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This is a sequel to my recent fan fiction, The Muppet Show Yearbook 1977-1978. It takes place right after the second season.
(the title sequence appears, in which a shot of a book with the title "The Muppet Show Yearbook 1977-1978" appears on-screen. The scene then fades to a shot of an office, where Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Floyd, Gonzo, and Scooter arein the room of)
Kermit: Okay, another great season, another yearbook. Let's highlight the previous season.
Miss Piggy: yes, we must highlight moi's finest moments.
Kermit: Uh, right, right.
Scooter: But let's also not forget about this years guets stars.
(cut to a montage of the cold openings with the following: Don Knotts, Steve Martin, Bob Hope, Judy Collins, Lou Rawls, Madeline Kahn, Julie Andrews, and Jaye P. Morgan)
Fozzie: Those were great.
Scooter: That's right, they were.
Fozzie: I can't beleive that my opening jokes were replaced by opening comments from Statler and Waldrf, though.
(cut to a montage of Statler and Waldorf's openign comments, including "I liked the old opening better", and "Why Us?")
Gonzo: I also started blowing a horn!
(cut to a montage of Gonzo blowing his horn, including blowing green smoke, getting hit with a ball, getting blown up, and actually blowing a correct note)
Kermit: I had one of my best moments this year, tap dancing.
(cut to Happy Feet)
Miss Piggy: You were a great dancer.
Gonzo: Yes, that was a good number, but we must also think of the weirdest of the weird.
(cut to: The Four Fazoobs, The Windmills of Your Mind, and Somethings Missing)
Gonzo: And what could be better than the weirdest of the weird?
Kermit: (shouting) ANYTHING!
Gonzo: Wrong. (four chickens pop up) Chicken performances!
Kermit: (scrunching mouth) Good grief.
(cut to Baby Face, Down at Papa Joe's, Rowlf playing piano while a chicken clucks, a chicken western, and Gonzo's dancing chicken act)
Sam the Eagle: (entering) Can't we have any normal memories!
Kermit: I was hoping that we would.
Sam the Eagle: We should focus on great performances like Rudolph Nureya!
(cut to Swine Lake)
Sam the Eagle: Hmm, maybe that wasn't so great. Well, anyway, we can include my speech on nudity.
Scooter: Right.
Sam the Eagle: No, wait, cross that out!
(cut to Sam's speech on nudity)
Sam the eagle: We can include that poem about the ant and the grasshopper.
Kermit: Oh, good, that was a good poem.
Sam the Eagle: Just don't draw attention to the results.
(cut to The Ant and The Grasshopper)
Miss Piggy: I think we should focus on....
Link Hogthrob: (entering) Pigs in Space.
Dr. Strangepork: Oh, good choice, Piggy.
Miss Piggy: No, not Pigs in Space, Moi...
Dr. Strangepork: We'll talk about Pigs in Space!
(cut to the Pigs in Space sketch where the crew has to jettision one pig)
Miss Piggy: Well, we just talked about Pigs in Space, now let's talk about...
Link Hogthrob: Oh, me and my solo sketches.
Miss Piggy: Make a solo of this. Hiiiya! (karate chops Link)
(cut to Peter Sellers' massage sketch and Sonny Boy)
Miss Piggy: And now, here is one of my moments.
(cut to Ukelelee Lady)
Rowlf: I think that we should include some music.
(cut to Show Me a Rose, English Country Garden, Memory Lane, Don't Blame the Dynamite, What a Wonderful World, I'm Five, and Borneo)
Floyd: We should also include our rock stars.
(cut to Don't Go breaking My Heart and Groovy People)
Kermit: We also need plenty of recurring sketches.
(cut to The Swedish Chef: Lobsters, Muppet News: Mallard-itis, At the Dance: Golf Jokes, Muppet Labs: Automatic Garbage Disposal, Fozzie's rollerskating act, and Veterinarians Hospital: Dr. Bob does a sketch twice)
Scooter: Our backstage moments sure were priceless.
Fozzie: I'll say.
(cut to: Kermit and Sam talking in the prop room, John Cleese stretching Gonzo's arms and legs, Ronald Duck asking for Mickey Moose, Miss Piggy weighing herself, Miss Piggy and Scooter pretending that Piggy has an offer for something else, Kermit deciding to let Miss Piggy go, J.P. Gross telling kermit that he is going to turn the theater into a junkyard, Fleet Scribbler interviewing Kermit, Fleet Scribbler interviewing The Swedish Chef, loyd giving Fozzie some shades, Zero Mostel's fears poem, and Just One Person)
Kermit: Well, we have room for a few more highlights.
Fleet Scribbler: (entering room) I've got some dirt for us to include.
Kermit: Uh, no thanks, Mr. Scribbler...
Fleet Scribbler: (dumping dirt on Kermit) Oh, what a headline! I can be on the front page! (leaves)
Fozzie: Well, let's all get to work!
(cut to: Yes, We Have No Bananas, Gonzo sitting on a flagpole, I Whistle a Happy Tune, Floyd playing while Nigel whistles, There Are Millions of Us Who Are Ugly, Kermit's interview with the Koozebanian Phoob, the monster adoption sketch, Smoke Get's In Your Eyes, New York State of Mind, and For What It's Worth)
Kermit: It's been a good season.
Miss Piggy: Yes, it has, hasn't it?
Floyd: Well, we've got room for one more moment.
Scooter: How about that song we did with Dom DeLuise?
(cut to We Got Us)
Fozzie: I really liked that number.
Kermit: yeah, but it's time for us to go home.
Gonzo: Good. We can print tomorrow.
Floyd: I've got to get to a gig. Let's rock.
Miss Piggy: Oh, and can Moi have a spot on the show next week?
(the title sequence appears, in which a shot of a book with the title "The Muppet Show Yearbook 1977-1978" appears on-screen. The scene then fades to a shot of an office, where Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Floyd, Gonzo, and Scooter arein the room of)
Kermit: Okay, another great season, another yearbook. Let's highlight the previous season.
Miss Piggy: yes, we must highlight moi's finest moments.
Kermit: Uh, right, right.
Scooter: But let's also not forget about this years guets stars.
(cut to a montage of the cold openings with the following: Don Knotts, Steve Martin, Bob Hope, Judy Collins, Lou Rawls, Madeline Kahn, Julie Andrews, and Jaye P. Morgan)
Fozzie: Those were great.
Scooter: That's right, they were.
Fozzie: I can't beleive that my opening jokes were replaced by opening comments from Statler and Waldrf, though.
(cut to a montage of Statler and Waldorf's openign comments, including "I liked the old opening better", and "Why Us?")
Gonzo: I also started blowing a horn!
(cut to a montage of Gonzo blowing his horn, including blowing green smoke, getting hit with a ball, getting blown up, and actually blowing a correct note)
Kermit: I had one of my best moments this year, tap dancing.
(cut to Happy Feet)
Miss Piggy: You were a great dancer.
Gonzo: Yes, that was a good number, but we must also think of the weirdest of the weird.
(cut to: The Four Fazoobs, The Windmills of Your Mind, and Somethings Missing)
Gonzo: And what could be better than the weirdest of the weird?
Kermit: (shouting) ANYTHING!
Gonzo: Wrong. (four chickens pop up) Chicken performances!
Kermit: (scrunching mouth) Good grief.
(cut to Baby Face, Down at Papa Joe's, Rowlf playing piano while a chicken clucks, a chicken western, and Gonzo's dancing chicken act)
Sam the Eagle: (entering) Can't we have any normal memories!
Kermit: I was hoping that we would.
Sam the Eagle: We should focus on great performances like Rudolph Nureya!
(cut to Swine Lake)
Sam the Eagle: Hmm, maybe that wasn't so great. Well, anyway, we can include my speech on nudity.
Scooter: Right.
Sam the Eagle: No, wait, cross that out!
(cut to Sam's speech on nudity)
Sam the eagle: We can include that poem about the ant and the grasshopper.
Kermit: Oh, good, that was a good poem.
Sam the Eagle: Just don't draw attention to the results.
(cut to The Ant and The Grasshopper)
Miss Piggy: I think we should focus on....
Link Hogthrob: (entering) Pigs in Space.
Dr. Strangepork: Oh, good choice, Piggy.
Miss Piggy: No, not Pigs in Space, Moi...
Dr. Strangepork: We'll talk about Pigs in Space!
(cut to the Pigs in Space sketch where the crew has to jettision one pig)
Miss Piggy: Well, we just talked about Pigs in Space, now let's talk about...
Link Hogthrob: Oh, me and my solo sketches.
Miss Piggy: Make a solo of this. Hiiiya! (karate chops Link)
(cut to Peter Sellers' massage sketch and Sonny Boy)
Miss Piggy: And now, here is one of my moments.
(cut to Ukelelee Lady)
Rowlf: I think that we should include some music.
(cut to Show Me a Rose, English Country Garden, Memory Lane, Don't Blame the Dynamite, What a Wonderful World, I'm Five, and Borneo)
Floyd: We should also include our rock stars.
(cut to Don't Go breaking My Heart and Groovy People)
Kermit: We also need plenty of recurring sketches.
(cut to The Swedish Chef: Lobsters, Muppet News: Mallard-itis, At the Dance: Golf Jokes, Muppet Labs: Automatic Garbage Disposal, Fozzie's rollerskating act, and Veterinarians Hospital: Dr. Bob does a sketch twice)
Scooter: Our backstage moments sure were priceless.
Fozzie: I'll say.
(cut to: Kermit and Sam talking in the prop room, John Cleese stretching Gonzo's arms and legs, Ronald Duck asking for Mickey Moose, Miss Piggy weighing herself, Miss Piggy and Scooter pretending that Piggy has an offer for something else, Kermit deciding to let Miss Piggy go, J.P. Gross telling kermit that he is going to turn the theater into a junkyard, Fleet Scribbler interviewing Kermit, Fleet Scribbler interviewing The Swedish Chef, loyd giving Fozzie some shades, Zero Mostel's fears poem, and Just One Person)
Kermit: Well, we have room for a few more highlights.
Fleet Scribbler: (entering room) I've got some dirt for us to include.
Kermit: Uh, no thanks, Mr. Scribbler...
Fleet Scribbler: (dumping dirt on Kermit) Oh, what a headline! I can be on the front page! (leaves)
Fozzie: Well, let's all get to work!
(cut to: Yes, We Have No Bananas, Gonzo sitting on a flagpole, I Whistle a Happy Tune, Floyd playing while Nigel whistles, There Are Millions of Us Who Are Ugly, Kermit's interview with the Koozebanian Phoob, the monster adoption sketch, Smoke Get's In Your Eyes, New York State of Mind, and For What It's Worth)
Kermit: It's been a good season.
Miss Piggy: Yes, it has, hasn't it?
Floyd: Well, we've got room for one more moment.
Scooter: How about that song we did with Dom DeLuise?
(cut to We Got Us)
Fozzie: I really liked that number.
Kermit: yeah, but it's time for us to go home.
Gonzo: Good. We can print tomorrow.
Floyd: I've got to get to a gig. Let's rock.
Miss Piggy: Oh, and can Moi have a spot on the show next week?
