Survival Of The Muppets

[Twisted Tails]

Alright, first of all, please don't kill me if I'm writing this in script form. If I need to next time, I'll write it in regular form.
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Episode 1
On the docks of Camp Creatorous, near the lake, the cameras are rolling on host Missy, whom has light brown hair in a ponytail and is wearing a light blue dress shirt, jeans, and blue sandals.

Missy: -to the cameraman- Are we rolling? -the cameraman nods- Good. -to the camera- Ahem. Hello, Muppet Central! I'm your host, Missy, and we're here live at dreary old Camp Creatorous, somewhere about 90 miles away from that other terrible camp in Canada, to kick off the first episode of the hit new reality show, Survival.....Of......The Muppets! -Missy looks around for something- What? No echo effect? Okay. Anyways, here's the scoop. 15 contestants, whom are all Muppets, will be competing on this island for the title of "The Best Muppet Survivalist....EVER" and a whopping one million dollars to go with it. But it won't be easy. I didn't go to hosting school for nothing, you know. They'll have to survive no WiFi service, awful food made by our local chef (And it's not the Swedish Chef, either), disgusting communal bathrooms, cameras at every spot of the campsite, and worst of all......each other. And each episode, one Muppet, voted by you lucky readers, will be sent home on The Boat of Losers. Until there remains only one. Now, without further ado, let's meet our victu........I mean contestants. Now let me tell you all something. If these guys seem to act a little crazy, it's because I told them they were going to be competing at a five star hotel.

The boat rolls in and first out comes Kermit .

Missy: And look who our first contestant is. The main frog himself, Kermit.

Kermit: Hello Missy. It's absolutely great to be here. -Kermit looks around- I think you might have made a mistake.

Missy: How?

Kermit: Well, you said we were supposed to be staying at a five star hotel, but I don't see one anywhere.

Missy: Well....I lied. Too bad. I'm not a very honest host at all, unlike you. But we have a swamp.

Kermit: That's fine by me.

The next person out of the boat is Fozzie.

Fozzie: Hey hey hey, Missy! It's wonderful to be here!

Missy: Hey, look it is, Mr. Funny Bear, Fozzie! Boy are you in good spirits.

Fozzie: -takes a good look at the campsite- I think my good spirits just went back to the grave. Ah! Wocka Wocka! -sees Kermit- Oh hi, Kermit! I didn't know you were doing this show.

Kermit: Hello, Fozzie. At least there's someone I'm going to know here.

Missy: -to the camera- Oh Kermit does not know what's coming up here yet. Hehehehe.

Gonzo comes flying in by water ski, but crashes into the dock and falls into the lake.

Missy: Gonzo! Are you alright, man?

Gonzo: -popping up from the water and gets onto the dock- Missy, I'm not a man.

Missy: Then what are you?

Gonzo: I don't know. I don't even know what I am now. Nobody knows.

Missy: Okay then.

Voice: WHAT IS THIS TERRIBLE, AWFUL PLACE!?!?!

The voice comes from Miss Piggy , whom is storming off the boat onto the dock.

Missy: Ladies and gentlemen, the queen of fabulous, Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy: Oh forget your sarcasm, hosty. Moi is only here just to win.......

Miss Piggy then all of a sudden stops and sees Kermit in the distance.

Miss Piggy: Kermie? Is that you?

Kermit: -gulp- Hi Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy: KERMIE!!!!!!!! -rushes up to and tackles Kermit, then kissing him all over- Oh Kermie, I missed you so much!!!

Gonzo: Wow, this season hasn't even started yet and already love is blooming.

Miss Piggy: Oh shut up, chicken boy.

The next two off the boat are Floyd and Animal . Animal is dragging Floyd off in rush.

Animal: RESORT! RESORT! -stops and looks around- This isn't resort.....

Missy: -scared of Animal- No....this is....Camp Creatorous. Welcome uhhh....-checks her list- -in a hushed, angry tone- Floyd, what happened to Zoot?

Floyd: He chickened out last minute. Didn't wanna leave his saxophone behind. Animal decided to take over for him.

Animal: Host pretty! -smells Missy- Smell like cherries.

Missy: Don't smell me, you freak.

Floyd: Oh don't worry about Animal. He doesn't bite, much. He's just a regular Cassanova.

Animal: WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!

Missy: Ahahahaha. Get him away from me.

Floyd: C'mon Animal, let's go.

The next two off the boat are Scooter and Skeeter. They are arguing over who's going first to play pool in the lounge.

Scooter: No, I called firsties!

Skeeter: No, I called firsties! -realizes they're not at the resort- Wait a minute! This isn't a five star resort! Excuse me, lady, where are we?

Missy: First of all, my name is Missy, not Lady, Skeeter. Second of all this is Camp Creatorous. Your home until this competition show is over. Unless you're willing to swim home to your mommas.

Scooter: Oh, we have the same mother. It won't be that bad if one of us get lost.

Skeeter: You said it, brother. We stick together, even if we fight.

Fozzie: Wait...which is which twin?

Kermit: Good grief.

The next off the boat is Camilla , whom immediately notices Gonzo.

Camilla: Bawk Bawk! (Translation: Gonzo!!!)

Gonzo: Camilla? My darling? YOU'VE COME!

Camilla and Gonzo share a romantic moment running to each other.

Missy: The weirdo has a girlfriend? -laughs-

Miss Piggy: Moi can hardly believe that herself.

Gonzo: Hey! I happen to love Camilla. Love comes from anyone. Life has allowed you to love whoever you want. It's how we are.

Floyd: That's the deepest thing I've ever heard Gonzo say.

Gonzo: Thank you, Floyd.

Voice: Uhhh. Escuse me?

Missy looks down and sees Pepe

Missy: Uhhh....our next contestant, is Pepe.

Pepe: Uhh is Pepe, The King Prawn, okay? I like my name shouted out the best way. Now where's the hot tub?

Missy: There's no hot tub.

Pepe: Okay then where's the pool?

Missy: We have a lake.

Pepe: Buffet?

Missy: None.

Pepe: Spa?

Missy: Nope.

Pepe: HOTEL ROOM?

Missy: Nien.

Pepe: Oh my gosh....this cannot be happening....We........WE ARE IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!! AHHHHHHH!

Scooter: Pepe, this isn't The Twilight Zone. This is where we are staying.

Pepe: Oh.........AHHHHHHHHHH!

Floyd: -laughs- Shrimpy here thought he was in The Twilight Zone.

Animal: TWILIGHT ZONE!

The next person off the boat is Janice

Janice: Oh wow, like hi Missy. It's like rully awesome to be here.

Missy: Uhhh hi, Janice. Nice to see you too.

Janice: Is this like a summer camp? Wow, I haven't been to summer camp in like ferever.

Skeeter: Welcome to the club.

Janice: -notices Floyd- Floyd, honey? Is that you? Where's Zoot?

Floyd: Zoot flew the coup. Animal is taking his place, babe.

Missy: Okay, does everyone on this show already have someone their dating?

Pepe: No, but hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe.

Missy: I hate that song with a passion. And so I hate your pick up line too, baby.

Voice: Hey don't pick on my friend like that.

Missy looks down and sees Rizzo.

Missy: What's with all the small fries on this show?

Rizzo: Small fries? I hope they're from McDonalds.

Janice: Yeah, I could rully use some McDonalds fries right now.

Gonzo: Ooooh! Can Camilla and I share a McFlurry?

Kermit: Ummm. Guys, there's no McDonalds on this campsite.

All but Kermit and Missy: WHAT!?!?!?!?!

