Because dear Coop, I'm sick of you following me around everywhere, it's getting REALLY annoying, and I would LIKE for it to stop, but apparently, it doesn't SEEM like it's going to stop.
I don't know if you've heard, but I've FINALLY gotten over being banned from Whoserville, and I've decided to move on, and IF you've noticed, I haven't said anything insult about you, nor your friend for quite a while, like you two requested. So Coop, I ask nicely, WHY do you keep FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE?