Chapter 3 – Around the Corner
Okay, brooding over. It may not have been what it had been, but I still had to do my part in making it better. I left my little apartment with a less-than-enthusiastic expression on my clown-like face. That’s the problem with being orange with a big red nose. It’s not very pretty. I emerged into bright sunlight, much different to the unhappy clouds earlier this morning, when the sky matched my mood.
Okay, stop number one, Hooper’s store. The cookie Monster was in the process of devouring a stool, so I steered right away from there. That bottle of figgy fizz was going to have to wait. I turned on my heel and moved swiftly in the opposite direction, before the sneaky green guy in shades tempted me with a 2-for-1 offer on number 7’s. I almost walked straight into that big yellow bird in my haste.
“Whoa! Sorry Bird. Didn’t see ya.” Geez, how stupid was that. How could I have missed that butterball?
“Oh no problem. I was just going to the park!” He said, extremely enthusiastically. I shuddered. Another change. Another difference to the way we were.
I watched him leave, a skip in his step. Then I couldn’t help but smile. Bird hadn’t changed; he was just the same as he had been. At least there was at least one of us that was still the same. I couldn’t say I was the same, and I think I’ve already told you why. But I was glad something hadn’t changed. I stared stupidly as he went around the corner. No-one was quite sure just how Sesame Street was able to extend itself like that, but it did, and now we had a hotel (If you’re over 3ft tall, chances are you’ll have a hard time getting in there), a park, a day-care centre, (Never, EVER attempt to get a job there. I assume the baby monsters there though I was some kind of large ice cream), A Jazz Club…and a whole lot of other things. I personally preferred the Street as its own little dead-end street, but, as long as it made everyone else happy, I wasn’t about to complain.
I wasn’t in any mood to go down there at the time, so I shunned the idea and flopped down on the steps of 123 Sesame, just as Oscar popped up like an over-grown jack-in-the-box.
“Hey!” He shouted. I screamed and tipped over backwards.
“What did you scare me for?” I asked, sitting up and giving the grungy guy the evils.
I had a satisfying argument that ended up with me getting fish in my hair, and him gaining a malfunctioning-state-of-the-art-Muppet-Labs-Clock, courtesy of Bunsen Honeydew, who at that moment, was actually being chased by a rare melon-eating platypus.
It was only when evening came around again that I knew something was ULTRA wrong.
Squeeee~ something is going to happen! And I just got cookie crumbs all over the keyboard. Oops.