Miss Piggy: But Kermie, you can think of something. We can build our own McDonalds.

Fozzie: Yeah. And we can call it McMuppets. Wocka wocka!

Missy: Guys! C'mon, McDonalds? What are you all, four?

Floyd: I didn't look groovy at all as a four year old.

Pepe: Maybe that's why they didn't make you a Muppet Baby.

Floyd: Well you weren't one, either. You've got no say in this, shrimp.

Pepe: Prawn.

Floyd: Whatever.

The next one off the boat is Annie Sue, whom is looking around.

Annie Sue: Hi, Missy! It's great to be here!

Missy: Hey, it's Annie Sue. Love your outfit. -to camera- Not really.

Miss Piggy: OH NO! Not her!

Annie Sue: Oh hello Miss Piggy! I can't believe you're here too.

Pepe: Geesh, and I thought having one pig on this island was going to be bad.

Annie Sue: Do you wanna see my karate?

Miss Piggy: No.

Annie Sue: Okay, maybe later.

The next person off the boat is Sam Eagle , whom is not looking impressed at all about the island.

Missy: Hey Sam!

Sam: This place is disgusting and revolting. It should be shut down immediately by the U.S government.

Skeeter: Sam, this is Canada.

Sam: CANADA! I've been tricked! You wretched witch!

Missy: Hey, it's not my fault. Blame the teachers down at the school of wiseguy hosts like me.

Sam: Hmmmm. I'm watching you. I'm an eagle. I can do that.

Missy: Okay. That just about wraps up.......

Voice: Wait! You forgot about me!

The last person rushing off the boat is Sandy (OC). Sandy has blonde hair with a pink streak and is wearing a pink tank top, jean shorts, and pink sneakers.

Missy: Oh! How could I forget the original character. My bad! Everyone, this is Sandy!

Sandy: Hi everyone! It's so great to finally meet....some of The Muppets.

Rizzo: Look at thee, you're Sandra Dee.

Sandy: Oh everyone says that to me. That's because most of them are Grease fans.

Floyd: So you won't go to bed until you're legally wed?

Pepe: She can't. She's Sandra Dee.

All of the boys, except Kermit, laugh at her.

Kermit: Guys! Don't laugh at her. She's just like us. A living organism that breathes and walks.

Miss Piggy: My Kermie is right. You boys shouldn't be laughing at poor Sandra.

Rizzo: Why not?

Miss Piggy: If you do, I'll be more than welcome to make sure you guys get voted off first. And more.

Floyd, Rizzo, and Pepe: -gulp-

Miss Piggy: That's what I thought.

Sandy: Wow, thanks Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy: Oh Sandra. If you need anything from moi, do let me know.

Sandy: Will do.

Missy: Okay okay people....errr....Muppets. It's time to separate you all into two teams.

Skeeter: Teams?

Janice: Like no one told us anything about teams. Is this going to be boys vs. girls?

Annie Sue: How can there by Boys Vs Girls....when there's only 6 girls here?

Missy: Exactly, Annie Sue. Organization of teams....something I failed at hosting school. Alright. When I call your name, go and stand by that tree. Miss Piggy, Janice, Annie Sue, Gonzo, Floyd.....

Floyd: YES!!!

Fozzie: Yes, what?

Floyd: Janice and I are on the same team.

Pepe: That's predictable, considering you two are the most underrated couple in our universe.

Janice: Like, Pepe's got a point, hon.

Missy: May I continue? Okay....Scooter, Rizzo, and Sam. From now on, you guys will be known as "Team Squiggly Line."

Scooter: Team Squiggly Line?

Rizzo: Can't you think of anything more original than Team Squiggly Line?

Missy: I also failed creativity in wiseguy hosting school. The rest of you: Kermit, Fozzie, Animal, Skeeter, Camilla, Pepe, and Sandy, you guys will be known as "Team.......Power Circle"

Fozzie: Alright! Our team has power! Take that, Squiggly Line!

Miss Piggy: -hugging Kermit tight- Kermie! This bad host has separated our love! Oh! Oh! I cannot go on! Oh! Oh!

Kermit: It's alright, Piggy. It's only a game.

Miss Piggy: A game of love. We shall be star crossed lovers.....like Romeo and Juliet!

Kermit: Piggy, it's only a game. It's not like we're all going to die.

Camilla: Bawk bawk bawk bawk bgawk. (But just look at this place, Kermit. Someone could die here.)

Sam: Die? This place must be under quarantine immediately. I shall call the Ame......Canadian Health Institute.

Camilla: Bawk? (What?)

Missy: You can rant and rant all you want, eagle. If you, or any other contestant, would like to rant, you are more than welcome to use the outhouse. That is where you guys can reveal your confessions. Think of it as the confessional. And for you readers, # means confessional.

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Floyd: Okay.......so far this stinks. Literally.

Fozzie: -turned the other way- Hey where is the camera? Missy said there's a camera in here somewhere.

Animal: -drinking out of the toilet- Toilet water good!

Miss Piggy: I hate this place. I hate the host. And I especially hate that my dear sweet Kermie is on the other team. And this confessional. Really? An outhouse? What does she think I am? A Pig? I think not.
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Missy: Well, while out contestants are getting adjusted to the camp.....

Skeeter: -offscreen- Hey I found a spider!

Sandy: -offscreen- EWWWW! I hate spiders! Get it away!

Missy: Anyways, it's time for you readers to vote who will be the first to go. And here's how to do it. All you have to do is leave a private message to MissMusical12 telling her which contestant you'd like to see go crying home on the Boat of Losers first. And the contestant with the most amount of votes will be the leaving the next episode. And stay tuned, readers, for the next episode of Survival......Of The Mupppets.
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Well, how is so far? Should I continue?

It's amazing, except I would never live at a germy island Yuck! Very intriguing! Write more please!

 

[Twisted Tails]

Thank you so much to all of you who like the series story so far. I just want remind everyone to make sure you let me know who you want voted off first (It can be any of the contestants. You can PM or comment, but I'd rather you guys PM, to make it a surprise)

Okay! I will vote first. And I believe Skeeter might be voted off first. So, anyone else agree with me or do you want to vote someone else off.

 

[Twisted Tails]

Ok....I'm done waiting. I only got a few votes, but, I really want to do the next episode, so yeah. Some parts in this episode are based off the Total Drama Island episode "Not So Happy Campers Part 2." So here we go!
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Episode 2
The camera shows Missy sitting on the dock.
Missy: Last time on "Survival of The Muppets," our 15 contestants have finally arrived at Camp Creatorous. And to recap who our contestants are: Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Miss Piggy, Floyd, -shutters- Animal, twins Scooter and Skeeter, Camilla, Pepe, Janice, Rizzo, Annie Sue, Sam, and original character Sandy. We have also separated them into their two respected teams, Team Squiggly Line and Team Power Circle. And today's the day folks. The first challenge and the first person going home on The Boat Of Losers! Who will it be? Find out on "Survival......Of....The Muppets!"

We are now at the dining hall, where the contestants are having breakfast on their respective sides for their teams. Team Power Circle on the left table and Team Squiggly Line on the right table.

With Team Squiggly Line
Sam: -picking at his good- UGH! This food is disgusting! It is not part of the balanced breakfast.

Annie Sue: What balanced breakfast?

Sam: Haven't you heard? It's the most important meal of the day.

Floyd: Yeah if you like eating slop like this for breakfast. -laughs and gives his food to Animal, whom is underneath the table-

Scooter: -looks underneath the table and sees Animal- Ummm....Floyd, I don't think Animal is supposed to be over here.

Floyd: If Miss Piggy can go and sit by Kermit, then I have the right to bring Animal over here.

Animal: -pops his head up from the table, breaking it- RIGHTS! RIGHTS!

Rizzo: Oh way to go, Animal. You broke the table. Oh well. You wanna go grab some grub from the garbage can?

Animal: GRUB! GRUB! GRUB! -goes off to the garbage can with Rizzo-

Janice: Like one of these days, if we're going to continue eating this stuff, you wanna like eat from the garbage can with Rizzo, Animal and I?

Floyd: The two things in this world that are better than this disgusting food: Swedish Chef's cooking and garbage. -laughs-

With Team Power Circle

Skeeter: I really wanna starve myself.

Camilla: Bgawk? Bawk Bgawk Bawk (But why? This food isn't that bad.)

Skeeter: Yeah, but you're a chicken, I'm a human. Big difference, Camilla.

Camilla: Bawk. (Oh.)

Skeeter: Hey do you want my food, Sandy?

Sandy: No thanks. I think I'll join you and starve. -gives her food to Camilla-

Missy then enters the dining hall.

Missy: Greetings, Muppets! Hope you guys are enjoying the food.

Fozzie: Missy, some of us are going on a food strike.

Missy: Why?

Fozzie: Because Gonzo, Animal, Rizzo, Floyd, Janice, and I are going to eat our food right from the garbage can.

Missy:Fine. Have it your way, Smokey the Bear. I thought you were supposed to protect our forests, not eat them.

Fozzie: Well we're not eating this Chef's food. It moves, too.

Missy: Which way?

Fozzie: The wrong way. Ahhh! Wocka Wocka!

Missy: Anyways, teams. Your first challenge is in one hour. -leaves-

Sandy: What do you think she's gonna make us do?

Pepe: Es only our first challenge. How bad can.....

Fozzie: NO PEPE! DON'T SAY IT! DON'T SAY IT!!!!

Pepe: What? How bad can it be?

One hour later, the contestants and Missy are on a 10,000 foot cliff over the giant lake.

Fozzie: I told you not to say it!

Kermit: Well I think it's too late now, Fozzie. Pepe said it, and looks like this challenge is going to be bad.

Missy: Ok. Your challenge is simple. Jump off this 10,000 foot cliff into that ring in the lake. That ring is the safe spot.

Janice: Like what happens if we don't make it into the safe spot?

Missy: You get eaten by sharks.

Everyone but Gonzo gasps.

Gonzo: Eaten by sharks! That's nothing! -jumps into the lake, into the ring, but still gets ripped to shreds by sharks-

Rizzo: Ha! Look at that! Gonzo's a shark magnet! Hahahaha.

Missy: On that note, the team that gets all or most of their players into the safe spot of the lake, wins NOT voting off their first person and.....a new hot tub!

The camera rolls on the hot tub, in which the contestants look at in amazement, then back to Missy and the contestants.

Pepe: I need that hot tub. I need that hot tub!

Missy: And since Gonzo was the first one actually brave enough to jump, it seems Team Squiggly Line will be jumping first.

Scooter:Okay....so who wants to go?

Silence

Miss Piggy: I'm sorry. There is NO WAY, you are making moi do this.

Janice: Like why not?

Miss Piggy: Ummm excuse moi, this is national television. Moi's hair will get wet if I do this.

Rizzo: Oh brother.

Annie Sue: If she's not doing it, I'm not doing it.

Floyd: Oh you're doing it!

Miss Piggy: Says who?

Floyd: Says me! I'm not loosing just because you didn't want your hair wet, you over obsessed drama queen!

Miss Piggy: BACK OFF, YOU OVERRATED HIPPY BEATLES FAN!!!!

All but Miss Piggy and Floyd: Ooooooooh!

Floyd: MALL SHOPPING, FROG OBSESSED, HIGH FASHIONED FATSO PIG FREAK!!!!!

All but Miss Piggy and Floyd: Ooooooooooooh!

Rizzo: He just called you fat, stupid, and a pig.

Miss Piggy: TAKE THIS! HIYAAAAAA! -karate chops Floyd really hard into the lake-

Floyd: -coming up from the water- Animal! Push her in!

Miss Piggy: What? -turns around sees Animal-

Animal: Bye, bye, Piggy. -pushes Miss Piggy into the lake-

Miss Piggy: -comes up from the lake- Floyd Pepper! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS!

Floyd: Now that wasn't so bad, was it? -laughs-

The rest of Team Squiggly Line jumps into the lake. Here's what they say as they fall.

Scooter: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Janice: Like Woah!

Rizzo: WEEEEEEEE!

Annie Sue: MOMMY!!!!

Sam: -no comment-

Back on top of the cliff.

Missy: Alright. It seems all of Team Squiggly Line has made it into the lake. Now let's see if Team Power Circle can do the same thing.

Sandy: Awesome. Alright, who's going first?

Everyone but Sandy backs away.

Sandy: Ugh. Do I have to?

Missy: If you don't, you're more than welcome to take the chicken exit and wear the dreaded chicken hat.

Gonzo: YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT A CHICKEN HAT!

Camilla: Bawk. (Ugh.)

Sandy: -takes a deep breath- Well, here goes nothing. -jumps into the lake-

Skeeter: Well? Is she still alive?

Sandy: -pops up from the water- This isn't so bad! C'mon, Kermit! You try!

Kermit: Well....I....

The rest of Team Power Circle: Kermit! Kermit! Kermit!

Kermit: Ok!

Kermit jumps into the lake, but as he reaches the lake, his "private parts" hit a floating chain in the water. And it hurts.

Kermit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -sinks into the water-

Miss Piggy: KERMIE! -pulls Kermit out of the lake- Are you okay, my love? Speak to me!

Kermit: I....I....Uhhh.

Missy: I think he'll be okay.

Camilla: Bawk bawk bawk bgawk bgawk. Bawk bawk. (Excuse me, Missy. But I can't jump this.)

Missy: Why, Camilla?

Camilla: Bawk bawk bawk. (I have a medical condition.)

Missy: What condition?

Camilla: Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bgwak bawk. (A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs.)

Missy: It'll cost you one for the team, though.

Skeeter:Oh! Who cares! I'll go with you Camilla.

Missy: Finally! Someone wearing the chicken hat. -gives Skeeter the Chicken Hat to wear-

Floyd and Rizzo imitate chickens to insult Camilla and Skeeter.

Camilla: Bawk bgawk! (Oh shut up!) -takes to chicken exit with Skeeter-

Annie Sue: Those guys are so immature. Right, Miss Piggy?

Miss Piggy: Not now. Can't you see I'm tending to my Kermie?

Back on the cliff.

Missy: Anyone else willing to join Skeeter and Camilla on the chicken exit?

The remainder of Team Power Circle (Fozzie, Animal, and Pepe) shake their heads and proceed to jump off the cliff. Here's what they say.

Animal: COWABUNGA!!!!!!

Fozzie: YEAH! WHAT ANIMAL SAID!

Pepe: I'M LIKE A BIRD! I'M FALLING OUT OF THE SKY!

On the beach.

Missy: Okay. We have the results. Team Squiggly Line wins the challenge and the hot tub!

The members of Team Squiggly Line except Miss Piggy and Sam: WOO HOO! YEAH! WOO!

Sam: I am proud to have won this challenge as a true American.

Missy: We're in Canada.

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Floyd: Piggy's gotta look on the bright side of it all. We won the challenge and the hot tub. Even if I did nearly risk my life.

