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NOTE:For those of you who don't know,Shaun Cassidy was a popular teen rock star during the late 1970s.He also played the role of Joe Hardy in the TV series adaptation of The Hardy Boys during the same period.
Season 3(1978/79)is the setting for this outline.
COLD OPENNING/DRESSING ROOM
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SCOOTER:"Shaun Cassidy,fifteen seconds to curtain Shaun."
SHAUN CASSIDY:"Thank you Scooter."
STRANGEPORK(who's in the room with the guest star):"Then you ain't the real Joe Hardy of the Hardy boys?"
SHAUN CASSIDY:"That's what I've been telling you.I'm actor Shaun Cassidy who plays the role of Joe Hardy."
STRANGEPORK:"Quick Scooter call the cops.We have an imposter in our theatre."
OPENNING THEME
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BELCONY GAG
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STATLER & WOLDORF(in unison)with their hands over their ears:"LALALALALALAAAA"
GONZO'S TRUMPET GAG
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Cookie Monster suddenly appears,snatches the horn from Gonzo,and gobbles it up.The horn sounds off when he hiccups.
OPENNING NUMBER
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The Electric Mayhem Band perform their rendition of"Da Do Ron Ron",with Floyd and Janice sharing lead vocals.
BELCONY
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STATLER(waking up Waldorf):"Hey,the openning number's over."
WALDORF:"Ya woke me up ta tell me that?"
BACKSTAGE
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J.P(Scooter's uncle,in his third appearance on the show)"Yeah I came to tell ya frog that payment for the lease on this theatre is due.And I may be able to sell it to a particular buyer."
KERMIT(in distress):"You're selling my theatre?"
J.P:"Correction frog.My theatre.Have you forgotten I still own it?Anyway,this new buyer happens to be head of a new advertising company,who plans to have this old theatre converted into a brand new shopping mall."
Scooter:"Wow uncle J.P.That is such thrilling news.Isn't it exciting boss?"
Kermit hangs his head in disbelief.
J.P:"I'm expecting this person here any minute now."
GUEST STAR SPOT
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In tropical island scenery,Shaun Cassidy performs his rendition of"Surfin'USA",accompanied by the Electric Mayhem Band.
ANIMAL(occasional background vocal):"SURFIN U-S-AAAAAAAAA".
PIGS IN SPACE SKETCH
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BACKSTAGE
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KATIE MALONE(female muppet head of advertising company,with a Mae West type of voice and accent):"Katie Malone is my name.Company advertising is my game."
J.P:"Pleasure is mine ma'am.As you can see,this theatre doesn't have a lot more life left in it,and will have to come down sooner or later."
KATIE MALONE:"Yes indeed.This is the perfect sight the new ACME Super Shopping Centre."
KERMIT:"Oh boy.That's all we need is another shopping centre."
KATIE MALONE:"What's with the frog?"
SCOOTER:"Oh that's Kermit The Frog.The host of the TV show."
KATIE MALONE:"A frog hosting a TV show?Now I've heard everything."
MUPPET LAB
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A new world travelling machine that will take you to any part of the world you want to go.Simply step inside the machine,press a certain code for a certain part of the world,and(POOF)you're already there.But Beaker presses a wrong button on the machine,and he and Bunsun wind up stuck in the freezing cold south pole.So they have to try and figure out how to get back to the show.
DRESSING ROOM
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Miss Piggy visits Shaun Cassidy in his dressing room.Shaun tells Miss Piggy that he's always had the hots for her.Miss Piggy is delightfully flattered.They both engage in a duet rendition of The Bells' hit song"Stay Awhile".
FOZZIE BEAR'S JOKE SPOT
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THE SWEDISH CHEF SKETCH
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Swedish Chef attempts to cook Chicken Stew.He puts a frightened Camilla into the boiling pot.Gonzo,shocked and horrified,rushes onto the stage to Camilla's rescue.He then orders a gang of chickens to attack Swedish Chef.
CLOSING NUMBER
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Under a disco ball,Shaun Cassidy performs his hit song"That's Rock & Roll",and is joined on stage by most of the show's muppet regulars,who join in the song's chorus,as do the audience.
GOODNIGHTS
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SHAUN CASSIDY:"Thank you Kermit.I had an awesome time tonight."
KERMIT:"I am so glad to hear that Shaun,because this just might be the last show we ever do."
KATIE MALONE:"Are you kiddin' me frog?After watching this wonderful show,there's no way I'll have the theatre torn down for any shopping centre.Keep this show going."
KERMIT:"Oh thank you so much ma'am.We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show."
Among the closing crowd
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Miss Piggy(snuggled up with Shaun Cassidy)
Gonzo
Camilla
Fozzie
Scooter
Rowlf
Janice
Floyd
Uncle Deadley
(Swedish Chef runs by with the gang of chickens still chasing after him.)
CLOSING THEME
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CLOSING GAG
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Bunsun and Beaker are now stranded in the desert,next to their new travel machine and a large skeleton lying in the sand.Bunsun argues with Beaker over what buttons he should have pressed.
