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Sully & Biff lecture Getting Arrested

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Dil

Guest
BIFF: "Hello there, My name's Biff and this is my buddy Sully. Today, we're going to talk about a rather scary lecture."

(dramatic music sting plays.)


BIFF: "Getting Arrested. OK, ahem, you get arrested when you, for example, stole a precious thing, you would get caught by the police. Sully, here, is our demestrator. He's going to test like stealing (points to a precious vase) this precious golden vase, right, Sul?"

(Sully opens his mouth.)

BIFF: (interuppting) "OK, then, here we go... (zips out, then zips back dressed as a director) Are you ready?"

(Sully nods.)

BIFF: (using a megaphone) "Alright! Mark it... and ACTION!"

(Sully sneaks to the vase, then grabs it.)

BIFF: "CUT! Good job, you've done your test perfectly."

(Sully opens his mouth.)

BIFF: (interuppting) "We're just testing, so if Sully's really doing it, he would have been caught by the cops, which some people call the Police."

(Sully taps on Biff.)

BIFF: "What?"

SULLY: "Uh, excuse me, I'm looking for--"

BIFF: "HOLD IT! HOLD IT THERE! Now you've TRULY been under arrest. You're going to have to come with me to jail, because you spoke without a licence, you didn't get a licence to speak, you don't have it, and you will not. So--"

(Unfortunaly, Biff is the one who would be grabbed to jail, and the one who's grabbing him to jail is Sully!)

BIFF: "Wait a minute. YOU'RE the guy! Not me. Let go! Let go! (voice fades)"

(Goofy ending music plays.)

What do you think of this?
 

minor muppetz

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That was funny. So Sully needs a license to talk? Interesting...
 
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