Miss Piggy: You know, if it wasn't for Floyd, we wouldn't have won. And if we didn't win....he would be the first one going home!

Gonzo: I still want that chicken hat.
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Missy: Okay, Team Power Circle. Pick your favorite loser and I'll see you at the camp fire ceremony tonight.

Skeeter: Ehehehe. Sorry guys.

Animal: You no sorry! You make us lose!
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Pepe: Skeeter es so going home. 'Cause she a chicken herself

Sandy: Animal freaks me out some times. I don't wanna deal with him for another day.

Kermit:.....Sorry Skeeter.

Camilla: Bawk bawk bawk bgawk bawk! (Animal should be the one out of here!)
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At the campfire ceremony

Missy: Alright, Team Power Circle, our first team. Here's how these camp fire ceremonies work. You've all casted your votes on who you want going home tonight. When I call your name, you come up and get a marshmallow. That means you're safe. The person who doesn't get a marshmallow, is the one who's going home on THE BOAT OF LOSERS.

Pepe: Uhhh I don't want to go on the Boat of Losers. Es sounds scary.

At each time Missy calls the persons name, she gives them the marshmallow

Missy: The first person safe is......Kermit.

Kermit: Yes!

Missy: Fozzie.

Fozzie: YAY!

Missy: Sandy.

Sandy: -sigh of relief-

Missy: Pepe.

Pepe: Victory!

Missy: Camilla.

Camilla: Bgawk. (Thank you)

Missy: Animal. Skeeter. There's only one marshmallow left. One of you...are going home tonight. The last marshmallow goes to...........................................................................................................

Animal is sucking his thumb and Skeeter is crossing her fingers.

Missy:.............................................................................................................................................................Animal.

Animal: YEAH!!! ME SAFE! ME SAFE!! -eats the bag of marshmallows-

Skeeter: You guys picked Animal over me!!?!?!?

Pepe: Ehhh, you didn't jump. Ef course we had to vote you off.

Animal: GOOOOOOOOOOOOO BYE BYE!

Missy: Skeeter, The Boat of Losers awaits.

On the Dock of Whining Losers on the way to The Boat of Losers

Skeeter: My uncle J.P. Grosse happens to own The Muppet Theater, so if it really wasn't for him they wouldn't exist. So, really, I have no reason to leave. I was only being a good friend. But NOOOOOOOOOO. They had to be like insecure jerks and vote me off!

Back to Missy on the regular dock.

Missy: And with that, Skeeter is the first Muppet eliminated. Who's next to go crying to their momma....or in Skeeter's case her uncle? And will Floyd and Miss Piggy's rivalry continue? Readers, once again, cast your votes by PMing MissMusical12 (or commenting) to see who will be the next contestant voted of "Survival.........Of..........The Muppets!"
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How is it? PLEASE make sure you guys vote. I can't do the next episode without your votes. And by the way, the challenge idea and Floyd and Miss Piggy's argument are based from Total Drama Island.

To be honest, I'm glad I voted the right person off. So, I will go with Floyd if he does something wrong with that hog.

Watch it, lady!

I mean Miss Piggy! Sorry!

 

[Twisted Tails]

Episode 3
The camera shows Missy, on the beach, sitting on a beach chair eating potato chips.
Missy: -eating the chips-

Camerman: Ummmm....we're rolling.

Missy: -realizes the cameras are rolling and chucks down the bag of potato- Oops. Sorry viewers. Ahem. Previously on "Survival Of The Muppets," it seems our contestants have settled in quite "nicely" here at Camp Creatourous. Not really. But, they also had their first challenge: Jump off a 10,000 foot cliff into the lake. Some had no trouble. Some....I won't mention names. But in the end, the first contestant eliminated from the game was Scoo.....I mean Skeeter. Who will go crying home today on the Boat of Losers? Find out on "SURVIVAL..........OF THE MUPPETS!!!"

At Team Power Circle (Boys) Cabin

Pepe: Es too caliente here. And not the good kind of caliente.

Kermit: What other kind of "caliente" is there?

Fozzie: The kind you put on a dog. Ah! Wocka Wocka!

Animal: I WANT HOT DOGS!

Kermit: Me too, Animal. I'm really hungry. I don't think I can eat anymore of that Chef's food.

Fozzie: How about you join The Garbage Club?

Kermit: Fozzie, I may live in a swamp, but I don't want to eat my own kind.

Fozzie: You're not eating your own kind. You're eating....garbage.

Pepe: Either way, I'm still going to starve. -eating potato chips-

Kermit: Where did you get that bag of potato chips, Pepe?

Pepe: Oh. I found these on the beach this morning.

Animal: CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS!

Pepe: NO ANIMAL! NO!!!!

Animal tackles Pepe and eats the bag of chips.

Fozzie: Well. So much for sharing.

Animal: -burps- Sorry.

Missy: -over loud speaker- Attention, fresh meat.....I mean losers.....I mean....AH! Attention Muppets! Meet over by the campfire in 10 minutes for your next challenge!

Kermit: Oh why would we have a challenge on such a hot day like today?

Fozzie: Because Missy is a cruel host?

Pepe: I think she's muy caliente.

Kermit, Fozzie, and Animal stare at him.

Pepe: What? You've never heard of....gamecest?

At the campfire

Missy: Well. As all of you realize, today is a very exceptionally hot day.

Camilla: Bawk bgawk bawk bgawk bgawk bawk bawk!(I'm gonna turn into a KFC item menu by the end of today it's so hot out!)

Gonzo: Oh, Camilla, don't say that. You look beautiful even if you turn to food.

Camilla: Bawk....(Oye....)

Missy: Anyways, I believe I've made an extremely cool challenge.

Rizzo: By cool, I hope you mean that a freezer is involved.

Missy: No. Simple: Beat the heat.

Annie Sue: What do you mean?

Missy: You guys have to survive the extreme heat wave today. Whoever's team is still standing from the heat by nighttime, wins today's challenge. Loser votes someone off tonight.

Floyd: This should be a piece of cake.

Missy: Here's the rules. No going into any sort of shade. No sneaking into the freezer or refrigerator of the kitchen. No going into the lake or swamp. No stealing ANY sort of fans or air conditioners. No applying sunscreen. And no going into your cabins.

Animal: No ice pops?

Missy: No ice pops, Animal.

Animal: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Missy: If you pass out or go into any shade, or steal ice pops, you're out. Have fun! I'll see you all tonight. -leaves-

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Kermit: And I thought yesterday's challenge was crazy, but this is ridiculous. She's gonna have us burn to death. And then I'm really going to be forced to do that stupid Frogs Legs commericial Doc Hopper wanted me to do for all these years. Wonder how's he doing?
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One hour has passed

Annie Sue: Did you call me, Miss Piggy?

Miss Piggy: Yes. Moi wants to form a.....oh what's it called....something where you team up with others to kick people off....

Annie Sue: An alliance?

Miss Piggy: Yes. With you.

Annie Sue: -gasp- Really? Oh thank you Miss Piggy! Thank you!

Miss Piggy: Don't touch me, okay? Now there's only person we need left to make this alliance work.

Annie Sue: Who? The only other female left on our team is....Janice. And she's dating Floyd. And you hate Floyd. With a passion.

Miss Piggy: Exactly. If I get Janice to join our alliance, she'll tell me ALL of Floyd's secrets. And then moi will crush him...ONCE AND FOR ALL!

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Annie Sue: Miss Piggy went crazy there. But she's my friend and I trust her.

Miss Piggy: I'm only stringing Annie Sue along just so she doesn't vote moi off. Once we make it to the final three, I'll dump her.
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On another side of the campground

Scooter: Anyone else have that bad feeling they're going to pass out?

Sam: Nope.

Rizzo: Not yet.

Gonzo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Scooter: Woah! That sounds like Gonzo needs our help!

Sam: Why should we help him?

Rizzo: Because he's on our team. And he's my best buddy!

Scooter: Yeah! C'mon guys! Let's.........-passes out-

Rizzo: Scooter! No!

Sam: Go on without me! -pretends to pass out to get out of helping Gonzo-

Rizzo: No! Sam! Not you too! Well I guess it's up to me, then! Hold on, Gonzo, I'm coming!

On another side of the campground, near the woods. Janice is playing her guitar, when Miss Piggy and Annie Sue approach her.

Janice: Oh like, hey guys.

Annie Sue: Hi Janice.

Miss Piggy: Annie Sue and moi have a proposition to make.

Janice: Like what?

Miss Piggy: We could help you go to the final three.

Janice: You mean like form an alliance?

Miss Piggy: No. Join MOI's alliance. What do you say?

Janice: Like, sorry, Miss Piggy. Floyd said to not trust you because you're like mean and stuff. And after yesterday, ya know.

Miss Piggy: Oh and if Floyd told you to go jump off the Empire State building, would you do it?

Janice: Maybe.

Floyd: Hey! Stay away from my girlfriend, Piggy!

Miss Piggy: How does he know what moi is trying to do?

Annie Sue: He's probably an over protective boyfriend.

Floyd: I am not over protective!

Janice: Like he's usually not. He just hates you, Piggy.

Miss Piggy: Why would anyone HATE MOI!?!?! HIYAAAAA! -karate chops Floyd into a tree and leaves with Annie Sue-

Janice: It's alright, Floyd. Miss Piggy has a tendency of doing that. Like I wasn't even going to
join anyways. Alliances are stupid. -hugs the knocked out Floyd-

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Floyd: If there's one thing I love about Janice is that she doesn't let anyone boss her around without punching them. It's her free spirited nature. Or something like that.

Janice: Miss Piggy isn't a terrible person. It's just that this game like getting over her head. Fer sure.
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In the dining hall

Rizzo: Gonzo! What are you doing here?

Gonzo: -in tears- My poor sweet Camilla.....my....

Rizzo: What? What is it buddy?

Gonzo: She....SHE'S TURNED INTO A THANKSGIVING DINNER! -holds out the roasted Camilla-

Rizzo: Oh no! But we gotta get you out of here! You'll be out if Missy finds you here.

Gonzo: Who cares? My world isn't complete anymore without....without.....CAMILLA!!!!! -cries-

Rizzo: Hey it's okay, Gonzo. Everything will be okay. I hope.

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Rizzo: Gonzo is my best friend. I have to be there to support him. Through and through.

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It is now sundown. With the challenge officially over, Missy goes over the campground and sees that every person has passed out from the heat or was caught in the shade. Missy then blows an air horn to wake up the passed out contestants.

Sandy: OUCH! You didn't have to blow that stupid thing so loud!

Sam: Those air horns make my ears bleed.

Scooter: I thought birds don't have ears.

Sam: Well I thought we did.

Missy: Well, well. I have good news and bad news.

Kermit: What's the bad news?

Missy: What does it look like? You guys can't stand the heat even if you had to survive a minute in the Sahara Desert. You all lost the challenge!

Everyone but Missy: -groan-

Animal: Good news?

Missy: No one is getting eliminated tonight.

Everyone but Missy: Yay! Woo hoo! Awesome! Yeah!

Sandy: Wait....has anyone seen Camilla?

Missy: That's why no one is getting eliminated. Camilla was cooked good in the sun. She became an item choice at KFC.

Janice: Like that's not nice.

Sandy: So....is she dead?

Missy: Shhh! Don't say that! Gonzo might hear you!

Sandy:Why....Oh.

Fozzie: Hey, cheer up, Sandy. That means you get your own cabin now!

Sandy: Yeah....I guess you're right, Fozzie.

Missy:Uh no. Sandy, since you're the only girl left on Team Power Circle, YOU are bunking with the girls on Team Squiggly Line.

Sandy: -gulp-

Pepe: Good luck with Miss Piggy.

On the Dock of Whining Losers, later that night

Gonzo: Camilla....oh Camilla. If....if only I could see your beautiful white feathered body one more time. If only I could hear you cluck those gorgeous clucks one more time....

Voice: Bawk?

Gonzo: Yeah. Like that.

Gonzo then turns around and sees Camilla, standing before him.

Gonzo: CAMILLA!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!! -hugs and kisses Camilla- Oh I'm so glad you're alive! I really am!

Camilla: Bawk bawk. Bawk bawk bgawk. (Gonzo, I never died.)

Gonzo: What do you mean?

Camilla: Bawk bawk bgawk bawk bawk bgawk. Bawk bawk. Bgawk bgawk bgawk. Bgawk. (I hid in the freezer the entire challenge. Unfortunately Missy found me and disqualified me from the rest of the game. Oh well.)

Gonzo: What? She disqualified you?

Camilla: Bawk. Bawk bgawk bawk bgawk bgawk. Bawk. (Yeah. The Boat of Losers should be here any time now.)

The Boat of Losers arrives on the dock.

Camilla: -gets on the boat- Bawk bawk bawk. (Goodbye, Gonzo.)

Gonzo: Camilla!!! I....I LOVE YOU!!!

Camilla: -blows a kiss to Gonzo and waves as the boat leaves the dock- Bawk bawk bawk bawk, bgawk! (I love you, too, Gonzo!)

The camera then goes back to Missy, whom is doing yoga on the beach.

Missy: Well, that was....shocking. What an egg-citing episode this has been. I better stop with the chicken jokes right now. Anyways, readers, it's that time again. Time to vote for who YOU want off the camp ground next. Who do YOU want voted off? Comment or send a message to MissMusical12. And we'll see you next time on "Survival....of The Muppets!!!"
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How's this episode? Had A LOT of typing to do today (I had to type something as a summer project for a class I'm taking this year. So that's why.) And please, guys, make sure you vote.

I knew it! I voted for Camilla off, 'cause she doesn't like the heat. Well, something bad was going to happen. All right, I will vote this time to go and that will be..........Sandy. Whew!

Other than that, I love this fanfic. I am glad Janice stood up for Piggy. Like she has no reason to rully treat Floyd badly.

 

[Twisted Tails]

Okay.....I just came up with this really good idea for this episode! Very very shocking episode. Enjoy!
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Episode 4
The camera rolls on Missy, whom is looking around by a tree for something.

Cameraman: Missy, we're rolling!

Missy: I know. I just really got to look for my $12,000 ring. Okay? -turns to camera- Anyways, previously on "Survival of The Muppets," the players had to beat the heat. Miss Piggy and Floyd's rivalry fumes up. And Gonzo had himself a cooked chicken.....not really. Because that frozen turkey earned herself a disqualification. Who will be the next Muppet heading home on The Boat of Losers? Find out here on "Survival.......Of.......The Muppets!"

Outside the now "Girls" Cabin. Miss Piggy is waiting patiently outside for something. Sort of.

Miss Piggy: Hmmmm. Where is it?

Annie Sue: Where's what?

A delivery man arrives.

Delivery Man: Package for Miss....Poogy?

Miss Piggy: THAT'S MISS PIGGY!!!! Now give me the package!

The Delivery Man gives Miss Piggy her package and hurries off.

