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Here is a compilation script that takes place right after the first season of The Muppet Show.
(A book, reading "The Muppet Show Yearbook 1976-1977" appears on-screen. The yearbook opens, showing a picture that the camera zooms into, which transists into ana ctual scene. This scene takes place in an office, where Kermit, Fozzie, Scooter, Hilda, Droop, Nigel, and Gonzo are sitting around a table at)
Kermit: Okay, let's get things started with our yearbook covering the first year of The Muppet Show.
Hilda: Yes, let's do it.
Nigel: I am so excited.
Droop: Eh, let's just get this over with.
Kermit: How should we start this session?
Fozzie: I say we include some of my opening jokes.
(cut to a montage of Fozzie's opening jokes, including "I don't understand belly dancers. Why can't they dance on the floor like everyone else?", "I found a sure-fire way to lose weight.. I found a scale that lies", "Have you heard the one about the really fat pig?", and "I started a weight-losing program, and already I have lost 300 dollars!")
Kermit: That's nice, I think.
Gonzo: I say we focus more on me hitting a gong.
Droop: Aw, that's such a stupid idea.
Nigel: I don't know, it sounds, you know, cassy.
Hilda: Say what?
(cut to a montage of Gonzo hitting the gong, including: Gonzo getting blown up by Crazy Harry, Gonzo hitting Beautiful Day Monster, Gonzo hitting the gong with a boxing glove, Gonzo hitting the logo with no gong in the O, and Gonzo hitting Gloat)
Nigel: Well, now we must include some songs in the yearbook.
Fozzie: Oh, yeah.
Scooter: That is a must.
Kermit: What songs should we include?
Gonzo: How about Mahan Mahna and Raggmopp?
(cut to those songs)
Fozzie: I say we should also include some funny songs, like To Morrow, Mississippi Mud, and I've Neevr harmed an Onion.
(cut to those songs)
Kermit: I think that we should also include some more serious, meaningful songs.
(cut to bein' Green and Halfway Down the Stairs)
Rowlf: (entering the room) Whatever we do, we must remember to include me.
Nigel: Yes, how could anybody forget you?
(cut to the songs Cottlesone Pie and Dog Eat Dog, plus the Veterinarian's Hospital sketch with a duck as the patient, and Rowlf's Silence poem)
Fozzie: hey, Kermit.
Kermit: yeah, Fozzie?
Fozzie: We must include some of my monologues.
Kermit: Okay, but, uh, we did include your openign jokes.
Fozzie: yes, but my monologues were better.
Kermit: Good grief.
(cut to: The Comedian's a Bear!, Fozzie's impressions, and Fozzie being heckled by the audience)
Scooter: Oh, and Fozzie, don't forget about The Telephone Pole Bit.
Fozzie: I was hoping to.
(cut to the telephone pole bit)
Mildred: (entering) I say that we include some of the guest stars.
Hilda: That's a wonderful idea.
Scooter: Which guests should we include?
Droop: Well, it depends on which ones had the best moments.
Kermit: Well, almost all of them did.
(cut to: Panel Discusson: Psychiatry with Peter Ustinov, Talk Spot: Rita Moreno, Teenager in Love with Connie Stevens, the dangerous animal act with Harvey Korman, Happy Togetehr with Florence Henderson, Talk Spot: Paul Williams, and Thank God I'm a Country Boy with Jim Nabors)
Scooter: We must not forget to include the number that I staged for Sandy Duncan.
(cut to Nice Girl Like Me)
(Animal and Floyd come into the office)
Floyd: Hey, Animal wants to include that one number that we did for Rita Moreno.
Animal: MORENO! MORENO!
Kermit: Okay, let's see what we can do.
(cut to Fever)
Scooter: We should also include our recurring sketches.
(cut to: Wayne and Wanda singing Indian Love Call, Muppet Labs: Gorillia Detector, The Houses: My Mother is Very Religious, the At the Dance sketch from the Florence Henderson episode, The Swedish Chef: Spaghetti, and Muppet News: There is No News Tonight)
The Newsman: (walking in) We shouldn't forget other important news reports, like those conducted on the planet Koozebane.
