Gorgon Heap
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I noticed something while watching the Bruce Forsyth episode.
As you may know, in this episode, Fozzie Bear is trying to master the art of handling hecklers. In the middle of the show, Kermit guarantees Fozzie that Statler & Waldorf will not heckle him that night. The reason? The show's running long and his act has been cut. Fozzie faints.
Next act is Wayne & Wanda singing "Trees", a few bars into which the tree falls on Wayne.
Immediately after this, we see Fozzie returning from the stage, out of breath, sighing (WHEW!) and wiping the sweat off of his brow with his tie. He then tries to persuade Kermit to let him go on.
Doesn't it seem suspicious that Fozzie should be returning acting like he's just done some sort of strenuous physical task... and right after a tree falls on Wayne? Could it have been Fozzie who pushed the tree onto him? Why would he do that? Well, to answer that question, look at the scenes before and after. Kermit tells Fozzie that his act has been cut because the show is running long, and after Wayne & Wanda's act gets cut short, Fozzie asks Kermit again to let him go on. Could it be that Fozzie cut short Wayne & Wanda's act to make room for his own? What else would account for Fozzie's asking Kermit a second time after he's already been told 'no'? Maybe with Wayne & Wanda's number over he thinks Kermit will reconsider and be able to squeeze him in.
This is all just speculation. We know that such behavior is not at all like Fozzie.
...Or is it?
David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole
As you may know, in this episode, Fozzie Bear is trying to master the art of handling hecklers. In the middle of the show, Kermit guarantees Fozzie that Statler & Waldorf will not heckle him that night. The reason? The show's running long and his act has been cut. Fozzie faints.
Next act is Wayne & Wanda singing "Trees", a few bars into which the tree falls on Wayne.
Immediately after this, we see Fozzie returning from the stage, out of breath, sighing (WHEW!) and wiping the sweat off of his brow with his tie. He then tries to persuade Kermit to let him go on.
Doesn't it seem suspicious that Fozzie should be returning acting like he's just done some sort of strenuous physical task... and right after a tree falls on Wayne? Could it have been Fozzie who pushed the tree onto him? Why would he do that? Well, to answer that question, look at the scenes before and after. Kermit tells Fozzie that his act has been cut because the show is running long, and after Wayne & Wanda's act gets cut short, Fozzie asks Kermit again to let him go on. Could it be that Fozzie cut short Wayne & Wanda's act to make room for his own? What else would account for Fozzie's asking Kermit a second time after he's already been told 'no'? Maybe with Wayne & Wanda's number over he thinks Kermit will reconsider and be able to squeeze him in.
This is all just speculation. We know that such behavior is not at all like Fozzie.
...Or is it?
David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole