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Enjoy this new fan fic.
Chapter 1
Sweetums was rehearsing for the show.
"Okay, I'm ready!", said Sweetums, "two, three, four..."
Sweetums began dancing as the orchestra played, but he quickly stepped on a rake, which plopped up and hit him in the face.
"Oh! There's my rake!", said Beauregard, "I've been looking for this."
"It sure is long for you", said Janice.
"Uh, Sweetums", said Kermit, "What are you doing here?"
"I'm practicing for the next show", said Sweetums.
"Uh, no", said Kermit, "you know the new union rules. You have to take a vacation this week."
"But I don't want to", said Sweetums, "besides, who'll take my spot in the opening?"
"Doglion has been trained to replace you", said Kermit.
"And I'm doing well!", said Doglion, who took a few steps and then turned towards the audience scenes, mimicking Sweetums from the show opening.
"Well, if you say so...." said a saddened Sweetums.
Sweetums went to his truck and started the truck.
"I feel like singing 'Saying Goodbye'", said Sweetums, who then realized something: "I forgot my drivers license! What if I get pulled over and can't show it to the cops?"
Sweetums quickly got out of the truck, breaking the door open, and ran to get his license... But then the car, which was still running, started driving off on its own. Sweetums noticed and ran after it.
"Hey! Wait for me!", yelled Sweetums, "this time nobody's even driving it!"
Sweetums chased several blocks. Then several police officers were following, with their sirens on.
"Slow down!", said one cop on megaphone.
"If I slow down, I can't get to the car", said Sweetums.
"Not you", said the cop, "the driver!"
The truck then drove into the window of a building. Sweetums ran into the building.
"Hey, has anybody seen a truck?", asked Sweetums.
The other people were running, from the truck and from the falling ceilling. Sweetums then saw the truck drive through another window and ran out after it. The truck then drove down a stairway leading to a basement. Sweetums ran after it.
Sweetums went down the stairs and through some doors. The truck had landed on top of a big catapult.
"Well, it's stopped", said Sweetums, who then ran to get it... But tripped over the catapult lever, causing it to shoot upward, through the building.
Sweetums got into the catapult.
"Okay, somebody shoot me!"
Several people shot guns at Sweetums.
"Not that kind of shooting!", yelled Sweetums.
So they then got out their pictures and gave him a photo shoot.
"No, trigger this catapult!"
They did, and Sweetums flew high and far... And actually farther than the truck. He couldn't reach the truck as he flew past it, but saw it land on a hill going down a mountain.
"Well, I hope I catch up", said Sweetums.
Eventually, Sweetums landed on an empty road in a desert. He got himself up.
"Now I wonder where...."
His truck then drove over him, continuing to drive off as Sweetums laid there on the road, asleep. Sweetums woke up later that night.
"Wow", cried Sweetums, "what a rough vacation."
But then Sweetums was floating off the ground.
"Hey! What's going on?"
Above the earth was a space ship, was was slowly beaming Sweetums up into the space ship. Sweetums went through the bottom door, and the door shut.
Chapter 1
Sweetums was rehearsing for the show.
"Okay, I'm ready!", said Sweetums, "two, three, four..."
Sweetums began dancing as the orchestra played, but he quickly stepped on a rake, which plopped up and hit him in the face.
"Oh! There's my rake!", said Beauregard, "I've been looking for this."
"It sure is long for you", said Janice.
"Uh, Sweetums", said Kermit, "What are you doing here?"
"I'm practicing for the next show", said Sweetums.
"Uh, no", said Kermit, "you know the new union rules. You have to take a vacation this week."
"But I don't want to", said Sweetums, "besides, who'll take my spot in the opening?"
"Doglion has been trained to replace you", said Kermit.
"And I'm doing well!", said Doglion, who took a few steps and then turned towards the audience scenes, mimicking Sweetums from the show opening.
"Well, if you say so...." said a saddened Sweetums.
Sweetums went to his truck and started the truck.
"I feel like singing 'Saying Goodbye'", said Sweetums, who then realized something: "I forgot my drivers license! What if I get pulled over and can't show it to the cops?"
Sweetums quickly got out of the truck, breaking the door open, and ran to get his license... But then the car, which was still running, started driving off on its own. Sweetums noticed and ran after it.
"Hey! Wait for me!", yelled Sweetums, "this time nobody's even driving it!"
Sweetums chased several blocks. Then several police officers were following, with their sirens on.
"Slow down!", said one cop on megaphone.
"If I slow down, I can't get to the car", said Sweetums.
"Not you", said the cop, "the driver!"
The truck then drove into the window of a building. Sweetums ran into the building.
"Hey, has anybody seen a truck?", asked Sweetums.
The other people were running, from the truck and from the falling ceilling. Sweetums then saw the truck drive through another window and ran out after it. The truck then drove down a stairway leading to a basement. Sweetums ran after it.
Sweetums went down the stairs and through some doors. The truck had landed on top of a big catapult.
"Well, it's stopped", said Sweetums, who then ran to get it... But tripped over the catapult lever, causing it to shoot upward, through the building.
Sweetums got into the catapult.
"Okay, somebody shoot me!"
Several people shot guns at Sweetums.
"Not that kind of shooting!", yelled Sweetums.
So they then got out their pictures and gave him a photo shoot.
"No, trigger this catapult!"
They did, and Sweetums flew high and far... And actually farther than the truck. He couldn't reach the truck as he flew past it, but saw it land on a hill going down a mountain.
"Well, I hope I catch up", said Sweetums.
Eventually, Sweetums landed on an empty road in a desert. He got himself up.
"Now I wonder where...."
His truck then drove over him, continuing to drive off as Sweetums laid there on the road, asleep. Sweetums woke up later that night.
"Wow", cried Sweetums, "what a rough vacation."
But then Sweetums was floating off the ground.
"Hey! What's going on?"
Above the earth was a space ship, was was slowly beaming Sweetums up into the space ship. Sweetums went through the bottom door, and the door shut.