TMS Outline:Joan Blondell:Season 1

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OPENNING THEME
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FOZZIE'S JOKE
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FOZZIE:"Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?"
Whatnot muppet with foot for nose:"Because then it would be a foot."

GONZO'S GONG GAG
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With big red lips,the gong gives Gonzo a great big kiss.
GONZO:"Yuck"

OPENNING NUMBER
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In haunted house setting,Uncle Deadley performs rendition of "The Monster Mash" with a bunch of muppet monsters.

STATLER:"The dumbest song I ever heard.By the way,what is the Monster Mash"?
WALDORF:"That's the dumbest question I ever heard".

BACKSTAGE
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Fozzie fights with Kermit over who should be the host of the show.The argument carries on throughout most of the episode.

GUEST STAR SPOT
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(Fozzie tries to take over introducing the guest star)
In white fluffy cloud and blue sky setting,Joan Blondell performs rendition of "Angel Of The Morning",while muppet angels float around in the sky.

AT THE DANCE
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George & Mildred
Floyd & Janice
Sam(Sam And Friends) & Henrietta
Rowlf & Miss Piggy
Scooter & Hilda

SWEDISH CHEF
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VETRINARIAN'S HOSPITAL
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TALK SPOT
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Joan Blondell finds herself in the middle of Kermit and Fozzie's continuing argument over who should be host of the show.So she attempts to reason with both of them.She tells Kermit that the show could never have a better host.Then she tells Fozzie how she adores his jokes,and that the show wouldn't be funny without him.
When Joan succeeds in patching everything up between Kermit and Fozzie,the three of them sing "I Like You".

SKETCH
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Hilda plays the role of the woman in the shoe.After she puts all the muppet children to bed,she says goodnight and warns"Remember,no music."
But as soon as she leaves the room,the children engage in a musical jazz number "My Mama Don't Want No Music In The House",dancing and using their bed springs as musical instraments.

SAM:"Presenting Wayne and Wanda.In The Misty Moonlight."
As Wayne and Wanda stand under moon and stars,Wayne begins to sing "In The Misty Moonlight",when Cookie Monster suddenly appears from behind the moon,mistaking it for a cookie,and devours it.

CLOSING NUMBER
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Accompanied by Rowlf on piano,Joan Blondell performs rendition of "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing".
Other muppets accompanying her in the number:
Miss Piggy
Gonzo
Scooter
Hilda
Floyd
Animal
Janice
Nigel
Wally
Mildred
George
Wayne
Wanda

GOODNIGHTS
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Kermit introduces Joan Blondell to a muppet likeness of herself.