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The First week of romance and friendship
Chapter 1-Leaving Their homes
By:Miss Kermie
"Are you sure that you'll be ok with me gone, ma?" Kermit asked as he hugged his mother, as she worried her brain out of her head almost. "I'll be fine," She Began. "But Kermit, I'm worried sick that something terrible will happen to you when my eye is off of you! What if I never see you again?" "You'll see me at Thanksgiving!" Kermit said in a snippy tone. "Kermit the frog, If anything happens to you,I'll NEVER forgive myself!" Kermit sighed in annoyance, as if he's heard it all before."I know, I know, I'll be just fine. Fozzie's driving me there." Backtracking what he said, he realized that may make her worry more. "Uh...I'll be fine! I promise! "
"...I want you to get out of my house as soon as possible!!!" Piggy rolled her eyes as she listened to her mother say these words. Thank you for the support mother... She thought to herself with sarcasam. "I will as soon as you sign this." Her mother looked at her with anger in her eyes, as always. "Well Piggy Lee, what is it?" "It's so I can join in the drama club mother!" Piggy's mother rolled her eyes. "Piggy Lee," She began. "I've told you plenty of times that you aren't nearly as beautiful as all the other girls, and you're not talented whatsoever!!!" Piggy looked upset but responded in a head nodd, and left for highschool.
"Hey Kermit!" Kermit looked outside and saw his old pal Fozzie in his Uncle's car. "Hey Fozzie. I see your uncle isn't out of hibernation." Fozzie had a worried look on his face. "Or at least I hope he is... Anyway, hop in! I heard that this year, there's gonna be dorms with up to four people! isn't that exciting?" Kermit seemed uneffected. "Fozzie how exactly is that exciting? I mean, we could be matched with a pair of criminals or something!" Kermit loaded up his things, and got in the car. Afterwards, Fozzie drove off. "Good point, frog of my heart, but don't worry, I'll make sure that nothing bad happens to you! Besides, I promised your mom I'd look after you!" Kermit shrugged. "Eh, what the hey, I trust ya buddy." And with that, they were off to highschool.
Jaz, a lone teen, about to embark on a journey to womenhood through highschool, was now packing her things. Jaz usually wore a purple satin sweat jacket, a pink shirt underneath, blue jeans, pink Timberlands, and a purple head band to hold up her flowing black bangs that would often get in her face without it. "There we go, all good to go!" Jaz told herself. Jaz ran to her front door, grabbed her jacket, and drove off in her purple Chevy Avalanche.
Chapter 2
The first day
Once Jaz arrived, She noticed that it wasn't just humans that attended her highschool. She saw goats, lions, bears, horses, frogs, mice, rats, pigs, even goldfish! She snuck past the muscular guys, and the emos to get to the dorm she was assigned to. When she opened the door, She saw Piggy, a brown bear with pigtails, and a white feathered, blue eyed chicken. "Um...Hi. My name is Jazmyne! But please call me Jaz." After Jaz introduced herself, Piggy spoke up. "Salutations my name is Piggy Lee. Please if you will, call me Piggy. Nice to meet you." Piggy shook Jaz's hand, and adjusted her glasses. What a nerd... Camilla thought. "My name's Beth." Beth shook Jaz's hand with two hands. "This is Camilla. She doesn't speak english. She speaks...uh...I guess chicken." Beth explained. Jaz chuckled a little. "Well it's very nice to meet all of you! But if you'll please excuse me, I need to go explore and figure out where everything is." With that, Jaz ventured into a crowded hallway, and passed Kermit and Fozzie, who finally made it to their dorm.
"Whew. what a mess this hallway is! I'm glad we made it to our dorm!" Fozzie opened the door and found a brown bear who was stuffing his face with pizza, and an blue, unknown being with a large shnoz, who was reading a book about chickens. "Hi! My name's Fozzie! Wocka wocka!" Fozzie cried with confidence. "My name's Gonzo!" The unknown being began. "I'm a guy who loves to party! By the way, what does 'wocka wocka' mean?" Kermit was thinking here it comes... but he showed no sign of grief. "I'm glad you asked!" Fozzie began. "It's my comedy catchphrase! Ya see, I want to become an actor, so I can pursue my dream of becoming a world class comedian!" The bear, Bobo, decided to speak. "Wait, wait, wait... Fozzie?" Fozzie didn't remember much about the bear who knew his name. "Uh...Yeah, my name's Fozzie D. Bear." Kermit was puzzled. "What's your middle name?" "Da." Gonzo got it before anyone else, and laughed. "Aaaah, wocka wocka!!" Fozzie exclaimed, then, Bobo perked up. "You're that jerk that broke Beth's heart! Beth is so gentile, and you broke her heart!" Fozzie shrugged. "Hey, I'm sorry, but she was a lunatic...Or at least crazy about me. She's still nuts." Kermit nodded in agreement. Bobo was about to snap, but Gonzo broke the short silence. "Oh no, we have to get to class!!!" With that, Fozzie and Kermit hurried to first period.