Miss Piggy: Thank goodness this thing has finally arrive. -opens package-

Annie Sue: Hey, what did you order, Miss Piggy? You know there's no WiFi on this island.

Miss Piggy: Moi snuck into Missy's trailer and used her laptop last night to order.....THIS! -shows Annie Sue the book she ordered-

Annie Sue: A book?

Miss Piggy: Not just A book, Annabelle. THE book that will help moi win this stupid competition.

Annie Sue: -reading the cover- How To Manipulate Your Way Through A Dumb Reality Show by Heather MacInvine. Are you really going to rely on a book to help you win?

Miss Piggy: No. You, moi and the book. And Janice or Sandy if we can get them on our side. -goes through the book- Ah! Here's a good chapter! Chapter 6: "How To Break Down A Male Rival." Well that sounds like me.

Missy: -through mega phone- Attention, players! It's now time for your next challenge! Meet by the campfire in 3 minutes!

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Miss Piggy: This book is moi's pride and joy for this competition.....oh and Kermie. -sigh- Kermie....
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At the campfire

Missy: Okay. This next challenge will test your finding skills.

Kermit: What finding skills? I'm a part time detective and we did a movie all about a mystery. Right guys?

All but Missy: Yeah. I remember that. Yes. That was fun. We should've done another one.

Missy: Okay okay! All you have to do is find my $12,000 ring. I must've misplaced it somewhere and now I can't find it. Whichever team finds my ring first wins. Losers vote someone off tonight.

Sam: Who misplaces a $12,000 ring? That is pure clumsiness.

Missy: I don't think I need reminding from the Peanut Gallery, Sam. Alright teams, MOVE OUT!

The teams then head out to find the ring.

With Team Power Circle

Kermit: Okay guys.....

Sandy: Ahem!

Kermit: And Sandy. We should split up to find that ring. I'll go with Fozzie this way. Pepe, Animal and Sandy, you guys will go that way!

Sandy: Wait...why do I have to go with Pepe and Animal?

Fozzie: Because I'm Kermit's second in command. Sort of.

Sandy: This is going to be a long day.

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Sandy: It's not that I don't like teaming up with Pepe and Animal....it's just that I really felt my security went down the toilet. Seriously.
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With Team Squiggly Line

Scooter, Rizzo, Gonzo and Sam are by a tree. Gonzo and Rizzo are climbing up the tree.

Scooter: Hey! How are you guys doing up there?

Rizzo: No sign yet, Scooter!

Gonzo: And no ring either!

Sam: Do you really think Missy would hide a ring up a tall tree like that?

Scooter: Oh knowing Missy, I would think so.

Suddenly, there's a cracking noise on the tree.

Rizzo: Ummm....Gonzo...

Gonzo: What's up, Rizzo?

Rizzo: I think the tree is going to........

The tree falls on top of all four of the guys.

Rizzo: Fall.

Scooter: Ow! My aching head.

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Sam: These trees in Canada are dangerous. I still think the Canadian government should shut this down.
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Sandy, Animal, and Pepe are on the beach looking for the ring.

Animal: RING! RING!

Pepe: -picks up his phone- Hola? Hello? -puts away his phone-

Animal: RING! RING!

Pepe tries to pick up his phone, but Sandy knocks it out of his hands.

Pepe: Hey! That my phone! I had a call!

Sandy: No you didn't! It's just Animal looking for the ring!

Animal: RING! RING! RING!

Sandy: Which we SHOULD'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES!!!!!

Pepe: Hokay. Sorry if I thought Animal was my ringtone.

Animal: AHAHAHAHAHA.

Sandy: I have an idea! Animal, can you dig in the sand?

Animal: Dig sand?

Sandy: Yeah.

Animal: Okay! -tackles Sandy-

Sandy: -screams- NOT ME, ANIMAL! THE SAND! THE SAND!

Animal: Oh! Why no say so? Okay. -digs in the sand, searching for the ring-

Pepe: Hahaha. He thought you were sand. Get it? Because you're name is Sandy? And you have Sand in it? Hahahaha

Sandy knocks down Pepe.

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Pepe: I think Sandy likes me. Everyone likes Pepe. Except Miss Piggy.

Animal: SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! Ahahahaha
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On the docks. Miss Piggy is waiting for something.

Miss Piggy: Okay. Where is she? Where is that Annie Sue?

Annie Sue brings over Floyd.

Annie Sue: I just don't know what's up with Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy then pretends to cry.

Annie Sue: Maybe you should go talk to her, Floyd.

Floyd: -rolls his eyes- I can tell this will spell trouble.

Floyd then goes over to Miss Piggy. He is saying his upcoming lines sarcastically and sounding like he doesn't care.

Miss Piggy: OHHHHH! THE HUMANITY!!!

Floyd: Oh, Piggy. What's the matter?

Miss Piggy: Oh nothing.

Floyd: Good. -tries to leave-

Miss Piggy: NO! YOU STAY!

Floyd: Why?

Miss Piggy: I have something very important to tell you.

Floyd: What?

Miss Piggy: Okay....so....Janice told the girls last week that she really can't stand you. She thinks you're a total cliche, your music sucks, and she's only stringing you along to get further in the game.

Floyd: What do you think I am? Stupid?

Miss Piggy: Yes.

Floyd gives her a cruel look. Annie Sue then signals that Janice is coming near.

Miss Piggy: Maybe Janice thinks your music sucks. But moi thinks you're really talented. -in her head: Forgive me, Kermie-

(Here's the shocking part, folks)

Miss Piggy then kisses Floyd! Floyd closes his eyes and suddenly bites Miss Piggy's lip roughly, thus making her release from the kiss and fall into the lake. Floyd then runs off.

Miss Piggy: -emerging into the lake- I can't believe that didn't work! I can't believe it!

Annie Sue: You were close, though.

Miss Piggy: Close is not enough!

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Floyd: Janice is going to kill me.......
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Floyd: Janice, wait!

Janice: -heartbroken and upset- I know. I like see now. You'd rather like spend your life smooching a hog than me.

Floyd: No....what? Janice, it was all Miss Piggy. She must've set up this plan to get me eliminated and you to join her alliance so that she can vote me off.

Janice: Then why'd you like close your eyes?

Floyd: I...I bit her lip roughly and she went into the lake. I was trying to shove her off.

Janice: I....I....

Floyd: -holding Janice- Jan.....I would never ever cheat on you like that. Never. Jan........I love you.

Janice: I wish you like said that to me earlier......before you kissed that hog. -walks off-

Floyd: I'm doomed.

Floyd is about to cry, when suddenly Gonzo and Rizzo appear.

Gonzo: Hi Floyd....what's the matter?

Floyd: -crying- Janice walked out on me.....

Rizzo: Why?

Floyd: Because she thought I kissed Miss Piggy......

Gonzo and Rizzo: EWWWWWW!

Floyd:...when really she was the one who kissed me.

Gonzo: Well you're not going to like our news either.

Floyd: What?

Gonzo: We lost the challenge. Animal found the ring in Missy's back pocket.

Animal: -running around with the ring- RING! RING! RING! RING!

Missy: -chasing Animal- GIVE ME BACK MY RING YOUR FEROCIOUS MONSTER!!!!!

Rizzo: Looks like we're voting off someone tonight.

Floyd: -gets an idea- Hey can I trust you guys with something?

Gonzo: Sure. What's up?

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Rizzo: First Gonzo now Floyd. This show is very dramatic.
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At the campfire ceremony

Missy: Well well, Team Squiggly Line. You've all casted your votes. When I call your name come up and get a Gummi Worm.