(cut to The Koozebanian Mating Ritual, followed by The Library sketch, the secodn Vendaface sketch, Sax and Violence, Phyllis Diller showing Gonzo pictures from her pocket camera, Tenderly, Panel Discussion: What is man's Role in the Universe, Never Smile at a Crocodile, and *** Willow)
Miss Piggy: (walking in) We most definately should not forget anything with moi.
Kermit: Well, I think we can live without hose moments.
Miss Piggy: Oh? Well, live without this. Hiiiya! (karate chops Kermit)
(cut to What Now My Love, the Talk Spot with Avery Schrieber, Panel Discussion: Is Conversation a Dying Art?, and Veterinarians Hospital: George the Janitor)
George: You know, we should also include our backstage memories.
Hilda: That's right. We have had a lot of fun backstage as well as on-stage.
Fozzie: Some of my funniest moments have happened backstage.
(cut to: Fozzie giving Kermit a letter, Fozzie getting a call from the fire department, Scooter getting Gonzo to dress in drag, Scooter bringing a robot kermit into the theater, the band playing Fugue for Frog, and Kermit telling everybody to knock it off)
Kermit: yes, we have a lot of good memories.
Hilda: A lot to include.
Gonzo: How will we know when to stop?
(cut to: What Would You Say?, Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight, The House of Horrors sketch, Kermit's interview with Animal, Gonna Find Her, Temptation, The Swedish Chef: Meatballs, Gonzo eating a tire, the medley of Ethel Merman songs, Under My Skin, Comedy Tonight, Money, All I Need is the Girl, and You've Got to Have Friends)
Kermit: Well, I guess our work is now finished.
Scooter: Now let's get things ready.
Miss Piggy: Don't forget to put me on the cover.
Kermit: Good grief.
Gonzo: I am so excited.
Floyd: Me, too.
(everybody leaves the room)
(A book, reading "The Muppet Show Yearbook 1976-1977" appears on-screen. The yearbook opens, showing a picture that the camera zooms into, which transists into ana ctual scene. This scene takes place in an office, where Kermit, Fozzie, Scooter, Hilda, Droop, Nigel, and Gonzo are sitting around a table at)
Kermit: Okay, let's get things started with our yearbook covering the first year of The Muppet Show.
Hilda: Yes, let's do it.
Nigel: I am so excited.
Droop: Eh, let's just get this over with.
Kermit: How should we start this session?
Fozzie: I say we include some of my opening jokes.
(cut to a montage of Fozzie's opening jokes, including "I don't understand belly dancers. Why can't they dance on the floor like everyone else?", "I found a sure-fire way to lose weight.. I found a scale that lies", "Have you heard the one about the really fat pig?", and "I started a weight-losing program, and already I have lost 300 dollars!")
Kermit: That's nice, I think.
Gonzo: I say we focus more on me hitting a gong.
Droop: Aw, that's such a stupid idea.
Nigel: I don't know, it sounds, you know, cassy.
Hilda: Say what?
(cut to a montage of Gonzo hitting the gong, including: Gonzo getting blown up by Crazy Harry, Gonzo hitting Beautiful Day Monster, Gonzo hitting the gong with a boxing glove, Gonzo hitting the logo with no gong in the O, and Gonzo hitting Gloat)
Nigel: Well, now we must include some songs in the yearbook.
Fozzie: Oh, yeah.
Scooter: That is a must.
Kermit: What songs should we include?
Gonzo: How about Mahan Mahna and Raggmopp?
(cut to those songs)
Fozzie: I say we should also include some funny songs, like To Morrow, Mississippi Mud, and I've Neevr harmed an Onion.
(cut to those songs)
Kermit: I think that we should also include some more serious, meaningful songs.
(cut to bein' Green and Halfway Down the Stairs)
Rowlf: (entering the room) Whatever we do, we must remember to include me.
