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It's my first fanfic, but I think it is a good thing!
<Cold Opening>
Scooter: Oh Vicki Lawrence! Vicki Lawrence! 30 seconds till curtain, Vicki!
Vicki: Thank you Scooter. By the way, are you doing a dance marathon again like you did to...
Scooter: Oh. No, Vicki! We're just doing our normal show.
Vicki: What sure-fire hits are you performing tonight?
Scooter: Vets Hospital, Pigs in Space, and Bear on Patrol.
Vicki: I don't remember that last one. Could I please go on to Pigs in Space? I always wanted better balance between girls and guys.
Scooter: Sure, Vicki. I'll notify Capt. Hogthrob!
Vicki: Thank you, Scooter!
<TMS Theme>
<Style: 5th season>
Joke:
Gonzo: I always get butterflies before a show.
Big ol' Butterfly: Not this time!
Gonzo: Aaah!
Gonzo blows blue smoke out of the horn.
Kermit: Hi-ho, and welcome again to the Muppet Show. Tonight, we have the greatest female comedienne since Carol Burnett; Vicki Lawrence, YAYYY!
Vicki: Thank you Kermit.
Kermit: Can you be going backstage to prep for your opening number while we do our opening number?
Vicki: Sure, Kermit! Besides, I need to get in my Mama wig for that number.
Kermit: okay...
Kermit: Okay everybody, here's our opening number, YAYYY!
<Song: Happy Xmas (War is Over) (Viking pigs again!)>
Kermit: Wasn't that great?
Statler: Yeah, frog! Keep it up!
Kermit: So we're not doing so badly tonight after all...
Waldorf: I wouldn't say that! That was only the opening number, like...uh...10!
(Both laugh)
Kermit: okay...Is she ready? Most guests are not very good singers in different voices, but here she is, tempting fate, Ms. Vicki Lawrence, YAYYY!
<Vicki sings "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia">
Piggy: Congratulations on that one, Vicki.
Vicki: Thank you, that is my only musical hit!
<Laugh Track>
<Piggy double takes>
Piggy: Are you ready for Pigs in Space?
Vicki: Yeah, lemme change out of my Mama outfit!
Piggy: Sure Vicki!
<Piggy summarily karate-chops Floyd>
<Pigs in Space: Vicki Lawrence Fiddles With the Swinetrek’s Controls! >
<UK Bonus: Beaker and Misty from the Diana Ross episode>
<Closing Number: Lime in the Coconut >
I would request a bunch of feedback!
BJ
<Cold Opening>
Scooter: Oh Vicki Lawrence! Vicki Lawrence! 30 seconds till curtain, Vicki!
Vicki: Thank you Scooter. By the way, are you doing a dance marathon again like you did to...
Scooter: Oh. No, Vicki! We're just doing our normal show.
Vicki: What sure-fire hits are you performing tonight?
Scooter: Vets Hospital, Pigs in Space, and Bear on Patrol.
Vicki: I don't remember that last one. Could I please go on to Pigs in Space? I always wanted better balance between girls and guys.
Scooter: Sure, Vicki. I'll notify Capt. Hogthrob!
Vicki: Thank you, Scooter!
<TMS Theme>
<Style: 5th season>
Joke:
Gonzo: I always get butterflies before a show.
Big ol' Butterfly: Not this time!
Gonzo: Aaah!
Gonzo blows blue smoke out of the horn.
Kermit: Hi-ho, and welcome again to the Muppet Show. Tonight, we have the greatest female comedienne since Carol Burnett; Vicki Lawrence, YAYYY!
Vicki: Thank you Kermit.
Kermit: Can you be going backstage to prep for your opening number while we do our opening number?
Vicki: Sure, Kermit! Besides, I need to get in my Mama wig for that number.
Kermit: okay...
Kermit: Okay everybody, here's our opening number, YAYYY!
<Song: Happy Xmas (War is Over) (Viking pigs again!)>
Kermit: Wasn't that great?
Statler: Yeah, frog! Keep it up!
Kermit: So we're not doing so badly tonight after all...
Waldorf: I wouldn't say that! That was only the opening number, like...uh...10!
(Both laugh)
Kermit: okay...Is she ready? Most guests are not very good singers in different voices, but here she is, tempting fate, Ms. Vicki Lawrence, YAYYY!
<Vicki sings "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia">
Piggy: Congratulations on that one, Vicki.
Vicki: Thank you, that is my only musical hit!
<Laugh Track>
<Piggy double takes>
Piggy: Are you ready for Pigs in Space?
Vicki: Yeah, lemme change out of my Mama outfit!
Piggy: Sure Vicki!
<Piggy summarily karate-chops Floyd>
<Pigs in Space: Vicki Lawrence Fiddles With the Swinetrek’s Controls! >
<UK Bonus: Beaker and Misty from the Diana Ross episode>
<Closing Number: Lime in the Coconut >
I would request a bunch of feedback!
BJ