This E+B skit had a kind of sad ending.
Ernie is telling Bert it's time to them to hit the road because "...we've been planning this trip for a week" Bert is apprehensive about leaving the house because (approximately):
B: I've got a purple hand.
E: Why BERT! Your hand is purple, look at that. KEHEHEHEHEHEHE
B: Don't laugh, Ernie. I got paint all over my hand.
E: Well wash it off and let's go.
B: No... it's gotta wear off.
Ernie places a mitten on Bert's colored hand. When Bert feels dumb with only one, Ernie puts the other mitten on him. Then Ernie puts a winter hat on Bert, a scarf, and hands him a full-size sled. Which brings Ernie to a lead-in to their trip:
E: Off we go, to lie in the hot summer sun, on the beach. KEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Bert's response to this, after Ernie walked off, was to start crying. This made me kind of sad because we rarely if ever saw Bert crying, whereas we were more or less inured to Ernie's comparatively frequent crying. Also Ernie sobbing didn't bother us as much since he is more of an emotional character than Bert. And lastly, it can hurt watching a stunt like that being pulled on someone else.
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Another E+B skit: Ernie is holding an umbrella in a downpour, who explains to Bert (unsheltered) that he can feel 3 different ways about the rain:
1) Happy, because rain makes the flowers bloom and the plants grow.
2) Sad, not sure why, but I think it was because a ball game was called off.
3) Mad, because "I was gonna bring my bike to the zoo, and this was the only day I could do it, now I can't, and I don't know when I'll have a chance again" (Editor's note: How many zoos really allow visitors to bring their bicycles?)
But meanwhile, Bert is peeved for some reason. Ernie asks where Bert's umbrella is, and he replies that Ernie is holding it! Rather than return it, or at least make an attempt to share it, Ernie says something like "Oh really? Well I'll see you around." and walks off. The part that got me kind of sad came next, where Bert turned around and walked off in the pouring rain into the background, slowly, with each footstep emitting a loud and clear puddle splash. Bert then stopped, and sneezed to one side (I thought it was only a myth that you can catch a cold by being chilled), then continued his dismal stroll.