The Sam & Friends Movie: Castle of Haunts

[Dil]

Jim Henson & Others would have made a Sam & Friends Movie.

It would star Boris Karloff & Vincent Price, and the movie would be released in theaters in October 26, 1968 in color.

A means that there's going to be a song on the outline.

I would love to see you try your best to create this scary fanfic.

If no one wants to do it, then I'LL do it, OK?

(Can you please be sure to finish it all?)

 

[crazed gonzo fa]

This sounds like a great idea! However, I'm not much of a writer. Sorry.

 

[Dil]

That's OK. Perhaps a good writer would be well enough to write that fanfic.

 

[CBPuppets]

I'll write this fan-fic. (I hope it's good)

(It all starts when two tourists played by Don Knotts and Art Carney had their car broken down and can't find a place to stay.)

DON: that's just great! it looks like our car is broken down!

ART: and do you know what's worse? we can't find a place to stay!

(they look around and kept walking until they reached a huge castle on top of a hill.

ART: look at that there's a place we can stay who knows maybe there's food.

DON: I hope the people there are friendly.

(they walk up to the castle and knock on the door. Boris Karloff would appear to greet them.)

SIR CREEPLY: greetings I am Sir Creeply, how may I be of assistance?

DON: you see our car broke down and we need a place to stay for a while.

ART: can you help us?

SIR CREEPLY: Certainly, but I think you'll never return.

(the scene fades with sinister laughter then fades to title card that says the sam & Friends movie: the castle of haunts which shows Sam, Kermit, and Harry the Hipster, exploring the castle with comical results)

ANNOUNCER: the Sam & Friends movie brought to you by Jim Henson's Muppets.

(it's just another typical day for the muppets as they are in a meeting room from the Sesame Street Pitch Reel when they are trying to decide where to go for their vacation)

KERMIT: Okay okay settledown (notices Yorick eating his leg) and Yorick will you cut that out! (knocks Yorick off his leg)

CHICKEN LIVER: Come on people, we need to decide where to go, I for one thought we can go somewhere where it's lovely and tropical.

HARRY THE HIPSTER: Chickey Boy, that's so swell that will make our vacation go well.

KERMIT: see that's what I mean.

(Sam comes in with a letter and hands it to Kermit)

KERMIT: thank you sam, let's see what it says,

(he opens up the letter and reads it, the letter said
Dear Sam,
I'm very please to announced that you won our annual housing contest, so as your prize you win a neat living space and here's a map to assist you.
signed,
some contest guy)

KERMIT: wow sam that's great! why don't we go to this place as our vacation spot?

HARRY THE HIPSTER: well sam we am!

ICKY GUNK: That doesn't make any sense.

HENNRIETTA: He speaks in hip slang what do you expect?

ICKY GUNK: well maybe if he slow down on that a little.....

MOLDY HAY: hey hey! I don't like your tone

ICKY GUNK: No one cares!

HENERITTA: KNOCK IT OFF WILL YA! (uses a baseball bat to Knock Icky Gunk, and Moldy hay down)

ICKY GUNK & MOLDY HAY: Sorry!

KERMIT: so it's agreed we will all go to Sam's winning living place.

PROF. MADCLIFFE: This will be just splendid don't you agree?

(the others cheered in approval)

KERMIT: Allright guys let's go

(the others begin to run over each other over by the door way)

KERMIT: what were muppets, what do expect? I mean, Vacations are exciting you know.

so what do you think so far?

 

[crazed gonzo fa]

Great job! What ever happened to Dil anyway?

 

[MartyMuppets]

I'd say he got himself banned for being such a pain in the neck cgf. Doesn't surprise me at all. But that's past news now.

Anyway Kuriboh Man. I agree that you did a great job so far. Congratulations. I hope you add some more soon.