Chapter 2, Call For Reinforcements
After the rest of the board, left to get reinforcements, Scooter got on the announcement system and said. “Attention, This is an emergency, I need all Muppets in the building to meet in the auditorium, for a meeting. I repeat, this is an emergency, drop what you’re doing and get to the auditorium.”
Later in the auditorium, the Muppets are wondering what’s up.
Floyd: What’s goin’ on, man? What’s this all about?
Robin: Maybe it has something to do with Uncle Kermit being on vacation.
Statler: Maybe they’re giving us a raise
Waldorf: You old fool, we don’t work here
Statler: then why are we here?
Waldorf: I’ve been asking myself that question for years.
Scooter walks in
Scooter: Quiet Down, everyone, quiet down.
Floyd: Zoot wake up, the meetings starting
Zoot: what?
Scooter: Beau, can you turn off the floor buffer for a minute.
Beau: Okay.
Scooter: Everyone, Kermit has been kidnapped by Doc Hopper.
The crowd goes crazy, and starts to panic.
Sam: That’s downright, Un-American
Beaker: Me Me Me Me Me
Clifford: I know, I know
Animal: QUIET!!!!
Scooter: Thank You, Animal, Now we have a plan, we’re already getting reinforcements from Sesame Street, Fraggle Rock, Sam & Friends, Bear and the Big Blue House, and Emmet Otter, but we need you to spread the word. We’ve heard from an inside source that he’s planning on doing something to Kermit next Saturday at the same ghost town that we last saw Doc Hopper.
Lips: What inside source?
Scooter: Max
Janice: Isn’t Max like, the guy who was working with Doc
Scooter: Yeah, but he’s trying to help us, he’s not working with Doc Hopper anymore, we’re having a meeting here, next Thursday. Spread the word, we’re gonna need a lot of help if we’re gonna get Kermit back.
Swedish Chef: Hoo Boo Bork Bork
Scooter: Right Chef, That's the attitude we want.
Meanwhile, on Sesame Street
Dr. Teeth is walking along, he decided to spit his gum out in the trash
Oscar: Hey, what’s with the Gum
Dr. Teeth: Oh, sorry Oscar
Oscar: What are you doing here, anyway
Dr. Teeth: I need to talk to everyone, there’s an emergency situation, how do I get everyone together
Oscar: Easy (goes into his can, and pulls out a bullhorn) Hey Everyone! Get Out Here! Important Meeting!
(Everyone starts coming outside)
Gordon: What’s going on Oscar?
Elmo: Yeah, Elmo wants to know too?
Cookie Monster: I was in the middle of my snack
Ernie: Dr. Teeth, what are you doing here?
Dr. Teeth: Kermit has been kidnapped.
Bert: Oh No!
Count: One, One Missing Frog (lightning)
Telly: What are we gonna do?
Maria: What happened, Who kidnapped him?
Dr. Teeth: an very uncool guy named Doc Hopper
Grover: I remember Kermit talking about him once
Cookie Monster: Wait, he’s the bad guy in that movie, what was that called
Oscar: The Muppet Movie, you moron
Dr. Teeth: Yeah, anyways, Doc Hopper is an old enemy of the muppets, and we need to get a lot of reinforcements, now I know it’s short notice, but we could really use you’re help, we’re having a meeting next Thursday at the Muppet Theatre, to get a plan together.
Bob: Well, we’d love to help, but I don’t know how we’d all get there.
Dr. Teeth, well, we still have both The Happiness Hotel Bus, and the bus that me and my band used, that would be enough to get you all there.
Snuffy: But what about me and bird, I don’t think we’d fit in those buses.
Dr. Teeth: Relax, we’ll hook up a trailer for you 2.
Ernie: We’ll be there
Grover: Yeah, Anything for Kermit.
Dr. Teeth: Alright, good to hear.
Meanwhile in Fraggle Rock
Gonzo: Hello, Anybody
Wembley: Who are you?
Boober: What are you? You kinda a look like a fraggle, but you’re nose is all stretched out.
Gonzo: No, No I’m Not a Fraggle, My name is Gonzo
Uncle Matt: Hello, Surprise, guess, who’s here
Gobo: Uncle Matt! It’s so great to see you, but we have a visitor
Uncle Matt: I’m Matt, Gobo’s Uncle
Gonzo: Nice to meet you, Hey by the way, do you remember years ago, you met 2 frogs named Kermit and Robin?
Red: Yeah, we sang Pass it On, with them
Gonzo: Yeah, well, Kermit, the bigger frog, has been kidnapped, by a really bad guy named Doc Hopper
Mokey: Is there anything we can do to help.
Gonzo: Yes as a matter of fact, we need a lot of reinforcements because Doc Hopper is going to be prepared to put up a fight, we need as many of you as possible to come back with me next Thursday to the Muppet theatre.
Gobo: You mean, leave Fraggle Rock
Gonzo: Only temporarily, we really need your help
Mokey: I guess we could come
Gonzo: Great, see you then
And so reinforcements from Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock were planned, there were also reinforcements coming from Sam & Friends, Bear in the Big Blue House, and Emmet Otter.