental hospital if you think I'm leaving! HI-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
( Tom Hanks goes flying across the room)
Vet's Hospital:
Announcer: We welcome you to Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs!
Rowlf: Where's Miss Piggy, Janice?
Janice: She got kicked out because of the low budget.
Rowlf: Who's our patient?
Janice: Tom Hanks.
Tom Hanks: Will it hurt when you do the operation?
Rowlf: ( checks on his knee) Oh, it's a real emergency.
Kermit: Cut! The budget is getting low! We're only at 400 dollars! Rowlf and Janice, you have to leave!
Tom Hanks: Wait a second, my knee actually hurts!
Kermit: Don't worry, they're not real doctors.
Kermit's Intro:
Kermit: Now, for our big Toy Story number, which is actually not so big, because everybody had to leave! Anyway, it's going to be me and Tom Hanks singing!
Toy Story Number:
( Kermit and Tom Hanks singing " You've Got a Friend in Me" from Toy Story, but then halfway through the song, the following happens
Kermit: Yeah, you've got a friend in.....
( boulder crushes down on Kermit and Tom Hanks)
Tex Richman: That's the end of The Muppet Show!
Goodnights:
Statler: Since nobody's here to say good night, me and Waldorf will!
Waldorf: Good night, everybo....
Statler: There's a phone call!
( Waldorf picks up the phone)
Waldorf: We can have our theater back.....................they want 100 more episodes of The Muppet Show??
( Waldorf hangs up)
Statler and Waldorf: NOOOOO!!!!
Closing Credits:
( silent, since the band got kicked out)


thank you fozzieisfunny for helping me