Scooter: Hey, Team Power Circle got marshmallows. Why do we get Gummi Worms?

Missy: Because Animal ate all of the marshmallows. Anyways, the person that doesn't recieve a Gummi worm will be sent home on the Boat Of Losers.

As Missy calls each persons's name, they get up to get a Gummi Worm.

Missy: First person is....Rizzo.

Rizzo: Yes!

Missy: Sam.

Sam: Thank you. -tries eating the Gummi worm but spits it out-

Missy: Gonzo.

Gonzo: Yay!

Missy: Scooter.

Scooter: Yeah!

Missy: Janice.

Janice: Fer sure.

Missy: Annie Sue.

Annie Sue: Yay!

Missy: Floyd, Miss Piggy, one of you two is going home on the Boat of Losers tonight......................................................

Floyd looks away in shame, while Miss Piggy looks up proudly.

Missy:.............................................................................................................................................................Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy: -snatches the Gummi worm from Missy- Ha! Yes! Yes! Yes! -to Floyd- In your face!

Missy: Miss Piggy, you're going on a one way trip...............................................................................to The Boat of Losers!

Miss Piggy: -to Missy- What? What? WHAT!?!?!!?!

Missy: Floyd, you're safe.

Floyd: -sighs and snatches the Gummi worm from Miss Piggy- Who's laughing now, Hog Gone Wild? -laughs-

Janice: Bye bye, boyfriend kisser!

Floyd: -turns to Janice- Janice....you mean...you're not.....

Janice: Like no. I wasn't like rully mad at you. I was only like faking it for the ratings.

Floyd: -laughs- That's my girl.

Janice: -sits on Floyd's lap and kisses him- Fer sure.

Sam: Public display of affection? Really?

Miss Piggy: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! THIS IS A MISTAKE!!! I BOUGHT A BOOK!

Missy: Miss Piggy, the Boat of Losers awaits.

On the Dock of Whining Losers

Miss Piggy: Kermie! Moi is so so sorry! I should've never kissed Floyd if I knew this was going to backfire! Stupid book! I don't need this book! -throws the book into the lake- MOI DOESN'T NEED THIS SHOW! MOI JUST WANTS KERMIE! KERMIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The camera then goes to Missy, sitting by the campfire surrounded by the rest of Team Squiggly Line.

Missy: What an exciting episode this has been. At least I got my ring back! -notices the ring is missing again- Grrrr. ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -runs off to find Animal and leaves behind Team Squiggly Line-

Scooter: Hey where'd Missy go? She still has to do the ending.

Floyd: I think she went off to go find Animal.

Scooter: So then who's going to do the ending?

Rizzo: Oh that's easy. All you have to do is turn to the camera, tell the readers to message MissMusical12 or comment saying who they want voted off next.....

Gonzo: And then excitingly say "We'll see you next time for another exciting episode of.......

All of Team Squiggly Line: "SURVIVAL......OF..........THE MUPPETS!"
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What a very dramatic episode this was. Again some of the ideas were based off an episode of Total Drama Island. And here's a fun fact: The first name of the author of Miss Piggy's book is actually the name of a character on Total Drama Island. (Although, her last name is never really revealed. So I just made up a last name.) And make sure you guys vote, okay?

Wow! That was shocking! Miss Piggy was the next voted off?/ Boy did I vote a wrong contestant to go home. All right, I am going to the guys now. I think the first guy voted off will be Pepe, I think. That's all I can say!

 

[Twisted Tails]

Okay....me and my ideas for these episodes. There's a song in this episode! The song is "Before We Die" from Total Drama World Tour. Enjoy!
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Episode 5

The camera rolls on Missy stepping out of an old airplane.

Missy: Hey, pilot! Thanks for letting me borrow the plane for today's challenge!

Pilot: Are you sure about borrowing it? This plane could break down in the sky at anytime while in flight.

Missy: If it explodes, it's even better. We haven't had one explosion on this show yet. Oh wait till these Muppets find out about today's challenge.

Pilot: Alright. I'm going to get some coffee before I die today. -leaves-

Missy: -turns to the camera- Ah, I see you're wondering about the airplane. Well, today's challenge is going to be a very high flying misadventure for our remaining 12 Muppets. But to recap from the last episode: The players had to find my $12,000 ring, which unfortunately was eaten by Animal by the end of last night. But in the end, it was Bye Bye Piggy when she was caught locking lips with Floyd. And I also just got word that Janice is not upset at Floyd, but at Miss Piggy. In other words, Floyd and Janice's romantic relationship is still rockin. Who will be the next contestant voted off the island? Find out here on "SURVIVAL.......OF.........THE MUPPETS!"

At Team Squiggly Line (Boys) Cabin

Rizzo: Hey Floyd, are you feeling better now that we voted off Miss Piggy?

Floyd is busy gazing lovingly at his framed picture of Janice and kissing it, thus ignoring Rizzo's question.

Rizzo: I'll take that as a yes.

Scooter: He's been like this all night since Janice forgave him.

Gonzo: What do you mean? He snuck out of the cabin at 1 AM just to sleep with her. Or was it the other way around.

Sam: I didn't hear any........

Scooter: Not that, Sam. I mean, he's so all of sudden obsessed with Janice.

Rizzo: -realizes something- Oh no! I've seen this on a show before!

Gonzo: What's the matter, Rizzo?

Rizzo: When a guy falls madly in love with his girl on a reality show, in other words is obsessed, he'll start throwing challenges. In other words, FLOYD'S GONNA THROW OUR CHALLENGES JUST TO IMPRESS JANICE!!!!!!!

All of the boys except Floyd: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Floyd: Guys! Shut up! What are you guys worrying about?

Gonzo: Rizzo said you're too much in love with Janice and you're going to throw our challenges just so you can make Janice happy.

Floyd: Why would I throw challenges for Janice if SHE'S ON OUR TEAM?

Awkward silence

All of the guys except Floyd: Ohhhhhhhhh.

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Scooter: And for a moment I thought Rizzo was speaking the truth. I can't believe I forgot Janice was on our team. I should've known better. And to think Janice and I pretty much have the same father.....creator....person.....or do we?
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Missy: -over loud speaker- Okay, Muppets. I've got a little surprise for you today.

Fozzie: There's no challenge?

Missy: -over loud speaker- Uhhh no, Fozzie. WE'RE GOING FLYING!

Janice: Like....in an airplane?

Missy: -over loud speaker- CORRECT! Meet by that airplane out back in 15 minutes!

Out back by the airplane.

Pepe: Ewwww. That the airplane?

Sam: This airplane does not look safe.

Missy: Well....it is.........not.

All but Missy: -gulp-

Missy: At any moment while flying, the plane will explode. And there are no parachutes. So you all will be falling out of the sky. The challenge is, you all have to land safely in the trees. The team that gets their members safely on to the trees, wins the challenge. Losers send someone home tonight.

Sandy: As if we've heard that speech before.

Missy: Have fun on the flight.

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Pepe: Okay. I know this sounds crazy, but Missy is sexy when she crazy.

Sam: Explosions on a plane? This is not safe!
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On the plane
With Team Power Circle

Sandy: I have an idea!

Kermit: What is it, Sandy?

Sandy: I think one of us should scout out where the explosions are on the plane. That way, we'll know when the explosion is so that we can land safely accordingly.

Kermit: So who's going to do it?

Sandy: Someone small....fierce......and knows about explosions....

Animal: I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW!

Kermit: Who Animal?

Animal: PEPE!

Fozzie: Hey! Animal's got a point. Pepe would be the only one small enough.

