MartyMuppets
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This is a very bare boned outline that would take place around Season 3.
I'm getting bored waiting for other seasons to come out so I can familiarize myself with their styles.
Rolf is an Australian entertainer so this would be an Aussie based episode.
I'll only list the songs and sketches. If or when season 3 comes out(I pray when) I'll try to flesh this out not necessarily a full script but I'll come up with a good backstage plot and some more dialogue.
OPENING NUMBER: WALTZING MATILDA: featuring Rolf as the Jolly Swagman and a muppet jumbuck (Aussie slang for sheep) and what-nots as the authorities.
Swedish Chef tries cooking damper
Sketch: My Boomerang won't come back. With what-not aboriginals, Gonzo as the Witch-doctor and special appearance by the cast of Vet's Hospital as the flying doctor services.
Muppet Newsflash: the Newsman is gobbled up by a rogue bunyip reported to be roaming around.
Newsman: That's ridiculous. Everybody knows there are no such things as bunyips. They're only Australian folklore. (then he gets eaten)
Rolf sings I still call Australia home with Fozzie and Scooter
The pigs sing Botany Bay
Muppet Labs electric didgeridoo
Closing number Rolf and various muppets have a barbecue with the Swedish Chef as the cook singing the Aussie BBQ Song.
Okay one day, who knows when I'll try to do something distinctive with this idea.
In the meantime remarks and comments are most welcome
I'm getting bored waiting for other seasons to come out so I can familiarize myself with their styles.
Rolf is an Australian entertainer so this would be an Aussie based episode.
I'll only list the songs and sketches. If or when season 3 comes out(I pray when) I'll try to flesh this out not necessarily a full script but I'll come up with a good backstage plot and some more dialogue.
OPENING NUMBER: WALTZING MATILDA: featuring Rolf as the Jolly Swagman and a muppet jumbuck (Aussie slang for sheep) and what-nots as the authorities.
Swedish Chef tries cooking damper
Sketch: My Boomerang won't come back. With what-not aboriginals, Gonzo as the Witch-doctor and special appearance by the cast of Vet's Hospital as the flying doctor services.
Muppet Newsflash: the Newsman is gobbled up by a rogue bunyip reported to be roaming around.
Newsman: That's ridiculous. Everybody knows there are no such things as bunyips. They're only Australian folklore. (then he gets eaten)
Rolf sings I still call Australia home with Fozzie and Scooter
The pigs sing Botany Bay
Muppet Labs electric didgeridoo
Closing number Rolf and various muppets have a barbecue with the Swedish Chef as the cook singing the Aussie BBQ Song.
Okay one day, who knows when I'll try to do something distinctive with this idea.
In the meantime remarks and comments are most welcome