The One Thing Forgetful Jones Remembers

[UncleMatt'sBack]

(This was a bit I was using in one of my TMS outlines, this one with Al Martino as the guest star and Forgetful Jones making an appearance as Scooter tried to help him get a job at the theatre, but nothing works out. He ends up as the patient on "Veterinarian's Hospital". After the jokes about him forgetting things...)

Rowlf: "Forgetful, is there anything you do remember?"

Forgetful: "Well, I can try to remember somethin'..."

Janice: "Like, that ought to keep him busy for the rest of the show!"

Miss Piggy: "That ought to keep him busy for the rest of his LIFE."

Forgetful: "Wait a minute, I remember somethin' now! I was 7 years old...ridin' in my first rodeo...I fell off a horse..."

R, J, & MP: "AND?"

Forgetful: "Well...that's about it!"

MP (aside to Rowlf): "He didn't, perchance, land on his head, did he?"

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Cute, cute bit. I'd like to see the whole outline though.

 

[Soul H]

This would be a laugh riot when it's done.

(This was a bit I was using in one of my TMS outlines, this one with Al Martino as the guest star and Forgetful Jones making an appearance as Scooter tried to help him get a job at the theatre, but nothing works out. He ends up as the patient on "Veterinarian's Hospital". After the jokes about him forgetting things...)

Rowlf: "Forgetful, is there anything you do remember?"

Forgetful: "Well, I can try to remember somethin'..."

Janice: "Like, that ought to keep him busy for the rest of the show!"

Miss Piggy: "That ought to keep him busy for the rest of his LIFE."

Forgetful: "Wait a minute, I remember somethin' now! I was 7 years old...ridin' in my first rodeo...I fell off a horse..."

R, J, & MP: "AND?"

Forgetful: "Well...that's about it!"

MP (aside to Rowlf): "He didn't, perchance, land on his head, did he?"