"The Muppet Show" featuring Jennifer Lopez

[jacobsnchz]

cooter: Mrs. Lopez? 10 Seconds to curtain Mrs. Lopez.
J.Lo: Oh, thanks Scooter. I'll be there in a second. I'm putting on my make-up.
[Scooter leaves]
[J.Lo sighs and grabs a lipstick tube that starts to talk]
Lipstick: Oh, my God! You're Jennifer Lopez!
J.Lo: Uh-huh!
Lipstick: I would be honored if you used me on your beautiful lips.
[Audience laughs]
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Kermit: It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Mrs. Jennifer Lopez!! Yahhh!!
[Theme Song]
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Kermit: Thank You, Thank You and Welcome to The Muppet Show. Tonight we have one of the geatest Latin-American stars, Mrs. Jennifer Lopez!
[Audience aws]
Kermit: Yes. And to kick things off, here is the one and only Fozzie Bear!!
[Audience claps]
Fozzie: Hiyah! Hiyah! Hey, we have J.Lo guest starring tonight and I just wanted to say:
"Who is J.Lo going out with?"
[Silence]
"M.Ant" HaHaHaHa! Get it, Marc Anthony... J.Lo... M.Ant?
Statler: Get off the stage!
Waldorf: Yeah!
[Audience laughs]
Fozzie: Well... uh... here's Kermit the Frog!
[Curtain closes]
[Kermit appears]
Kermit: Uh... well... ladies and gentlemen, Jennifer Lopez!! Yahh!
[Audience claps and cheers]
[J.Lo appears onstage]
[Song: Let's Get Loud!]
J.Lo: (Chorus)
let’s get loud, let’s get loud
turn the music up, let’s do it
c’mon people let’s get loud
let’s get loud
turn the music up to hear that sound
let’s get loud, let’s get loud
ain’t nobody gotta tell ya
what you gotta do

if you wanna live you life
live it all the way and don’t you waste it
every feelin’ every beat
can be so very sweet
you gotta taste it
you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
you gotta prove it
you gotta mean what you say
you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
you gotta prove it
you gotta mean what you say
life’s a party , make it hot
dance don’t ever stop what ever rhythm
every minute, everyday
take them all the way you gotta live em,(cause I’m going to live my life)
you gotta do it, you gotta do it you way
you gotta prove it
you gotta mean what you say
you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
you gotta prove it
you gotta mean what you say

(Chorus)
let’s get loud, let’s get loud
turn the music up, let’s do it
c’mon people let’s get loud
let’s get loud
turn the music up to hear that sound
let’s get loud, let’s get loud
ain’t nobody gotta tell ya
what you gotta do


Break
life is meant to be big fun
you’re not hurtin’ anyone
nobody loses
let the music make you free
be what you wanna be
make no excuses
you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
you gotta prove it
you gotta mean what you say
you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
you gotta prove it
you gotta mean what you say

let’s get loud, let’s get loud
turn the music up, let’s do it
c’mon people let’s get loud
let’s get loud
turn the music up to hear that sound
let’s get loud, let’s get loud
ain’t nobody gotta tell ya
what you gotta do
let’s get loud
let’s get loud
let’s get loud
let’s get loud

let’s get loud
let’s get loud
turn the music up to hear that sound
let’s get loud, let’s get loud
ain’t nobody gotta tell ya
what you gotta do...
let's get loud!!
[Audience gives standing ovation]

TO BE CONTINUED!...

 

[Dil]

Mrs.?! I think you meant MISS.