TMS Outline: Bruce Campbell

[Monstermaster]

Cold Opening:
Scooter comes and tells Bruce that it's 30 seconds to curtain, Bruce looks at himself in the mirror for a while before Miss Piggy and various other females come in and ask him for autographs.

Theme Song:
A stream of love hearts sprays out of Gonzo's trumpet and Camilla and a bunch of doves fly up to him.
Opening Number:
Miss Piggy and Kermit perform a duet, performing the Frank and Nancy Sinatra classic Somethin Stupid.

Balcony:
Statler: Awww..can you just feel the love in the air tonight?
Waldorf: No. I feel ill.
Statler: Love sickness?
Waldorf: No....a headache from Piggy's singing!


Backstage
Bruce is walking around the studio when he recieves a note from a secret admirer and he goes to find out who left it while Rizzo helps Gonzo get a valentine's gift for Camiliah.

Song:
The stage is lit up as Bruce Campbell, Link Hogthrob, Rizzo and Fozzie and Gonzo perform a love ballad called Is Heaven Missing An Angel. And Bruce is seen with angel wings on his back.

Balcony:
Waldorf: Was that good?
Statler: It was terrible.
Waldorf: Not even Bruce Campbell could make it good?
Statler: He may be an angel...but not even he can save the Evil Dead that is this show!
Veterenarian's Hospital Sketch:
Dr Bob cures a patient with a bad case of Love Sickness who apparently got it from being hit by Cupid's arrows.

Dressing Room:
We see Bruce with Link Hogthrob as he's giving Link acting and style tips on how to impress the females.

Muppet Labs:
Bunsen invents a love-tester machine called The True Love Testing Machine which can help tell what true love is.

Backstage:
Miss Piggy is picking out a new outfit to wear so that she'll get noticed by Bruce, a couple of muppet angels fly around her as she does so.

UK Spot:
Several female muppets are seen cheering as Bruce is waltzing across the stage while Zoot plays a saxaphone solo.

Swedish Chef:

The Swedish Chef makes a special Valentine's cake but the cake starts blowing kisses and making all the other food items fall in love.

Backstage:
Gonzo is standing by with a present that Rizzo helped him choose for Camillah, Camilah sees the present and starts going love-crazy.
Song:
Miss Piggy performs a salsa rendition of the song Why Don't You Do Right as she dances.

Balcony:
Statler: I feel ill..
Waldorf: You've got love sickness too?
Statler: No...another headache!

Pigs in Space Sketch:
The Swinetrek crew lands on a planet where Valentines Day is celebrated all year round and Miss Piggy is zapped by a love-ray that makes her fall in love with an alien.

At the Dance Sketch #:
The Muppet couples perform a Romantic country dance number.

Closing Number:
Bruce Campbell performs When A Man Loves A Woman, he's decked out into a 1960's lounge singer costume.

Goodnights:
Bruce Campbell, Kermit, Gonzo, and Rizzo all come on stage and say goodnight before Bruce picks up a boquet of flowers and gives some to Miss Piggy.

Balcony:
Waldorf: Well the Valentine's special is over.
Statler: About time too..
Waldorf: I loved it.
Statler: ...Yeah loved to hate it that is!