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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for "The Stars of The Muppets", showcasing the stars of the new movie, The Muppets! And now, heeeeeeeere's Walter!
Walter: Thank you, thank you. Tonight, I will interview the great leading lady, Miss Piggy!
Miss Piggy: Oh, thank vous!
Walter: We all know that in the new movie, you choose not to reunite with the gang at first.
Miss Piggy: Yes, but I do come back. After all, moi doubts anyone would want Miss Poogy in the gang.
(Leads to clip of Miss Piggy fighting Miss Poogy and rejoining the gang)
Walter: Now, we all know you as a big superstar....
Miss Piggy: And moi has done many great production numbers over the years.
(Leads to:
Miss Piggy: Of course, moi and Kermie are happily married.
Walter: Really? I thought that was just in....
Miss Piggy: A movie? Oh, we get that alot. But we have had some of the finest moments together.
(Leads to:
Walter: You are great on the bicycle.
Miss Piggy: Of course.
Walter: And you are better on a motorcycle.
Miss Piggy: Naturally...
(Leads to "I Get Around")
Walter: Let's hear from some of Miss Piggy's friends!
Floyd: She really hams it up!
Fozzie: She's not really difficult to work with. She is watching this, right?
Kermit: Times between us have been rough, but there have been some good times, too.
Janice: Like, she has the starring power that I don't have. Fer sure!
Link Hogthrob: Why would you want to talk about her when you could taalk about me?
Rowlf: You'd never believe how hard it is to play the piano with her sitting on it.
Pepe: We get a scene in the new movie, okay? It's the highlight of the film!
(Leads to Miss Piggy and Pepe's scene)
Walter: And now, here are some of Miss Piggy's greatest hits.
(Leads to montage of Piggy karate-chopping characters)
Walter: Let's talak about your acting skills.
Miss Piggy: Oh, yeah, I can play happy, I can play sad, I can play angry....
Walter: And you showed off your skills in The Great Muppet Caper.
(Leads to Kermit and Miss Piggy's argument in the park, Kermit commenting that she's overacting)
Walter: One of your best roles was in the "Pigs in Space" sketches.
Miss Piggy: I played the first mate, though I really wanted to be the captain.
(Leads to Pigs in Space: Dummo Rays)
Walter: You were also a nurse in Veterinarian's Hospital.
Miss Piggy: And believe it or not, the audience cheered me on.
Walter: I beleive it. I've seen all of your work.
(Leads to Veterinarian's Hospital: Cow)
Walter: Another great role of yours was as Benjamina Gunn.
Miss Piggy: Yeah, I made a great entrance as her.
(Leads to Benjamina Gunn's intrance and fall)
Miss Piggy: Okay, so that wasn't so great.
Walter: You were once the third little pig.
Miss Piggy: I also got a great number out of it, and a lot of respect.
(Leads to "Show Me Some Respect")
Walter: You were also the wicked witch of the west once.
Miss Piggy: And I got a great number in that role, too!
(Leads to "The Witch is in the House")
Miss Piggy: Would you beleive that I've played both the wicked witch AND Dorthy?
Walter: Of course. I've seen all your work.
Miss Piggy: Oh, of course....
(Leads to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow/We're off to See the Wizard Medley")
Statler: What do we think of the pig's acting?
Waldorf: We don't think she can act in a frying pan!
(Statler and Waldorf laugh)
Walter: Now let's talk about your dog, Foo-Foo.
Miss Piggy: Kermit let me put the dog on the show once.
(Leads to "Foo-Foo the Wonder Dog")
Gonzo: I had a crush on her once, but I got over it.
Camilla: Bawk...
Gonzo: Yes, Camilla, I do like chickens better than pigs.
(Leads to Gonzo breaking up with Miss Piggy)
Andy Pig: What can we say about Aunt Piggy?
Randy Pig: Well, uh...
(the two are stumped)
Andy and Randy: THIS INTERVIEW IS SO HARD!
Walter: You've acted with some of the greatest celebrities ever.
Miss Piggy: Naturally.
Walter: Like Raquel Welch.
Miss Piggy: Moi wouldn't call her one of the greatest.
(Leads to "I'm a Woman")
Walter: And Avery Scrieber once helped you make Kermit jealous.
(Leads to Avery Scrieber's talk spot)
Walter: And who can forget the time you met Michelle Pfeiffer?
(Leads to Piggy and Michelle Pfeiffer's meeting on Muppets Tonight)
Walter: Last but not least, do you remember the time you were fired?
Miss Piggy: Sadly, yes. Kermit replaced me with Loretta Switt. But she just couldn't replace me.
(Leads to Pigs in Space: Loretta Switt as Miss Piggy)
Miss Piggy: So it all worked out for the best. And we got a great musical number out of it.
Walter: And we are out of time. Thanks for watching!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for "The Stars of The Muppets", showcasing the stars of the new movie, The Muppets! And now, heeeeeeeere's Walter!
