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The Rhyming Song

peyjenk

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Does anyone know where one could find the lyrics to the Rhyming Song from Loretta Lynn's TMS episode?
 

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"The Rhyming Song"

Fozzie:
Let's all sing the rhyming song,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
Let's take turns and rhyme together,
The rhyming song.

Scooter:
I was hungry but now I'm not,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
'Cause I ate some beans and grapes! (pause)
The rhyming song!

Both:
Let's all sing the rhyming song,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
Let's take turns and rhyme together,
The rhyming song.

Annie Sue:
I left my knees in your car,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
My laundry's ready at half past nine!
The rhyming song.

All:
Let's all sing the rhyming song,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
Let's take turns and rhyme together,
The rhyming song.

Link:
The stars are twinkling in the sky,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
There's no hot water in my hotel!
The rhyming song.

Scooter:
This is not the rhyming song,
All:
The rhyming song, the rhyming song.
Fozzie:
I know it's not the rhyming song!
All:
The rhyming song.

Link:
What'll we do now?
Annie Sue:
I don't know!
All:
The rhyming song, the rhyming song.
Fozzie:
Let's jump up and down,
and wave our arms in the air,
and get off the stage!

All:
Let's all sing the rhyming song,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
Let's take turns and rhyme together,
The rhyming song.

Fozzie:
Stop crying, Link

Annie Sue:
That wasn't so bad

**there may be more comments at the end and I may have the ones here out of order**
 
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