Season 3(1978/79)is the setting for this outline.
COLD OPENNING/DRESSING ROOM
_______________________________
SCOOTER:"Shaun Cassidy,fifteen seconds to curtain Shaun."
SHAUN CASSIDY:"Thank you Scooter."
STRANGEPORK(who's in the room with the guest star):"Then you ain't the real Joe Hardy of the Hardy boys?"
SHAUN CASSIDY:"That's what I've been telling you.I'm actor Shaun Cassidy who plays the role of Joe Hardy."
STRANGEPORK:"Quick Scooter call the cops.We have an imposter in our theatre."
OPENNING THEME
___________________
BELCONY GAG
__________________
STATLER & WOLDORF(in unison)with their hands over their ears:"LALALALALALAAAA"
GONZO'S TRUMPET GAG
_________________________
Cookie Monster suddenly appears,snatches the horn from Gonzo,and gobbles it up.The horn sounds off when he hiccups.
OPENNING NUMBER
______________________
The Electric Mayhem Band perform their rendition of"Da Do Ron Ron",with Floyd and Janice sharing lead vocals.
BELCONY
_____________
STATLER(waking up Waldorf):"Hey,the openning number's over."
WALDORF:"Ya woke me up ta tell me that?"
BACKSTAGE
______________
J.P(Scooter's uncle,in his third appearance on the show)"Yeah I came to tell ya frog that payment for the lease on this theatre is due.And I may be able to sell it to a particular buyer."
KERMIT(in distress):"You're selling my theatre?"
J.P:"Correction frog.My theatre.Have you forgotten I still own it?Anyway,this new buyer happens to be head of a new advertising company,who plans to have this old theatre converted into a brand new shopping mall."
Scooter:"Wow uncle J.P.That is such thrilling news.Isn't it exciting boss?"
Kermit hangs his head in disbelief.
J.P:"I'm expecting this person here any minute now."
GUEST STAR SPOT
_________________
In tropical island scenery,Shaun Cassidy performs his rendition of"Surfin'USA",accompanied by the Electric Mayhem Band.
ANIMAL(occasional background vocal):"SURFIN U-S-AAAAAAAAA".
PIGS IN SPACE SKETCH
____________________
BACKSTAGE
_____________
KATIE MALONE(female muppet head of advertising company,with a Mae West type of voice and accent):"Katie Malone is my name.Company advertising is my game."
J.P:"Pleasure is mine ma'am.As you can see,this theatre doesn't have a lot more life left in it,and will have to come down sooner or later."
KATIE MALONE:"Yes indeed.This is the perfect sight the new ACME Super Shopping Centre."
KERMIT:"Oh boy.That's all we need is another shopping centre."
KATIE MALONE:"What's with the frog?"
SCOOTER:"Oh that's Kermit The Frog.The host of the TV show."
KATIE MALONE:"A frog hosting a TV show?Now I've heard everything."
MUPPET LAB
_______________
A new world travelling machine that will take you to any part of the world you want to go.Simply step inside the machine,press a certain code for a certain part of the world,and(POOF)you're already there.But Beaker presses a wrong button on the machine,and he and Bunsun wind up stuck in the freezing cold south pole.So they have to try and figure out how to get back to the show.
DRESSING ROOM
________________
Miss Piggy visits Shaun Cassidy in his dressing room.Shaun tells Miss Piggy that he's always had the hots for her.Miss Piggy is delightfully flattered.They both engage in a duet rendition of The Bells' hit song"Stay Awhile".
FOZZIE BEAR'S JOKE SPOT
_______________________
THE SWEDISH CHEF SKETCH
__________________________
Swedish Chef attempts to cook Chicken Stew.He puts a frightened Camilla into the boiling pot.Gonzo,shocked and horrified,rushes onto the stage to Camilla's rescue.He then orders a gang of chickens to attack Swedish Chef.
CLOSING NUMBER
_________________
Under a disco ball,Shaun Cassidy performs his hit song"That's Rock & Roll",and is joined on stage by most of the show's muppet regulars,who join in the song's chorus,as do the audience.
GOODNIGHTS
____________
SHAUN CASSIDY:"Thank you Kermit.I had an awesome time tonight."
KERMIT:"I am so glad to hear that Shaun,because this just might be the last show we ever do."
KATIE MALONE:"Are you kiddin' me frog?After watching this wonderful show,there's no way I'll have the theatre torn down for any shopping centre.Keep this show going."
KERMIT:"Oh thank you so much ma'am.We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show."
Among the closing crowd
_____________________
Miss Piggy(snuggled up with Shaun Cassidy)
Gonzo
Camilla
Fozzie
Scooter
Rowlf
Janice
Floyd
Uncle Deadley
(Swedish Chef runs by with the gang of chickens still chasing after him.)
CLOSING THEME
___________________
CLOSING GAG
_________________
Bunsun and Beaker are now stranded in the desert,next to their new travel machine and a large skeleton lying in the sand.Bunsun argues with Beaker over what buttons he should have pressed.