Walter: Thank you, thank you. Tonight, I will interview the great leading lady, Miss Piggy!
Miss Piggy: Oh, thank vous!
Walter: We all know that in the new movie, you choose not to reunite with the gang at first.
Miss Piggy: Yes, but I do come back. After all, moi doubts anyone would want Miss Poogy in the gang.
(Leads to clip of Miss Piggy fighting Miss Poogy and rejoining the gang)
Walter: Now, we all know you as a big superstar....
Miss Piggy: And moi has done many great production numbers over the years.
(Leads to:
- What Now My Love?
- Pig Calypso
- Snacksercise
- Heat Wave
Miss Piggy: Of course, moi and Kermie are happily married.
Walter: Really? I thought that was just in....
Miss Piggy: A movie? Oh, we get that alot. But we have had some of the finest moments together.
(Leads to:
- "The First Time It Happens"
- "Waiting at the Church"
- "Couldn't We Ride"
Walter: You are great on the bicycle.
Miss Piggy: Of course.
Walter: And you are better on a motorcycle.
Miss Piggy: Naturally...
(Leads to "I Get Around")
Walter: Let's hear from some of Miss Piggy's friends!
Floyd: She really hams it up!
Fozzie: She's not really difficult to work with. She is watching this, right?
Kermit: Times between us have been rough, but there have been some good times, too.
Janice: Like, she has the starring power that I don't have. Fer sure!
Link Hogthrob: Why would you want to talk about her when you could taalk about me?
Rowlf: You'd never believe how hard it is to play the piano with her sitting on it.
Pepe: We get a scene in the new movie, okay? It's the highlight of the film!
(Leads to Miss Piggy and Pepe's scene)
Walter: And now, here are some of Miss Piggy's greatest hits.
(Leads to montage of Piggy karate-chopping characters)
Walter: Let's talak about your acting skills.
Miss Piggy: Oh, yeah, I can play happy, I can play sad, I can play angry....
Walter: And you showed off your skills in The Great Muppet Caper.
(Leads to Kermit and Miss Piggy's argument in the park, Kermit commenting that she's overacting)
Walter: One of your best roles was in the "Pigs in Space" sketches.
Miss Piggy: I played the first mate, though I really wanted to be the captain.
(Leads to Pigs in Space: Dummo Rays)
Walter: You were also a nurse in Veterinarian's Hospital.
Miss Piggy: And believe it or not, the audience cheered me on.
Walter: I beleive it. I've seen all of your work.
(Leads to Veterinarian's Hospital: Cow)
Walter: Another great role of yours was as Benjamina Gunn.
Miss Piggy: Yeah, I made a great entrance as her.
(Leads to Benjamina Gunn's intrance and fall)
Miss Piggy: Okay, so that wasn't so great.
Walter: You were once the third little pig.
Miss Piggy: I also got a great number out of it, and a lot of respect.
(Leads to "Show Me Some Respect")
Walter: You were also the wicked witch of the west once.
Miss Piggy: And I got a great number in that role, too!
(Leads to "The Witch is in the House")
Miss Piggy: Would you beleive that I've played both the wicked witch AND Dorthy?
Walter: Of course. I've seen all your work.
Miss Piggy: Oh, of course....
(Leads to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow/We're off to See the Wizard Medley")
Statler: What do we think of the pig's acting?
Waldorf: We don't think she can act in a frying pan!
(Statler and Waldorf laugh)
Walter: Now let's talk about your dog, Foo-Foo.
Miss Piggy: Kermit let me put the dog on the show once.
(Leads to "Foo-Foo the Wonder Dog")
Gonzo: I had a crush on her once, but I got over it.
Camilla: Bawk...
Gonzo: Yes, Camilla, I do like chickens better than pigs.
(Leads to Gonzo breaking up with Miss Piggy)
Andy Pig: What can we say about Aunt Piggy?
Randy Pig: Well, uh...
(the two are stumped)
Andy and Randy: THIS INTERVIEW IS SO HARD!
Walter: You've acted with some of the greatest celebrities ever.
Miss Piggy: Naturally.
Walter: Like Raquel Welch.
Miss Piggy: Moi wouldn't call her one of the greatest.
(Leads to "I'm a Woman")
Walter: And Avery Scrieber once helped you make Kermit jealous.
(Leads to Avery Scrieber's talk spot)
Walter: And who can forget the time you met Michelle Pfeiffer?
(Leads to Piggy and Michelle Pfeiffer's meeting on Muppets Tonight)
Walter: Last but not least, do you remember the time you were fired?
Miss Piggy: Sadly, yes. Kermit replaced me with Loretta Switt. But she just couldn't replace me.
(Leads to Pigs in Space: Loretta Switt as Miss Piggy)
Miss Piggy: So it all worked out for the best. And we got a great musical number out of it.
Walter: And we are out of time. Thanks for watching!