Nigel: Yes, how could anybody forget you?
(cut to the songs Cottlesone Pie and Dog Eat Dog, plus the Veterinarian's Hospital sketch with a duck as the patient, and Rowlf's Silence poem)
Fozzie: hey, Kermit.
Kermit: yeah, Fozzie?
Fozzie: We must include some of my monologues.
Kermit: Okay, but, uh, we did include your openign jokes.
Fozzie: yes, but my monologues were better.
Kermit: Good grief.
(cut to: The Comedian's a Bear!, Fozzie's impressions, and Fozzie being heckled by the audience)
Scooter: Oh, and Fozzie, don't forget about The Telephone Pole Bit.
Fozzie: I was hoping to.
(cut to the telephone pole bit)
Mildred: (entering) I say that we include some of the guest stars.
Hilda: That's a wonderful idea.
Scooter: Which guests should we include?
Droop: Well, it depends on which ones had the best moments.
Kermit: Well, almost all of them did.
(cut to: Panel Discusson: Psychiatry with Peter Ustinov, Talk Spot: Rita Moreno, Teenager in Love with Connie Stevens, the dangerous animal act with Harvey Korman, Happy Togetehr with Florence Henderson, Talk Spot: Paul Williams, and Thank God I'm a Country Boy with Jim Nabors)
Scooter: We must not forget to include the number that I staged for Sandy Duncan.
(cut to Nice Girl Like Me)
(Animal and Floyd come into the office)
Floyd: Hey, Animal wants to include that one number that we did for Rita Moreno.
Animal: MORENO! MORENO!
Kermit: Okay, let's see what we can do.
(cut to Fever)
Scooter: We should also include our recurring sketches.
(cut to: Wayne and Wanda singing Indian Love Call, Muppet Labs: Gorillia Detector, The Houses: My Mother is Very Religious, the At the Dance sketch from the Florence Henderson episode, The Swedish Chef: Spaghetti, and Muppet News: There is No News Tonight)
The Newsman: (walking in) We shouldn't forget other important news reports, like those conducted on the planet Koozebane.
(cut to The Koozebanian Mating Ritual, followed by The Library sketch, the secodn Vendaface sketch, Sax and Violence, Phyllis Diller showing Gonzo pictures from her pocket camera, Tenderly, Panel Discussion: What is man's Role in the Universe, Never Smile at a Crocodile, and *** Willow)
Miss Piggy: (walking in) We most definately should not forget anything with moi.
Kermit: Well, I think we can live without hose moments.
Miss Piggy: Oh? Well, live without this. Hiiiya! (karate chops Kermit)
(cut to What Now My Love, the Talk Spot with Avery Schrieber, Panel Discussion: Is Conversation a Dying Art?, and Veterinarians Hospital: George the Janitor)
George: You know, we should also include our backstage memories.
Hilda: That's right. We have had a lot of fun backstage as well as on-stage.
Fozzie: Some of my funniest moments have happened backstage.
(cut to: Fozzie giving Kermit a letter, Fozzie getting a call from the fire department, Scooter getting Gonzo to dress in drag, Scooter bringing a robot kermit into the theater, the band playing Fugue for Frog, and Kermit telling everybody to knock it off)
Kermit: yes, we have a lot of good memories.
Hilda: A lot to include.
Gonzo: How will we know when to stop?
(cut to: What Would You Say?, Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight, The House of Horrors sketch, Kermit's interview with Animal, Gonna Find Her, Temptation, The Swedish Chef: Meatballs, Gonzo eating a tire, the medley of Ethel Merman songs, Under My Skin, Comedy Tonight, Money, All I Need is the Girl, and You've Got to Have Friends)
Kermit: Well, I guess our work is now finished.
Scooter: Now let's get things ready.
Miss Piggy: Don't forget to put me on the cover.
Kermit: Good grief.
Gonzo: I am so excited.
Floyd: Me, too.
(everybody leaves the room)
