Chapter one
On the train to London, the gang are on tour! "Piggy," Kermit said, "I need to talk to you." Piggy walked into the office. "What's wrong?" Piggy asked. "The tour can be a huge stress maker on you and I don't want you to, uh, give in," he told her, "Okay?" "Yea," she replied, "What's the real reason?" "I need to ask you something," he said, getting on his knee, "I know I have been avoiding you, but I want to let you know that I do love you, so just one more thing to say.
"Will you marry me?" he asked, pulling out the ring. "Yes," she replied, "I will." He slid the ring on her finger and kissed her. Now, everything is normal. They lied on the couch together.
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Constantine walked on the train and laughed evily. "I don't know you," Ami said, "Hi!" "Hi," he said, "Where's Kermit?" "In his office," she replied.
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Kermit and Piggy was kissing on the couch when a green figure walked in. "Hello," Constantine, "We meet again." "What do you want?" Piggy asked, pulling away. "I need a young pig who can fight-" "No," she said, "Get out of here." "Not until I get you," he said, putting his thumb to her throat. Kermit, who just saw it, jumped up and put him in a arm lock. "I know what you will do," Kermit said, tighting his grip, "Stay away from her or I will make sure you will never see daylight again."
Leah and Zoot sat in the booth, waiting for their drinks. "So, what are you doing tonight?" he asked. "Sleep," she replied, "I am so tired and really thirsty." "Don't worry," he said, "I get'em."
Zoot went to Pepe, who was behind the table. "WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG?" Zoot asked, "DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE MY WOMAN OVER THERE THIRSTY?" "Hold your horses, h'okay," Pepe said, getting the drinks.