Kermit's first class was french. He slowly entered the room, because Kermit knew what the french did to frogs (FROG LEGS =P). Kermit tried to force a smile unto his face, but his face just stayed same. "Bonjour, Jem 'appelle Madamoiselle Clairice." The teacher said. The class was confused, all except for Piggy. "She said, 'Hello, my name is Ms. Clairice.'" Piggy explained. Kermit heard her gentle voice, but didn't see her past a massive crowd of students. "Very good Piggy Lee. Now I want all of you to partner up, and share what you know about french, and get to know eachother if you must. You've got the whole period. Go." Kermit may have had a lot of buddies, and siblings, but he only knew himself in that room. Piggy knew how picking went. They only picked the nerd for projects that were worth 50 percent of their grade, or something along that line. Kermit was turned around, and so was Piggy. As the crowd got bigger, they were forced to back up until they finally bumped into eachother, and Piggy's diary that she was holding spilled out of her hands.
Chapter 3
The first day part 2
Kermit bent down and picked up the small pink book, and when he got up to hand it to her, Kermit swore he was looking at an angel, and Piggy began to blush. "Uh...Hi!" Kermit then handed over her diary. "Um...Salutations..." Piggy then looked down, as if she knew by her response, that her convesation would end terribly. Noticing, Kermit gently put his hand on her shoulder. "Hey, what's the matter? Did I bump you too hard?" Kermit forced out a laugh. "You don't think I'm a nerd?" Piggy asked, apparrently in shock. "Of course not! You're just an abnormally smart person!" Piggy was in utter and complete shock. "Y-You really mean that?" kermit stuffed his hands in his neon green sweat jacket, and looked down while kind of blushing. "Well...Yeah..." "Oh.." Piggy blushed more. Suddenly the bell rang, and both Kermit and Piggy's focus was broken. "Uh...See ya later?" Kermit asked. "Sure! Why not?" Piggy was secretly flattered, but she kept that emotion from him. "Goodbye Piggy...It was a pleasure meeting you, and it was great talking to you." After that, Piggy was awestruck, and Kermit ran out, and yet, he still hesitated to leave.
Kermit met up with Fozzie at his second class, which was Music. Kermit brought his banjo, and some sheet music of a song he's been working on. Fozzie brought his ukulele that was given to him by his father. "Class, my name, as it fits my profession as a music teacher, is Mr. Cleft." The teacher began. "We kind of have a mixed up schedule today, but we are going to meet up with the chorus and get to know them today. Until they arrive, please feel free to talk amongst yourselves." Fozzie immediately began to ask Kermit constant questions. "So did you find your first class OK? Did they make you stand up and introduce yourself? Did you make any new friends?" Kermit responded to all of them. "Yes, no, and maybe." "What do you mean maybe?" Fozzie asked. Kermit began to blush. "Well...I met this girl and-" "Ohnoohnoohnohnohnohnohnohnohnohnohnohnohnohnohno!" Fozzie interupted. "What? What's wrong?" Kermit kinda had a What the heck Fozzie? kind of face on. "Kermit, I always think that if you meet a girl, you're gonna get your heart broken, and I don't want that!" Kermit rolled his eyes. "Fozzie, it's not like she's my girlfriend, I just met her. And I won't get my heart broken! Was my heart broken when Jil broke up with me?" Fozzie looked down. "Well no, but-" "Fozzie, I'll be just fine don't worry so much." Kermit assured. "Well...if you say so Kermit..." Fozzie said with sadness. As Kermit and Fozzie went silent with the other band students, the chorus came in. Kermit saw very few boys in this chorus, but there were just enough to cover the Baratone spots, and there were a surplus of female Soprenos. "Class, it is my irresponsible pleasure to introduce my chorus. My name is unimportant! So ask, and I'll destroy every living cell in your...*Ahem*...Instuments." Sheesh, what's his problem? Kermit thought. "Let's introduce our lead singers from each group. Representing the Baratones, we have Allison Harris, and Steven White. For Altos, we have Ashley and Amanda Harris. And finally for Soprenos, Jaz Stanford, and Piggy Lee." And then it happened. Kermit saw Piggy and began to blush, and couldn't take his eyes off of her. "Kermit, is that pig the girl you met today?" Fozzie asked. "Uh-huh..." Kermit responded with a dreamy sigh. Fozzie secretly had his eyes on Jaz, but he didn't tell Kermit that. "Hey, Piggy." Jaz began, "You see that bear up there? He's kinda cute and I think he's staring at me..." Jaz felt a swoon coming on. "Yeah, I mean he looks alright, but at least to me, he's not as handsome as this boy I met named Ker-" Piggy took a pause, because directly next to Fozzie, was Kermit, her handsome boy she met. Kermit caught her making eye contact, and began to blush. He lowered his head a little bit, and waved to her shyly. Noticing, Piggy did the same. "Ok, now the singers behind these people are backround characters. Pay no attention to them." Said the chorus director. Jaz crossed her arms. "Well that doesn't seem fair!" "Excuse me? YOU now have detention!" The chorus director smirked. Fozzie saw how this was unfair. "All she did was voice her opinion!" "YOU have detention as well." Said the director. "What did he do?" Kermit asked. "Detention for the frog as well. Any other animal want to give it a go? What about you Miss Lee? Care to stand up for anyone here? Hmmm?" The director knew who Piggy wanted to defend, but it would go against her nature. However, She did know how to make it fair, so she'd get detention also. "Well, actually no, but I think you're being rather rude, and insulting for someone named Samantha by accident...Or on purpose, but I suppose THAT'S a whole other story, yes?" Piggy couldn't help but grin, she felt like she did the right thing. "Piggy Lee... You've hurt my feelings..." Mr. Sam...antha ran out crying and everyone fell out laughing. All except Piggy, who walked out in silence.
