TMS-Guest Star Jerry Lewis

[JaniceFerSure]

TMS with Guest Star-Dean Martin

Note that the guest star was changed.I can't change the original thread title for some reason. Hope you like it.

<Dean comes in through the back theater entrance>

Pops: Hey,I know you,sure,your Dean Martin.
Dean: That's right,I am.You must be Pops.
Pops: That's what they tell me.
Dean: Well,excuse me Pops,but I have the show to do.
Pops: Good luck.(under his breath,'You'll need it tonight.')


Kermit: It's The Muppet Show,with our special guest-star,Mr. Dean Martin! Yayyyy!


(Muppet theme is sung)


:: Gonzo is in the O,tap-dancing,on Zoot's final note,Gonzo taps out of the O ::


Gonzo: Whoopie!!


Kermit: Ok,Welcome to The Muppet Show.We have a special guest tonight.He sings,acts; he swoons & croons.The one and only,Mr. Dean Martin.


(audience ooohs)


Kermit: Yes! But first,a nice musical number,set in Italy.(Piggy sings "Mambo Italiano",along with the male pigs as back-up)


Gonzo plays a lute,while weaving a basket,to the tune of 'Luck Be a Lady'.


Kermit: Moving right along..ahem..here is Dean & Rowlf.(Rowlf plays piano & sings with Dean 'That's Amore').


Statler & Waldorf sing:'Buona Sera'.


closing number: Dean sings Volare,to all of the muppets.(The number is set in an old Italian restaurant).

Kermit: Well,that's all we have time for this week.I'd like to thank once again,Mr. Dean Martin! Yayyyy!!!

Dean: Thanks for having me Kermit,I had fun.

Kermit: You bet.

Statler: We did a good job tonight.
Waldorf: We sure did,least the frog gave us something to do.
Statler: Which is better what we usually do.
Waldorf: Yeah,watch the show!
(both laugh)