Pepe: What about Pepe?

Kermit: Pepe, we need you to scout out where the explosions are on the plane.

Pepe: That sound simple. Hokay.

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Pepe: That was no simple. NO SIMPLE!

Sandy: Pepe was our only choice. I wasn't going to trust Animal at all with the explosions.
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In the cargo area of the plane. Pepe is sneaking around looking for the explosion. He suddenly comes across the time bomb, which is set to go off in 30 seconds.

Pepe: Uh oh.

Back in the passengers side.

Pepe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

All but Pepe: What?

The time bomb goes off, exploding the plane and making the Muppets fall out of the sky. Missy then shows up in her helicopter.

Missy: Well. What perfect timing.

Scooter: Perfect timing for what?

Missy: A song!

Floyd: Singing at a time like this!?!?!

Missy: This IS a Muppet fanfiction. You can't do one without a song. NOW SING MUPPETS! SING!

Before We Die
Janice: We're singing as we're falling!

Sandy: While some are cannon-balling!

Gonzo: Yeah!

Floyd: Our lives begin to flash before our eyes!

Kermit and Fozzie: We might just go ka-blooey!

Scooter and Rizzo: Get smushed and become chewy!

Everyone: 'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!

Sandy: Billionairess!

Scooter: Billiard's Champion!

Fozzie: Make it home to see my mama!

Pepe: Marry Missy!

Janice: Catch a barrel!

Annie Sue: Be an actress in a drama!

Sam: Corporate lawyer!

Animal: Prom destroyer!

Gonzo: Be a ninja with throwing stars!

Floyd: Lion tamer!

Rizzo: New food namer!

Kermit: Repairman for the parallel bars!

Everyone but Kermit: -speaking- What?

-back to singing-

Sam: But first we must cease dropping, our goal here would be stopping!

Annie Sue: Before we smash into the ground from the sky!

Fozzie: Flatten to little pieces!

Gonzo: Heads merged with our feet-ses!

Sandy: That would really suck and here's why:

Janice: We like to keep on living!

Floyd: So Missy, We hope you're giving:

Rizzo: Some wings!

Sandy: A jetpack!

Scooter: A rift in time!

Sam: Parachute?!

Pepe: Waterbed!

Kermit: A trampoline!

Gonzo: Springy shoes!

Floyd: Rocket boots!

Janice: A flying squirrel!

Annie Sue: Bubble bath!

Janice: Like, I change to bubbles too!

Animal: Mama!

Fozzie: A Pizza! No! Chips and some dip will do!

Everyone: Cause there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it! There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!

-song over-

Everyone is still falling, but are nearly approaching the trees. From Team Squiggly Line, Scooter is the first one to to hold on to the branch of a tree, followed by Gonzo, Floyd, Janice, Annie Sue, and Rizzo. Sam perches onto the tree like a regular bird.

Rizzo: YOU COULD'VE JUST FLOWN, SAM!

Sam: I know.

Annie Sue: Why didn't you tell us?

Sam: Because, you guys don't have wings like I do.

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Scooter: Again, second time today we don't think.
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With Team Power Circle, nobody perches on to the trees and all just fall on the ground. Pepe falls first followed by Fozzie, Kermit, Sandy, and Animal.

Kermit: Is everyone okay?

Fozzie: Yeah. I landed find on this soft mini couch.

Fozzie does not realize that he's sitting on Pepe.

Pepe: Hey! Get your big bear bottom off of me!

Fozzie stands up and now realizes he sat on Pepe.

Fozzie: Oh sorry Pepe.

Kermit: Ummmm....guys. I think we lost another challenge.

Animal: Why?

Kermit: We were supposed to hang on to the trees. We landed on the ground.

Missy overhears from her helicopter.

Missy: You are correct, Kermit! It looks like another victory for Team Squiggly Line!

Everyone from Team Squiggly: Yeah! Woo Hoo! YAY!

Rizzo: Okay we won. Now how do we get down?

Missy snaps her fingers and the branch that Scooter was holding on to breaks, making everyone from Team Squiggly Line, except Sam, fall to the ground.

Missy: Now that's gotta hurt.

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Rizzo: I think it hurt more for me than it did for Pepe.

Scooter: Three things today we don't think about! Three!
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Missy: Team Power Circle, it's time to vote someone off for the third time!

Fozzie: Oh come on.

Kermit: Fozzie, let's not give up hope yet. We can still win another challenge.

Pepe: Kermit. We have five people on our team. Squiggly Line has all but Miss Piggy.

Kermit: Wait.....they voted off....Miss Piggy?

Sandy: Kermit, you didn't hear?

Kermit: What?

Sandy: Team Squiggly Line voted Miss Piggy off last night because.......I don't want to break your heart or anything....but.....but....

Pepe: She kissed Mr. Bassman, Floyd, in order for him to be voted off. Instead, eet backfired and she got tha boot.

Kermit: -heartbroken- I.....I.....Why would she do that? I mean.....I think....I....

Fozzie: Kermit? Are you okay?

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Kermit: I can't believe Miss Piggy would do that. Pick trying to win some dumb reality show over.....over....me.
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At the campfire ceremony

Missy: In order to prevent Animal from eating the supply of food, I shall now give you rocks instead.

Fozzie: Rocks?

Missy: Rocks aren't edible. You don't eat rocks, do you?

Animal: I EAT ROCK!

Missy: Forget you, Animal. You're a lost clause. Anyways, you've all casted your votes. The person without a rock goes home.

As Missy calls each persons's name, Missy throws a rock at them.

Missy: First person....unfortunately, Animal.

Animal catches the rock and eats it.

Missy: Fozzie.

Fozzie: -catches it- Solid! Ha! Rock joke! Solid! Like a rock!

Missy: Sandy.

Sandy: -gets hit with it- Ouch! Really?

Missy: Kermit, Pepe. One of you two is going home tonight. The last rock goes to..............................................................................................................................................................................

Kermit has a sad expression on his face while Pepe looks around at Animal, Fozzie, and Sandy staring at him. Pepe is wondering why he's in the bottom two.

Pepe: What? Why is everyone staring at me like that? Did...Did I do something wrong?

Missy:.................................................................................................................................................................Yes you did, Pepe. And I guess that wrong, has gotten you eliminated.

Pepe: POR QUE!?!?!?! WHY!?!?! I did nothing!

Sandy: Pepe, you broke Kermit's heart by telling him the truth. We had to vote you off.

Fozzie: Yeah, and you're not very good at telling us when bombs come off either.

Animal: HEART BREAKER!

Missy: Kermit you are safe. -gives Kermit his rock-

Kermit: Thank you, Missy.

Pepe: This is....this is....this is....

Missy: Pepe, Boat of Losers awaits.

On the Dock of Whining Losers

Pepe: This is......this is.....this is.....this is......Missy call me! My number is 999-9991! Call me maybe. Hopefully.

The camera then rolls to Missy, whom is sitting on the main dock.

Missy: Call him, maybe? How about Call Him Never! But, in the meanwhile, we'll see you next time for another exciting episode of "Survival....Of The Muppets!!!!"

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How'd you guys like this one? By the way, here's the song:

Yes! Yes! I knew Pepe was voted off. Well adious king prawn! Next one voted off for the next challenge, I willl go with.......Sandy. Whew! I am really so easy at voting.

 

[Twisted Tails]

That was hilarious, Miss Musical12! I have not heard Wicked the musical yet, but Rizzo as the toilet paper mummy bat and he is supposed to be Chistry, the mummy bat. This is great! The next one voted off will be......Sandy, maybe.