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STYLE: LATE 4TH SEASON (CIRCA ANDY WILLIAMS EP)
Cold Opening
Scooter: Perry Como? Perry Como? 15 seconds to curtain, Perry!
Perry: Thank you, Scooter. Oh, by the way, thank you for the coffee machine.
Scooter (cautiously): Um... you’re welcome, but I hope you didn’t drink any.
Perry: Nah, all I did was smell it, and trust me, that was enough; it was WAY too strong!
Scooter: And there’s a very good reason for that; it’s not coffee at all!
Perry: Well then, what WAS it? (Cut to an Arab Muppet in the corner, clutching his stomach)
Arab: I was hoping it was oil, but I expected coffee!
Opening Theme
Gonzo: blows trumpet, moths fly out
Opening Number: Perry sings "Catch A Falling Star"
Backstage: A runaway (Whatnot) prisoner named Charlie Monroe approaches Kermit and tells him the police are after Charlie and he needs someplace to be on the lam for a while. Naturally, Kermit is hesitant, but ultimately gives in.
Muppet Labs: Anti-Burn Toast. Bunsen puts a piece of toast in a small oven and turns the heat all the way up. The oven catches on fire, and Beaker extinguishes it, but the nozzle flips towards Beaker and blows foam in his face. Once he gets up, he retrieves the toast from the charred oven to find it just the way it was.
Backstage: Charlie looks over Kermit’s show plans for the following week and says to himself "Oh, if only he had ME working for him! I could give him ideas that would make him millions!" Although, unknown to Charlie, Kermit heard the whole thing.
Song: Perry sings "When You’re Smiling"
UK Skit: Electric Mayhem sings "Love Her Madly"
Dressing Room: Kermit tells Perry what he overheard Charlie say and asks Perry to help him. Perry says he knows just what to do.
Muppet Sports: Carousel Racing
Backstage: Perry finds Charlie and says "Kermit tells me you’re starting to be trouble around here. How’d you like to be my chauffeur?" Charlie replies "Just as long as it pays good and nobody recognizes me!"
Closing Number: Perry sings "Papa Loves Mambo"
Closing Theme
Cold Opening
Scooter: Perry Como? Perry Como? 15 seconds to curtain, Perry!
Perry: Thank you, Scooter. Oh, by the way, thank you for the coffee machine.
Scooter (cautiously): Um... you’re welcome, but I hope you didn’t drink any.
Perry: Nah, all I did was smell it, and trust me, that was enough; it was WAY too strong!
Scooter: And there’s a very good reason for that; it’s not coffee at all!
Perry: Well then, what WAS it? (Cut to an Arab Muppet in the corner, clutching his stomach)
Arab: I was hoping it was oil, but I expected coffee!
Opening Theme
Gonzo: blows trumpet, moths fly out
Opening Number: Perry sings "Catch A Falling Star"
Backstage: A runaway (Whatnot) prisoner named Charlie Monroe approaches Kermit and tells him the police are after Charlie and he needs someplace to be on the lam for a while. Naturally, Kermit is hesitant, but ultimately gives in.
Muppet Labs: Anti-Burn Toast. Bunsen puts a piece of toast in a small oven and turns the heat all the way up. The oven catches on fire, and Beaker extinguishes it, but the nozzle flips towards Beaker and blows foam in his face. Once he gets up, he retrieves the toast from the charred oven to find it just the way it was.
Backstage: Charlie looks over Kermit’s show plans for the following week and says to himself "Oh, if only he had ME working for him! I could give him ideas that would make him millions!" Although, unknown to Charlie, Kermit heard the whole thing.
Song: Perry sings "When You’re Smiling"
UK Skit: Electric Mayhem sings "Love Her Madly"
Dressing Room: Kermit tells Perry what he overheard Charlie say and asks Perry to help him. Perry says he knows just what to do.
Muppet Sports: Carousel Racing
Backstage: Perry finds Charlie and says "Kermit tells me you’re starting to be trouble around here. How’d you like to be my chauffeur?" Charlie replies "Just as long as it pays good and nobody recognizes me!"
Closing Number: Perry sings "Papa Loves Mambo"
Closing Theme