King Jim
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This is ONLY my first time so It's not perfect......
Jim, Bill, Joe INTRO
DRESSING ROOM
Jim, Joe and Bill joke about Tom and Jerry.
OPENING THEME
The balcony: Statler says, "Oh I'm so old."
Gonzo's horn: Water comes out of Gonzo's trumpet.
CURTAIN/BALCONY
Kermit introduces Jim Henson, William Hanna and Joseph Barbera and talks about the Jetsons.
BALCONY
WALDORF: What's a Hanna-Barbera or a Henson?
STATLER: I don't know but I think I've heard the name Henson before.
WALDORF: Do you didn't.
STATLER: Oh yeah I didn't!
Next:
The Muppets dress up as the Flintstones and sing the theme song:
Kermit as Fred Flintstones
Miss Piggy as Wilma Flintstone
Fozzie Bear as Barney Rubble
Janice as Betty Rubble
GUEST STAR SPOT/HOUSE
Jim: Hey guys I guess were next
Joe: Who? we are?
Bill: Yeah Joe, why wouldn't we be?
Bill: Hey Jim, What did you do for a living that made you so famous for?
Jim: Well........ I'll tell you after the show
Joe: Well let me and Bill tell you what we did
Bill: Yeah we created Tom and Jerry
Audience: What's Tom and Jerry
Joe: Kermit have you ever heard of Tom and Jerry or Scooby-Doo
Kermit: Nope, never heard of them
Bill: Well ok then on to the next skit
The adventures of Statler and Waldorf: The Newspaper
Statler: Hey Waldorf have you ever seen the funnies
Waldorf: No there way too funny
Statler: Yeah that's why we don't read them
Statler and Waldorf: Hahahahahaha Good one
GUEST STAR SPOT
Jim: Well Kermit we gotta go
Kermit: Why the show just started
Bill: Yeah but we gotta run and I mean run as fast as we can
Kermit: Well okay bye
Joe: See ya all next time
(Jim, Bill and Joe zoom away)
Kermit: I didn't think they were really gonna speed so fast!
BALCONY
STATLER: Who's Jim Henson?
WALDORF: Maybe he created Sesame Street
STATLER: What about us?
WALDORF: I wouldn't count on it
Statler: Yeah
Jim, Bill, Joe INTRO
DRESSING ROOM
Jim, Joe and Bill joke about Tom and Jerry.
OPENING THEME
The balcony: Statler says, "Oh I'm so old."
Gonzo's horn: Water comes out of Gonzo's trumpet.
CURTAIN/BALCONY
Kermit introduces Jim Henson, William Hanna and Joseph Barbera and talks about the Jetsons.
BALCONY
WALDORF: What's a Hanna-Barbera or a Henson?
STATLER: I don't know but I think I've heard the name Henson before.
WALDORF: Do you didn't.
STATLER: Oh yeah I didn't!
Next:
The Muppets dress up as the Flintstones and sing the theme song:
Kermit as Fred Flintstones
Miss Piggy as Wilma Flintstone
Fozzie Bear as Barney Rubble
Janice as Betty Rubble
GUEST STAR SPOT/HOUSE
Jim: Hey guys I guess were next
Joe: Who? we are?
Bill: Yeah Joe, why wouldn't we be?
Bill: Hey Jim, What did you do for a living that made you so famous for?
Jim: Well........ I'll tell you after the show
Joe: Well let me and Bill tell you what we did
Bill: Yeah we created Tom and Jerry
Audience: What's Tom and Jerry
Joe: Kermit have you ever heard of Tom and Jerry or Scooby-Doo
Kermit: Nope, never heard of them
Bill: Well ok then on to the next skit
The adventures of Statler and Waldorf: The Newspaper
Statler: Hey Waldorf have you ever seen the funnies
Waldorf: No there way too funny
Statler: Yeah that's why we don't read them
Statler and Waldorf: Hahahahahaha Good one
GUEST STAR SPOT
Jim: Well Kermit we gotta go
Kermit: Why the show just started
Bill: Yeah but we gotta run and I mean run as fast as we can
Kermit: Well okay bye
Joe: See ya all next time
(Jim, Bill and Joe zoom away)
Kermit: I didn't think they were really gonna speed so fast!
BALCONY
STATLER: Who's Jim Henson?
WALDORF: Maybe he created Sesame Street
STATLER: What about us?
WALDORF: I wouldn't count on it
Statler: Yeah