Chapter 4
The End of the day
Three periods had passed since Piggy sassed Mr. Samantha without getting a punishment. It was now lunchtime, and Piggy got her glasses knocked off by some jock. Kermit noticed she wasn't wearing her glasses, and she was looking kind of spacious, so he went to go check on her. when he got up to her, he realized he just stepped on her glasses, and Piggy heard it. Then she frowned. Kermit looked down. "Um, I'm sorry about that Piggy. But on the bright side, you look more hot than usual. I-I mean beautiful, er, um... I'm just gonna shutup now." Kermit blushed. "Uh... Do you want to sit with me, Fozzie, and Jaz?" "Uh sure... but you need to be my seeing eye frog." Piggy and Kermit both laughed and walked to the table together. "Hey, you look good without glasses!" Jaz said to Piggy. "Yeah, well I can't see a single thing without them." The jocks walked up the table, threw Gonzo on it, and then set their sights on Kermit. "Lunch money, now! Ya green twerp!" Kermit twitched with fear. "I packed, I don't have any!" The lead jock, Brad snapped his fingers and the other jocks grabbed him. "Listen Greeny, either we get lunch money, or we punch in your face in!" Kermit stopped twitching. "Go ahead, I can take it!" Piggy smiled at his bravery. (Even if she couldn't see it...) Brad saw her smile, then smirked, and snapped his fingers again. The jocks then grabbed Piggy. "Ok, then what about the nerd? What if we punch in her face?" "Oh that's not happening either." Piggy said. "Shutup bacon bits!" "Bacon bits? Did you just call me...Bacon bits?" Piggy was getting a agressive look on her face, and Brad was smirking. "B.A.C.O.N.B.I.T.S., I said, Bacon bits!" Piggy felt her fist ball up, and even though she couldn't see her target, she was still determined to strike. When Kermit saw her fists, he jumped in front of her. "Uh, come on Brad, you already threw her glasses, please just leave her alone. She can't see a single thing!" Brad slapped Kermit. "Stop defending your girlfriend ya twerp!" Piggy immediately jumped on Brad and repeatedly punched him until his nose bled. "Look, you can call me 'bacon bits' all you want to, but when you mess with my frog, I will MURDER you! Got it? Good! Now get out of here before I tie your legs up, and sell you to a pretzel shop!" Brad got up, shook his head in confirmation, and ran to the bathroom to clean up his nose. Piggy cleared her throught up until her voice became sweet and gentle again. "So, does anyone else want to punch Kermit?" All the jocks ran away to find Brad. "Didn't think so." Piggy said. "Wow... You couldn't see anything when you did that?" Gonzo asked. "Nope." Piggy said with confidence. Kermit didn't say anything. However, he was smiling because of what Piggy said. ...But when you mess with my frog... It was playing in his head over and over again. The keyword in that sentence was "my". She just showed ownership toward me... Does she like me too? Kermit just kept asking himself questions until Brad and his crew showed up with the nurse's tranquilizer darts, and shot Piggy with them. "Is anybody else woo...z...y?" Piggy fainted and the bell rang. Everyone left except the frog, and of course, the pig. Kermit brushed back her beautiful golden locks and stared at her for a few seconds... then he leaned in, kissed her on the cheek, and walked away smiling.
Piggy woke up to her roommates, and Fozzie, Kermit, and Gonzo. "Mmm...What happened?" Gonzo, trying to front, jumped in front of everybody, and started to explain. "Well Brad shot you with tranquilizers, and after seventh period, I decided to carry you to the spot that you are now sitting in!" Jaz crossed her arms. "What are you talking about? Kermit carried her!" Kermit blushed. There was just something about Piggy that made him blush. Piggy noticed and wanted to ask why, just to hear his answer, but she kept quiet. "Thank you Kermit. And thank all of you for sticking around to see if I was OK." Jaz shrugged. "Hey, no sweat! What are friends for?" It was then, when Piggy actually felt like a part of something.
