The Word "Father" is missing

[Dil]

Here's a SS fanfic about a princess (Hot Pink performed by Jerry) not knowing how to call the King (Fat Blue performed by Frank).

(This scene takes place inside a castle. After the beginning castle music, the Princess is showing a Robin Hood-like prince (Pointy Green performed by Carroll) the King's Room inside of the castle.)

PRINCE: "Hmm, what an interesting bedroom."

PRINCESS: "This is the bedroom of the king."

PRINCE: "Where's the king?"

(Fanfare plays as the King arrives.)

PRINCESS: "There's the king. He's my ---."

PRINCE: "Your what?"

PRINCESS: "My ---. ...What?! The word... is missing? (sobs) Oh no!... No, I won't know what to call him. Oh, what are we going to do?"

PRINCE: "Don't worry, buttercup, the word will be around somewhere."

KING: "Ah, the word has been missing today, and there's gotta be someone to help."

(Fanfare plays.)

CASTLE ANNOUNCER (Lavender Performed by Richard Hunt): "We have two guests in the castle! Please welcome Lefty & his Boss."

(Sneaky Music plays as Lefty the Salesman & his boss arrive in the bedroom.)

LEFTY: "Psst, hey, buttercup."

PRINCESS: "Who, me?"

LEFTY: "SHHH!!"

PRINCESS: (whispers) "Who, me?"

LEFTY: "Riiiight! I heard that the word in which you always call the king is missing. How would you like to buy this word? (shows up the word "Dad")"

PRINCESS: "What's a Dad?"

LEFTY: ""Dad" means (Lefty's Boss covers Lefty's mouth before he says those words: "Father" from the Future.)

LEFTY'S BOSS (whispering in Lefty's ear) "Lefty, that's a secret. Try another word."

LEFTY: (to the Princess) "OK, how would you like to buy this word? (switches the handful from "Dad" to "Father")"

PRINCESS: "Wait a Minute! Did you say--"

LEFTY: "SHHH!!"

PRINCESS: (whispers) "Did you say something?"

LEFTY: "Riiiight! I said the word... (close-up of the word "Father") Father."

PRINCESS: "OK, umm... Father... (writes the word on a piece of paper) There! I'll remember this."

LEFTY: "Then don't buy the word since you already know." (leaves)

LEFTY'S BOSS: "So long." (leaves.)

PRINCESS: "Oh... Fa-ther."

KING: "Oh... Dau-ghter."

(The king cuddles the princess, and goofy music plays as camera zooms to close-up of the Prince.)

PRINCE: "That was weird."

What do you think of that?

 

[Dil]

Don't know what to say, huh? Or maybe you're paying too much attention to "When Fozzie lost his Funny"?

 

[Blue Weirdo]

Reminds me of the opening of Kingdom Hearts 2

"They've taken our___!"

"Not just our ___ but the word___!"

 

[MartyMuppets]

Very good and like the prince said at the end, very weird.
Well done

 

[Dil]

You know Kingdom Hearts 2, right?

During the beginning at Twilight Town, Pence found that in the camera, the gang's photos are gone, and he has the inability to say the word! Which then, Roxas figured out that not just the photos stolen, but the word is stolen, too.

When I first played Kingdom Hearts 2, I had to take some time waiting for Disney Characters.

If Kingdom Hearts 2 was made in Japan, then how could Japan use all those Disney Characters?

If the Muppets WEREN'T owned by Disney, then they wouldn't have been in the 3rd, 4th, or newer Kingdom Hearts Serie at all.

 

[Dil]

(mimics someone else)
This was quite a strange but silly story. Kingdom Hearts II gave you that idea, right?

 

[Dil]

(as Dil)
Yes, indeed.